It was really starting to creep Ron out , he was completely terrified. At first he just ignored it and tried his hardest to forget, but now he doesn't know if he can. He had considered over the past few days confronting Harry about what he was saying, or rather slurring about in his wild and clearly vivid dreams. Deep down, Ron knew that he simply couldn't ask about it, it was far too weird and frightening.
"...ohhh Snape... uuuuhh yeah." Harry would stutter through girlish moans, "f-f-aster...uugh."
Ron would look over and see Harry in the darkness, clearly fast asleep, but arching his back a little more with each soft moan and gripping his bed sheets with and iron grip. His arousal was completely obvious. Ron wondered why this had never woke up the other boys in their dorm room throught this past weird week. Ron watched with bewilderment as Harry kept saying the name of their terrifying potions professor and squirming in the soft moonlight. Ron had never been more confused. 'Did Harry even know that he was dreaming about Snape?' wondered Ron for quite a few more days until he couldn't take it anymore. He wanted his peaceful sleep back and his best friends sanity. He went to talk to Hermione.
"I'm extremely worried for his sanity Hermione, and I couldn't go another day without telling you because something is clearly wrong with our best friend!" Ron exclaimed as he finally flopped pathetically onto the cushioned couch after his frantic pacing of the common room. He had told Hermione absolutely everything.
"Well... It is a peculiar situation... we'll need to handle this with a great deal of delicacy on our-part." Stated Hermione Coolly.
"Why aren't you surprised? Actually, why am I surprised that you're not surprised!" Remarked Ron, "Of course you would already have used your keen observational skills and worked this out!"
Hermione noticed how troubled Ron was, how red his face had become. "Are you bothered more about that fact that it's a man?" questioned Hermione, "Or because of which man it happens to be?"
"Well... that it's a man does really surprise me..." stated Ron, "But more the about who the man is. He's crazy, Hermione! What the hell is he doing having dreams like that about Snape... of all people Hermione! Snape!"
Ron really wasn't bothered in the slightest that Harry was most likely gay, he was just worried fore-mostly about his sanity because of who he was attracted to. Ron spent a great deal of time trying to fathom the idea. 'What the hell could he possibly see in Snape?' Ron constantly turned over in his mind. He wondered what was even remotely attractive about Snape, but he decided to stop thinking about it because the idea of Snape being attractive, sexy even, made him want to vomit.
After their long conversation on how to deal with the unusual situation and even try to bring it up with Harry, they worked out exactly what they were gonna do.
They were going to get them alone together. What better than an after dinner detention with Snape for Harry to confront his feelings?
