This is my first Smosh short! Inspired by their 'Whisper challenge!' Videos. If you guys have watched them! LOL
"I'M DEAF!"
Two guys, both in their late twenties, walk into a bar, looking for some fun. One has a curly, brown hair, styled like an emo hair, but not really. Brown eyes, funny butt-shape tip of his nose and light stubble. He has a lean build, works out at the gym a lot and usually a ladies man. Anthony Padildo... I mean, Padilla.
The other one has a wavy brown bowl haircut, like Moe from the Three Stooges, or like Justin Bieber's old schoolboy hair. Blue eyes, crooked nose and thick stubble. Chubby body frame, but likes to jog, now he has them meaty thighs (at least that's what Taylor Swift said.) and usually a chick repellant. Ian Hecocks... Dammit, It's Hecox.
Ian looked around, his eyes widened in shock. He saw a really hot babe by the counter, alone. She has long and wavy blonde hair, sparkling green eyes, red pouting lips. She got a body like an hourglass, perfect curves under her beautiful sequined red dress, and not to mention those perfectly round jugs.
Ian trembled, then started tapping his friend's shoulder, "Anthony! Anthony!" He said.
Anthony looked at him, "What the hell is it?" The bowl haired man pointed to the sexy girl by the counter.
"Ohhh, you want to hit on the girl eh?" Anthony asked. Ian just nodded, blushing heavily, "Don't worry buddy, I'll be your wingman for today." He smiled. Ian put a finger in his ear and wiggled it trying to clean it, but it seems like he can't hear anything that much. Uh oh.
Anthony pushed Ian near the girl, Ian's heart raced, his palms became sweaty, his pupils dilated, his pits felt more wet than before. The woman saw Ian sitting next to her, being a nice woman she is, she just smiled at Ian.
His friend cupped his hands around Ian's ear, "Ask her 'how's it going?'" He whispered.
Ian looked the girl in the eyes, his blue eyes met her green ones, his mouth started moving, "W-wow is that a thong?" He asked. The woman was shocked at what Ian said.
Anthony pulled his friend's head then whispered again, "No! Ask her her name!"
Ian faced the chick, "What's your came?"
Finally the woman spoke up, "What?!"
"No you idiot! Alright, tell her that 'I like your eyes, they're a beauty." Anthony was frustrated.
"I like your thighs, they're meaty!"
The girl looked at her thighs, which are not really meaty at all, "Are you flirting with me? Cause it's not working!"
"Ian! You're gonna lose her, just tell her what you feel." Anthony whispered louder.
"Tell Fred that he's unreal!" Ian said. The woman's jaw dropped.
"Ian, are you deaf? Now you're creeping her out! Tell her that, 'Your eyes brighten up my life.'"
"Your thighs is like my fleshlight!" Ian raised his voice at the girl. With one swing of her hand, she slaps Ian across his face, then stormed out of the bar.
Out of nowhere a creepy biker sits beside Ian, looking angrily at him.
"My name's Fred, are you calling me unreal?" He bellowed at Ian. His eyes burning with anger.
"Help me, Anthony!" Ian exclaimed. Even Anthony was intimidated by the biker.
"Alright, tell him that, You didn't mean it." Anthony trembled.
"I want to beat it." Ian said to the biker.
"Beat what?" He asked. Anthony facepalmed
"No! Just tell him that this chair is comfy!"
"Jack off on me!" Ian yelled.
"Alright! Come with me!" The biker carried Ian out of the bar.
"ANTHONY! HELP ME!" Ian bellowed.
"Ian! I'm coming! Right after I deal with these smoking hot babes.
So, did you like it? Or is it too sexual? xD
While you're waiting for the other updates, why don't you check out my SMOSH INTO TIME TRILOGY? It's hecka hilarious and firetruckin' epic!
