Loki was not having a good day.

First he was captured by the mortals, then his brother showed up, and the two groups were working together! Not to mention the fact that they had thrown him into the cell meant for a beast, and left him alone with another prisoner who, last time he checked, was wrapped up in a blanket in the other cell, muttering furiously to themselves.

"So, why are you in here?" A tired voice asked, hoarse from disuse, yet still melodic, in a way. Loki turned to to the other cell, whose occupant had finally come out from under the blanket.

She couldn't have been any older than he was physically, and yet, she looked to be so much older at the same time, with an aura that spoke of darkness and tired wisdom.

Regardless of her age, she had long, otherworldly white hair, and cream white skin, the palest he'd ever seen, her pretty face marred by a hideous red scar that went through her left eye. Her eyes were half open, allowing him to see they were grey. But the most eye catching thing about her, was her left arm. It was blood black, with black nails and a cross embedded in the back of it. She wore only a large black shirt, and a pair of loose white shorts.

"That is none of your concern, mortal." Loki sneered. The woman laughed, but it held no amusement, giving the sound a bitter undertone. She tilted her head, and offered him a sly smile.

"Oh, you foolish man. If I was just a mere mortal, why would I be in this?" She gestured to their surroundings. Loki scowled. She had a point, he had to admit that much.

"What are you, woman?" He snapped.

"Oh, so I've been upgraded from 'mortal' to 'woman'?" She chuckled.

"As for your question, I am a human, or rather a superhuman. I stay young forever, and I can't die from illness or poison, yet I can be killed. Of course, that's rather hard, what with the instant regeneration and healing factor, but it can be done. What was the term they called me all those years ago?" Here she placed her finger on her chin in thought.

"Ah, yes. To be more specific, I am both human, and a monster. I am a Noah, more specific, the 14th Noah, the Noah of Destruction, the Musician. And yet, I must be human, for I am one of God's favorite humans, an accommodator of one of his mighty weapons." She said bitterly, yet a taunting smile was on her lips.

"And what is exactly a Noah, musician?" Loki snapped, having lost his patience with her teasing. The girl frowned, and her eyes snapped open. Loki felt himself gasp without meaning to. Her eyes were an ethereal silver, like stars. They were filled with a fierce fire, yet were dulled by weariness.

"Noah are nearly impossible to kill super humans, which makes the super soldier that science has created look like insects in comparison. They are still human, yes, but their incredible healing factor and instant regeneration of missing limbs makes them extremely hard to hurt. They are immune to all poisons, and can not get sick. And I'm the last one, apparently." She murmured the last few words, yet Loki could still hear them. She shook her head, and immediately her body relaxed.

"Anyhoo, I'm Allen. What's your name, Spade?" She asked. Loki twitched. Just a second ago she was melancholy, now she was chipper. And why was she calling him Spade?

"I am Loki." He said stiffly, eyeing her warily. From what he had seen so far, he suspected that she wasn't all right in the head. And even though this woman was likely as mad as a Jabberwocky, she still radiated an aura of power that rivaled even his own.

"Like the Norse God Loki? Man, your parents hated you. So welcome to the Our Parents Hate Us Club! Our motto is 'Burn the disbelievers! Buy gold!' I'm the founder and president, even though I personally have no parents, cause they abandoned me as an infant! And if I did, they'd still be dead by now!" She laughed, clapping her hands together in glee. Loki twitched again.

Scratch the idea that she wasn't right in the head, this woman was batshit insane!

"No I'm not!" She cried suddenly. Loki blinked.

"What?" Loki asked. She frowned.

"You called me batshit insane in your head! I don't like being called crazy, Spade!" She snapped.

Loki felt his eye began to twitch. This was going to be a long day.