Law Shall Not Date!
Title: Law Shall Not Date!
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Doflamingo interprets the teamwork on Punk Hazard as Smoker and Luffy seducing Law.
Doflamingo was immediately concerned. He had been informed that Law was working with White Chase Smoker and Straw Hat Luffy. Law wasn't the type to team up with people. Doflamingo's eyes narrowed once he had received the news. It could only mean one thing…
Law was dating them!
Papa Flamingo must rescue his snow leopard cub!
He got up and pushed his large window open, attaching his strings to clouds as he rushed towards Punk Hazard. "Don't worry son! Papa is coming to save you!"
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Doflamingo frowned even more as he approached Punk Hazard. The Straw Hat Pirates, G-5 Marines, and Law were having a party! He landed in the center with a loud thud, not bothering to hide his presence. Baby 5 and Buffalo had been detained, tied up in seastone. "Young Master!"
"You're Mingo!?" Luffy exclaimed. "You're the one responsible for kidnapping these kids!"
"Donquixote Doflamingo, I will make sure that you're title as Shichibukai is revoked!" Smoker told him.
"How dare you both seduce my innocent son!?"
"Seduce? Son?" Luffy tilted his head in confusion. "You have a son?"
"Don't act dumb!" Doflamingo growled. "Mugiwara, you and Smoker both seduced Law!"
"EH!?"
"Law, you're Young Master's son-dasuyan!?" Buffalo exclaimed.
"I am not his son!" Law snapped. "And those two did not seduce me!"
"You three worked together to defeat Vergo and kidnap Scissors!" Doflamingo pointed out.
"Uh…Joker? It's Caesar," The mad scientist corrected quietly.
"Shut up Scissors," Doflamingo said to the Gas-Gas Fruit eater before returning his attention to Smoker and Luffy. "I'm gonna beat the crap out of both of you, torture you, and then kill you!"
"Hey Torao, did I seduce you?" Luffy asked the Surgeon of Death.
"No you did not!" Law denied.
"Mingo, Torao says that I didn't seduce him," Luffy told Doflamingo.
"T-Torao?" Doflamingo gasped. "You guys are using pet names!? Oh no…please tell me you guys didn't sleep together!"
"We sleep in the same room!"
Doflamingo gasped once more.
"There are only two sleeping quarters! One for men and one for women! Of course I'll be in the men's quarters!"
"Those bastards all violated you! My poor baby!"
"I'M NOT A BABY!"
"Is this really one of the Seven Warlords?" Tashigi asked Smoker.
"The reports Rocinante had made stated that his older brother was crazy, but I just thought he meant murderous crazy and not…this…" Smoker motioned towards Luffy and Doflamingo.
"You knew my younger brother?" Doflamingo asked, the name catching his attention.
"He was my superior," Smoker answered.
"So you thought that if you dated Roci's nephew, you'd get closer to him so that he'll recommend you for a promotion!" Doflamingo accused.
Smoker and Law face palmed. "He's dead,"
"Why are we just standing here?" Kin'emon asked the rest of the Straw Hats. "Shouldn't we be stopping Doflamingo?"
"I think for the good of our mental health, we should not join in," Nami advised.
The others and G-5 all nodded in agreement.
So Doflamingo thought that they were dating Law…yeah…that's all…
