Miss Scanty's Song
(To the tune of "Oogie Boogie's Song")

Scanty:

Well, well, well, what have we here?
Why, if it isn't Miss Panty!
Oh, what's the matter?
You're worn out, and we haven't even begun!

You're joking. You're joking!
I can't believe my eyes!
You've fallen right into our trap
And we've barely even tried!
You're pathetic, you're homely.
It may sound somewhat cruel
But I'm sure we could've fixed all that,
If you didn't break the ruuruus!

So listen close, because, you see,
There's trouble close at hand.
You'd better pay attention now
Because I am in command
And if you aren't concerned
Then there's something very wrong
Because this may be the last time
That you hear Miss Scanty's song!

Ohhh, (ohhh)

Ohhh, (ohhh)

Ohhh, (ohhh)

I'm Miss Scanty Akuma!

Well if you're feeling antsy,
Like you've nothing to do,
Don't you fret now, 'cause I've prepared
Something just for you.
And don't you try and arm yourself,
You'll find there's nothing there.
I've got your weapon, Anarchy,
You've lost your underwear!

Ohhh, (ohhh)

Ohhh, (ohhh)

Ohhh, (ohhh)

I'm Miss Scanty Akuma!

Panty:
Let me go, you fuckin' bitch, before things get too rough,
I'll rip your fuckin' head off, and it won't even be tough!

Scanty:
My goodness! Such language!
You've such a filthy tongue!
I might just have to tear it out,
After my song is sung!
But let's wait, there's so much,
That we have got to do!
So now, with your permission
I'll now lay down my rruurruu.

Panty:
The fuck are you gonna to do?

Scanty:
I'm going to do the best I can...

Oh, the sound of subjects marching
To me is music in the air!
As I'm High Class Commander,
Even if it seems unfair!

Things are more fun, I must confess,
When freedom's on the line!
Not mine, of course, but yours, my dear,
Now that suits me just fine!

Panty:
Let me go, bitch, or you'll have to
Deal with Stockin', then you'll be through!

Scanty:
Oh, really? You think that?
Then this'll be a shock:
You're sister's in the other room,
Miss Kneesocks wanted to "talk".
Don't you see? It's hopeless!
You haven't got a prayer!
It's written in the ruuruus, you see.
You'll be going nowhere...

Atuhor's Nose: I just got listening to Oogie's Song from A Nightmare Before Christmas, and suddenly I got this scenario in my head where the Demon Sisters managed to capture Panty and Stocking, and would start making life absolute hell for them.

Maybe I'll try to incorporate this into a future fic, but for now, enjoy this. Oh, and if it's not to much to ask, I was kind of curious if someone that could do good Scanty & Panty voices would be able to sing this for me? It's not a big thing, but if you find yourself with nothing to do, drop me a line!