Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - The Lost Episodes

Episode 01. Underworld Annual Big Picture

"La-TE- DAA! Daa- TE - LAAA!" Grim shouts, getting ready for a photo in the underworld.

Billy walks in from a rough day at school, he remembers the day as if it was yesterday; even though it was just today:

"Hey, nerd! Get over here so I could give ya' a wedgie!" Sperg shouts at Billy.

"Please, Sperg. I just got new undies yesterday!" Billy pleads.

Billy is beat up and given a wedgie.

"Ha! That's for walkin' in my SCHOOL!" Sperg yells, pointing at Billy.

"Aw man, my undies." Billy says.

"At least yours don't cause you to bounce back and forth hitting the celling! OUCH!" Principle Goodvibes says hitting the celling, which reveals to the audience that he also was a victim of Sperg's wedgies.

"Hey, Grim!" Billy shouts.

"Yes, you dimwitted piece of oblivion in which destroys all thoughts of happiness in my mind." Grim states.

"Watcha' doin?" Billy asks.

"Dang it, Billy! Don't you see that I'm tryin' to get ready for my U.H.S.A.B.P that is an hour away!" Grim shouts.

"Your what?" Billy asks.

"THE UNDERWORLD HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL BIG PICTURE!" Grim screams.

"I WANNA' COME! I WANNA' COME! I WANNA' COME!" Billy shouts.

"Dang it, Billy! NO, ya' can't come! You'll mess it up, boy! Just like ya' messed up Skarr's life!" Grim screams.

Skarr peeks from the window in rage.

"Come on, COME ON, come on!" Billy screams.

An eternity seems to pass as Billy continues to beg Grim to let him come, days pass, years pass, making the timeline not even fit into the day when Grim takes the picture.

"FINE, child! You could COME!" Grim screams.

"YEAH YEAH YEAH!" Billy screams.

"By the way, where's Mandy?" Grim asks.

"Oh, she's just at home spending quality time with her parents." Billy says.

The screen closes in on Mandy's window, and screams of her parents are heard in the background while they are being whipped by Mandy.

"Hey, dude. I thought we were going to watch the Mega-Man-Down Wrestlin' Marathon today!" Irwin randomly pops out of nowhere and states.

"Oh yeah. Sorry, Grim! Looks like I won't be able to come after all." Billy says.

"Hooray! HAPPY DAY! - Oh, I mean. That's too bad!" Grim reveals, sarcastically at least.

"Well, just in case..." Grim mutters, as he ties Billy's hands together.

"Wait, my bestest friend in the world doesn't trust me?" Billy asks.

"I thought I was your bestest friend in the world, dude." Irwin reminds Billy.

"SHUT UP, IRWIN! Can't you see me talking to my bestest friend the the world!" Billy asks.

"Rrrrgh!" Grim mutters as he walks away.

"Okay, Irwin. Time to watch the marathon!" Billy said.

"Alright, I got the popcorn!" Irwin shouted.

"NOT RIGHT NOW, IRWIN! THE MARATHON'S STARTING!" Billy shouted.

"Now, get ready for the MMDWM, folks! Five, four, three, two...!"

Suddenly, the television explodes.

"What happened?" Billy asked.

"I told you idiots to stop watching the television I paid for! That is, unless, you have money!" Mandy shouted.

"Oh, sorry, Mandy. But men don't give their money to girls." Billy states.

Mandy stares at Billy enraged.

"Heh heh. Mandy, why are you wearin' a mask? It ain't Halloween yet, silly. But I'll play along! (puts on a Grim Reaper costume) See! HAHAHAHA!" Billy cries.

Mandy thinks of Billy's laughing and snaps, throwing both Billy and Irwin into the garage.

"Well, that was a bust! Hey, look a shiny mirror!" Billy shouts.

"Hey, Billy. Don't touch that, everytime we have fun, something horrible happens." Irwin stated.

"Ah, who cares! Besides, you're half vampire and mummy! I thought you learned from that Halloween special, what was it called!" Billy said.

"Billy, watch out!" Irwin shouted.

Billy and Irwin get sucked into mirror.

"Where are we?" Billy and Irwin asked.

"Hey, everyone smells so good! This must be Grim's High School Reunion Picture! I gotta' take it with im'!" Billy cried.

