"Homersexual"

Chapter 1


Chalkboard Gag: I am not gay.
Couch Gag: The family get eaten by the couch.

(It's 10:42 in the morning)

Homer: Oh, crap! I might me late for work!

Marge: You already are late. You were supposed to be at work over an hour ago. I kept telling and telling you and...

(Homer cloroforms Marge)

Homer: Shh shh shh shh.

(Homer arives at work)

(Homer walks to his desk and notices there's a new employee in the room next to him)

(Homer turns towards a photoframe of Lenny)

Homer: Whahh che...

(Homer knocks on the door)

Homer: Umm...are you new here? Hi, I'm Homer Simpson.

Adam: Oh, well hello, Homer. I'm Adam.

Homer: Please, call me Homer.

Adam: ... I did.

silence

Homer: Hi, I'm Homer Simpson.

Adam: ...you already asked me that.

Homer: homer backs out of the room and turns around Crazy...

Homer: Hey, what's with that weird new guy. Calls himself "Adam".

Lenny: Oh, that's just Adam. He's pretty cool.

Homer: ...I'll show you who's cool. walks off

(Lenny and Carl stare at each other)

(Homer arrives home)

Homer: Marge, there's this stupid new person at stupid work who's thinks he's so stupid smart.

Marge: murmurs ...Homer, I'm sure if you just talk to this...what's his name?

Homer: Oh, get this, his name's Adam.

Marge: I'm sure if you just talk with Adam, you'll find he's not really a mean guy at all.

Homer: Fine...narc.