NOOBER BACK FROM THE DEAD ZELA FANFICTION ADVENTURE: THE ADVENTURE OF ZELDA WRITEN BY ME: NATHIN LARKINS HAHAHAHAHA!

hello, I was busy being dead. but now I live inside a computer how cool is that. I HOPE MY SIAMESE TWIN DOES NOT GET JELLOS! so I decided to write ELEVEN ZELDA FANFICS IN ONE NIGHT, PUNCHY GUNZALLOS!

-also I don't own Zelda_

ZELA ADVENTURE NUBER ONE: ZELA GETS THE MASTER CARD

Link was a chain on his fence when Zelda came threw the fence with a bundle of chopping bags from the mall. they were full of Victoria and Secrets and Abercrombie and Fences.

" Where'd you get all those close Zelda?" asked Link?
" Oh link I did not know it was you, I got them from the mall." said Zelda

" That's not what I meant Zelda, I meant HOW did you get all those Mall things?" asked Link

" I got on a flying bird an flew to the mall, stupid link." said Zelda.

"No Zelda I meant HOW did you Get The MONEY to buy the mall things?" asked Link

" Oh... well I got a Master card in the mall today! You got nothing to worry about, Link! You got the master sward and I got the master card, which I assume lets me buy any thing because the MASTER SWORD can cut anything so thing You got nothing to worry about." said Zelda
" The only MASTER around here is Me ( I'm Link)" said link as he whipped Tingle and told him to give him some lemon aid.

zzz

THE NEXT DAY

mail man walks up to link ( He is still working on the chain fence that Punchy Gonzalez broke) and he said "Here is your mail Link"

" Thanks mall man" said link
" I'm actually a horse" he flew away

link read the letter from Master car and it said

Dear Link and Zelda:
We regret to inform you that Zelda spent all the money
in the world

there is literally no more money ever.

Zelda is dumb,
Master Card

Link read this out loud and screamed, then he read it again while screaming then Link said " ZELA GET OVER HERE!"

Zelling said " Hi"

" GET OUT OF HERE WOODSY ALLEN, NOPODY LIKES YOU!"

Woodsy Allen ran away crying

" Yes, what is it, Link?" asked Zelda

" Zelda You skewered up. you spent all the money ever and now link cant link chain link fence. how is link going to get out of THIS one?" said link slapping his hand on his cheek with his mouth making an "O" shape

" Link...LINK! It is ok said Zelda. I know how to fix this and get it fixed." Zelda
"How are you going to do that, Zelda?" said Link

"I'm Going to pasta tutor some lunch chefs, teach me real good how to make pasta, ok?" said Zalf

" Where I'm going to get a pasta Tutor at this hour, Zelda?" (it was already like... 1:16)
" Im just going to call the phone book."

link went away to work on this chain link fence fixing adventure as Zelda dialed the phone book

" Hello Who is this?" asked Zelda
"Hi Im Neo" said Neo

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT STORY