"Billy, I donno' about this. That weird guy keeps looking at me funny." Irwin states.

Weird Guy keeps staring.

"Oh, wait. It's a woman." Irwin said.

"Shut up, you! We gotta' find Grim." Billy yelled.

"Alright, sheesh."

"Ah, thank you for the soda pop, Nick! I always liked your brand. (sips) What is this stuff made out of anyway?" Grim asked.

"Guts, organs, urine, and blood." Nick stated.

Grim spits the soda out.

"Hi, Grim!" Billy shouted.

"Billy! Irwin! How'd you get here?" Grim asked.

"We accidentally went into your magic mirror!" Billy yelled.

"Oh, no! I'm finished!" Grim screamed.

"I don't no what you're talkin' about, but I'm going to take the picture with you!" Billy yelled.

"Sorry, dude, but you have to be an old classmate from the school." Nick reminds Billy.

"Oh, we are. Look at the yearbook's old photos." Billy states.

"Oh, this seems to be legit." Nick said.

"How are you in the photo? YA WEREN'T BORN YET!" Grim shouted.

"While we were going back in time to find my cat, I was able to find a way to your old school right in time for the yearbook photos." Billy said.

"You idiot! Irwin was there too?" Grim asked.

"I was in it for the chicks." Irwin said.

"No!" Grim yells in fear.

"Well, dudes, picture is in an hour. Don't be late. (walks away)" Nick stated, as Billy and Irwin follow him.

"I have to stop Billy from ruining the picture! But how?" Grim wondered.

(GRIM SYMBOL SHOWS AS THE SCENE CHANGES)

"Here's the camera, principal dude." Nick said.

"WagaWagaWaga!" the principal shouts.

"I'll take that as a 'thanks'." Nick said.

"WagaWagaWaga!" the principal shouts once more.

"Start the picture now? You got it, dude." Nick said.

"I wonder what happens when you speak to him in his own language." Billy wondered.

"WagaWaga Wa Haga NoWaha. (I think you look like a disturbed porkipine juice on a Mars day with bugs)" Irwin stated to the principal.

The principal walks away.

"Heh, I guess I did it wrong."

"Oh, no! The picture's starting!" Billy yelled.

"The picture's starting! I gotta head there quick and stop Billy! (runs and slips onto a table, falling into a trash can)" Grim shouted.

"Gotta' stop Billy! (gets onto sytche, while fungus and trash is covering his whole body)"

"Aaack!" a giant bird bumps into Grim, covering him with feathers.

"BILLY!" Grim shouted.

"WagaWagaWaga!" the principal states.

"Oh, is everyone ready for the picture?" Nick asked.

"Yes, hurry it up already! I'm not getting any younger!" Eris yells.

"WAIT!" Grim shouted, with everyone looking at him as he is covered with feathers and fungus.

"What?"

"Billy, that boy over there is... NO, NOT THAT BOY! THE OTHER ONE! NO, THAT'S A GIRL! STUPID PERSON! HIM! THAT BOY is going to RUIN THE PHOTO!" Grim shouted.

"No, Grim. I just wanted to take the picture with you because you're my bestest friend in the world." Billy said.

"Yeah, whatever! He's going to ruin the picture!" Grim yelled.

"Shut up, Grim! No one cares what you think!" Eris yells.

"Yeah, just stand and take the picture! Ya think I want to be here? Well, I don't okay! My mom forced me, man, forced me!" Boogey cried, sobbing as he ran away.

"Awkward." Irwin said, eating a hot dog.

"Grim, let the boy take the picture!" another person yelled.

"Yes, I think we should let the boy take the picture due to the fact that he is trying to start a new line friendship with Grim, and that the peace of the world represents their friendship." the principal states, finally talking correctly.

Suddenly, a rock is thrown at the principal and he is knocked out.

"Okay, everyone say cheese!" Nick yelled.

"CHEESE!"

At home, Grim and Billy review the picture.

"Wow, Grim! You look like a chicken!" Billy shouted.

"Rrrrggh..." Grim mutters, angered at the fact that Billy didn't ruin the picture and he took it looking like a chicken.

Back at the school, Principal Goodvibes is seen hanging from the school flag pole.

"DETENTION FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN! Hey, can someone help me out here? Please." Principal Goodvibes says, as Sperg walks away.