CH. 1, Hichigo goes to the dentist.

"Hichigo," Ichigo called to his hollow.

"Mm? What is it king?"

"Your mouth is sickening. I'm taking you to a dentist!"

The albino shivered in fear. "Dentist? Sounds painful..."

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"Oh my god! What did you do to your teeth?!" the poor dentist nearly fainted at the sight when Hichigo opened wide. "I've seen cavities but that's...cavities...on cavities...ON CAVITIES!"

Hichigo's mouth was forced open with a metal brace (mostly because he was trying to escape). "Nurse! Bring the extensive surgery tools." all this meant was simple...

A chisel.

With that, the dentist began scraping at a tooth, after a good amount of elbow grease, the tooth became clean. It sparkled and shined! Onto the next tooth! When the dentist was finished he looked back at his handiwork. But what a second! The last tooth was black again!

"What the hell is in your mouth?!" prevented from talking, Hichigo only made a 'minino' sound in his throat. For the neck half an hour, the dentist scrubbed with the chisel. But eventually he gave up. "Dammit this is hopeless!" he threw the chisel over his shoulder resulting in a crash and a scream "I give you my prescription!" he slowly released Hichigo from the metal brace. "You must brush your teeth every hour."

"Uh sir." the nurse stated hesitantly. "You got the prescription wrong."

The dentist glanced at the sheet of paper. "Oh. My bad. You have to brush every 15 minutes using Colgate total"

end chapter one