"Namassu ka? Sunday!"

In front of a table sat Haruka, Chihaya, and Miki.

And… huh, umm… who watches this? P thought.

Kotori, at home, and a few people, only about 100 thousand, were watching right now.

"First, let's introduce you to our new segment, 'Where is Azusa-san?' Since Azusa can never seem to find her way anywhere, we decided to make it into a game! Throughout the episode we will give you hints as to what country Azusa is in! Near the end, everyone gets to vote! The people who guess correctly win 100 yen!"

The audience clapped and cheered. Haruka picked up her phone and dialed Azusa's number.

"So, Azusa-san! What continent are you on?"

"Uh... Hmm... Which one has Italy on it?"

"There you go folks! Azusa is somewhere in Europe!"

Next to speak was Chihaya. "Now it's time for a movie trailer!"

After a random commercial about a dog advertising some potato chips and another about cheese, Haruka's face appeared.

"Namassu ka?"

A title card with chalk text appeared.

"Ami Mami-chan."

Ami and Mami began performing acrobatic tricks, mirroring each other's every move.

Suddenly the screen started flashing and dissolved into black. A camera panned upon the back sides of Ami and Mami, who looked into the distance. A boy and a girl appeared next to each other. Both wore green shirts, shorts and caps and weilded Poké Balls.

"Jr. Trainers Kate and Arnold want to fight!"

"GO! Charizard!

GO! Raichu!"

"Jr. Trainers Kate and Arnold sent out Primeape and Raticate!"

A long Pokémon battle ensued where each side had six Pokémon.

"Ami and Mami defeated Jr. Trainers Kate and Arnold!"

Arnold: "Oh well!"

Kate: "Nice work!"

Ami and Mami received 800 yen for winning!

Commercial!

Chihaya's face appeared.

"Namassu ka?"

Someone's phone rang. The ring tone was the song MUSIC.

"Ah! That must be Azusa-san!" Haruka picked up her phone.

"Moshi-moshi!"

"Ah, Haruka-san! How are you?"

"Fantastic! How 'bout you?"

"Just fine!"

"So how's about giving the viewers another hint as to where you are?"

"Hmm... It's very mountainous... It's north of Italy!"

"Very good! So it's not Italy, or Spain, or Greece..."

"Or Turkey!"

"Speaking of Turkey, it's time for our Food Taste Test! Yesterday our President brought us some Norwegian chocolate, nano!"

"And it came in this nice box!"

Oh, shit. Ohhh… shit.

Haruka attempted to open the box.

*sigh*

The box flap hit her in the face. Chihaya started laughing, and Miki nonchalantly grabbed a bar out of the box.

"K...v...i...k...k...l...u...n...s...j... How do you pronounce that? That's a weird name, nano!"

Miki found that the Kvikk Lunsj looked just like a Kit Kat. She bit into it.

"TEN OUT OF TEN, NANO~!"

Blushing Haruka reached into the box and pulled out a bar called Smash!.

"What a great name for a candy bar!" Opening the Smash! bar, it appeared as any normal candy bar would. She bit into it.

"Oh, that chocolate is tasting so good right now. And that filling... uh... What is it?

P yelled quietly, if that was humanly possible, "It's corn! Corn!"

"Peanuts, maybe?"

Chihaya's ears perked up.

"Ah, no, it is corn!"

"Corn! Wow! What a great idea!"

Chihaya reached into the box. Something called Stratos. Another chocolate bar. This one had a smiling blue cow on it. Opening it, it looked like any normal piece-divided chocolate bar.

"Mm... I can't describe this good taste politely enough!"

"Well there you have it, folks," said Haruka. "Go get yourself some Norwegian chocolate!"

Commercial!

Miki's face.

"Namassu ka, nano!"

"Now it's time to see what Hibiki is up to!"

"Haisai!"

"Hello, Hibiki! What are you up to? Looks like you're at a racetrack, or something!"

"Well, I'm at Las Vegas International Speedway in America! Today I'm going to be driving a NASCAR race car! It's 35 centigrades out here and the cars get really hot inside, so I imagine it will be tense!"

"While Hibiki straps in, let's check in on Makoto and Yukiho!"

Makoto and Yukiho were sitting in a cave, drinking tea. Suddenly all the girls in the audience started screaming bloody murder.

"Bloody murder! Makoto-kun!"

"... W-where are you two?"

Makoto spoke.

"This is Yukiho's secret underground base! We won't tell you where it is, though!"

"Neat!"

After a bout of silence, a male voice popped up from the audience.

"I love you, Yukiho!"

How damn blunt!

Yukiho's eyes widened and started to tear. Suddenly all eyes were on the audience man. Yukiho ran from the table, screaming, "Otoko no hito! Otoko no hito!" The audience members started to beat up the man.

"You're not supposed to speak the truth! It's impolite!

Commercial!

All three faces.

"Namassu ka?" in unison.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hibiki drove the hell out of a Toyota Camry around the speedway.

MUSIC was heard.

"Moshi-moshi!

So, Azusa! One more hint!"

"Ara... uh... OK!

It's ruled by a prince! I'm sure he's rather dashing~ but probably has a nice wife! Ara~..."

"That's all the hints for today! Begin voting now!"

The people in the audience broke out a simple device for typing in an answer.

Commercial!

"The results are in! Fifty-two people guessed correctly - Liechtenstein! That's all for today, guys! We won't forget to give you your 100 yen! See you next Sunday!"

There was clapping.