Phoebe: Oh, oh! It's a story about Monica and Chandler.
Rachel: What about me, Emma, and Ross?
Monica: Oh Rachel don't be selfish you have so many fics already.
Ross: Okay, Mon, competitive much?
Joey: Sandwich!
Chandler: Guys? We're supposed to do a disclaimer.
Phoebe: Let's do it together guys.
Everyone, except for Joey: The author doesn't own anything.
Joey: What's a disk-aimor?
Ugh... On with the story.
In Love With my Sister
The friends were sitting in Monica's apartment as usual, only this time things were a little different. It was Chandler and Joey's apartment.
"So is it weird, you know, living in a girls apartment?" Phoebe asked Chandler who hadn't been in very many conversations since he won the apartment. Sure it was an awesome place to live, but Monica...
"You really don't know what my job is do you?" Chandler asked Monica who was sitting at the table with Rachel. Both girls turned to him.
Monica sighed, "You still mad about that?" Her eyes were fixed on the back of his head. The guy hadn't even looked at her since they got the apartment. It was like he was the one who had lost the most awesome apartment in the world, but he hadn't. Besides they still had the chick and the duck. They should have been happy.
"Hey, you guys notice something... I don't know... like... different about the group?" Ross asked in his normal thinking pose by the sink. Chandler just ignored what he said.
"Yeah, you guys, Chandler hasn't made any snide remarks in like five weeks," Rachel said taking a sip of water of her water. Once again Chandler ignored the words, even if they were about him.
Sitting next to Chandler, Phoebe asked, "What's wrong, Phebes?" and everyone stared at her blankly.
"What? Oh! I thought that's just what we called each other," Phoebe said looking around at the room. Still, Chandler was silent. And Monica was about ready to pull out his tongue. The guy was more annoying when he didn't talk.
"I'm sorry I didn't know what your job was," Monica sighed in desperation. If only he knew how much she missed his voice.
Finally, Chandler asked his friend, "Joey, do you think we can we move back to our old apartment?"
"What? NO! DUUUUUDE!" Joey exclaimed, as the rest of the friends just stared at him in shock, especially Monica. Ross just looked down and shook his head, for he knew the reason he didn't want the apartment. Chandler had been in love with Monica for about a year now. Joey knew about it too, but he was too dumb to remember when Chandler had told him about her.
Monica was the first to ask, "Why?" unfortunately, she didn't get a response, instead he walked into the hall.
"What's eating him," Phoebe asked rolling her eyes.
Shaking his head Ross answered, "The dude's in love with my sister." Sure he didn't say it very loud, but it was loud enough for Rachel to hear, seeing as she was sitting so close to the Dino geek.
"What?" astounded she turned her head towards him, and he flushed.
Ross the stuttered, "Uh... Did," He pauses to loosen his collar, "Did I just... Say that aloud?" To answer Rachel nods and keeps her eyes on him, only this time all their eyes are on him.
Rachel stands up and announces what he had just revealed, "You said Chandler's in love with Monica." Suddenly all eyes turned to Monica.
She laughed, "So you mean if I would have kissed him, we would have gotten the apartment back." And the others just stared at her. As soon as she stopped joking, she realized how unfunny her words really were. So she went after Chandler.
Joey: Hey I wasn't in the script very much.
Chandler: Let me ask, do I get funnier?
Phoebe: Peace and love guys
Rachel: Easy for you to say.
Monica: Anyway, read and review if you want to know what happens next.
