"Homersexual"
Chapter 1
Chalkboard Gag: I am not gay.
Couch Gag: The family get eaten by the couch.
(It's 10:42 in the morning)
Homer: Oh, crap! I might me late for work!
Marge: You already are late. You were supposed to be at work over an hour ago. I kept telling and telling you and...
(Homer cloroforms Marge)
Homer: Shh shh shh shh.
(Homer arives at work)
(Homer walks to his desk and notices there's a new employee in the room next to him)
(Homer turns towards a photoframe of Lenny)
Homer: Whahh che...
(Homer knocks on the door)
Homer: Umm...are you new here? Hi, I'm Homer Simpson.
Adam: Oh, well hello, Homer. I'm Adam.
Homer: Please, call me Homer.
Adam: ... I did.
silence
Homer: Hi, I'm Homer Simpson.
Adam: ...you already asked me that.
Homer: homer backs out of the room and turns around Crazy...
Homer: Hey, what's with that weird new guy. Calls himself "Adam".
Lenny: Oh, that's just Adam. He's pretty cool.
Homer: ...I'll show you who's cool. walks off
(Lenny and Carl stare at each other)
(Homer arrives home)
Homer: Marge, there's this stupid new person at stupid work who's thinks he's so stupid smart.
Marge: murmurs ...Homer, I'm sure if you just talk to this...what's his name?
Homer: Oh, get this, his name's Adam.
Marge: I'm sure if you just talk with Adam, you'll find he's not really a mean guy at all.
Homer: Fine...narc.
