1. Banana (CanadaXAnyone But France-I pick Prussia)
"Hey, Matt?"
"Gil, do you want me to burn these pancakes?" Matthieu growled uncharacteristically, slipping his spatula under a gently sizzling flapjack.
"No, seriously! I have a good question!" The alibino insisted, silently hoping his buddy wouldn't flip a hot pancake onto his face.
The prospective pancake sizzled on the pan.
Gilbert sighed quietly, then continued.
"Do you ever put anything else on your pancakes besides maple syrup?"
Matthieu turned to stare at his friend in disbelief. "What else is there?"
"Well..."
"Exactly, nothing." The Canadian sang, turning back to the stove.
"There's applesauce!" Gilbert blustered. He had to keep his ground here.
"For oatmeal."
"What about jam?"
"That's for bagels and english muffins."
"You eat english muffins?" The Prussian looked horrified at the thought.
"Only as a last resort." Matt snapped, shooting him a glare. "Besides, they're not that bad."
"Says you."
Matt grunted.
"So what about like...banana sauce?"
"That's not a real sauce."
"Sure it is. Just mash one up a bit."
"I don't even like bananas."
"That's not what you said last night." He quipped.
Gilbert spent the rest of the morning peeling pancake off his face.
