EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
CLIFFORD
VS
SAGWA
BEGIN

[CLIFFORD]
OH LOOK WHO UP TO THE CHALLENGE IT A SIAMESE CAT
I WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON BY SINGING THIS RAP
I AM A BIG RED DOG I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
KICK YOUR ASS AND SOON YOU WILL BE PULL
YOU ARE GANNA BE RAPED BY T BONE AND CLEO
YOUR SHOW SUCK GO DIE YOU ASSHOLE
ALL YOU DO I WRITE PICTURE IN THE MAGISTRATE PALACE
WHILE PLAYING WITH MICE AND BAT WHO IS A FAGGOT

[SAGWA]
OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH CLIFFORD THAT NO WAY HOW TO TALK
ALL YOU DO IS CAUSE TROUBLE WITH YOUR GIANT COCK
FIRST YOU BEEN TO THE CITY THEN BIRDWELL ISLAND
DONT YOU KNOW IT ALMOST LIKE MAKING A SIN
YOUR FRIENDS SUCK T BONE IS A PUSSY
CLEO IS A LITTLE BITCH AND MAC IS TOO BOSSY
EVEN AS A PUPPY YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME
I WILL BRING THE ALLEY CAT TO KILL YOU TO THE SEA

[CLIFFORD]
OH SHUT YOUR HOLE SAGWA YOU ARE ALMOST LIKE THE REST
YOU LIKES TO BREAK THE RULES THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TEST
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME
IT SILLY MELON HEAD OH THAT IS INSANE
STEP ASIDE YOUR FRIENDS ARE STUPID THAN YOU LOOK
SHEEGWA IS A RETARD YOU FUCKING LITTLE NOOK
DONGWA IS A BADASS JUST LIKE BUTTERCUP
SOME FAN LIKES TO SAY THAT YOUR SHOWS FUCKING SUCK

[SAGWA]
OH DONT BE A JERK WITH YOUR BIG IDEA
YOU ARE JUST LIKE GODZILLA WITH GIANT BONER AREA
YOU CAN'T STAND A CHANCE BETWEEN MY BUEATY MARK
YOU SHOULD LEARN SOME MANNER BEFORE IT GET DARK
CANT YOU SEE EVEN YOU DONT WANNA LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS
YOU MAKES DAFFODIL JEALOUS OF YOU AND EMILY THEN
FLO AND ZO ARE HYPER JORGE AND NORVILLE ARE NERD
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE CLIFFORD SEE YOU IN HELL YOU JERK

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE