TheLucky38: Many of you are wondering "There's no 3 in Just or Unjust". Well it's my version of what it could be. I hope that everyone will enjoy this great story. I will use Yuan currency so there's less confussion, etc. Disclaimer say your line.
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar the Last Airbender.
TheLucky38: Oh and one more thing. Disclaimer looks at him. I pull out a double barrel shotgun. "You stole my money last night".
Disclaimer: "Oh cra.." It was too late as I shot his head off.
TheLucky38: "Now I have blood all over the floor, again!" I went to my computer to find another disclaimer.
Justice is a game. Just like a game of hide and go seek. You have to find a good spot and hope the you have the Yuan's. If you run out of Yuan's, then you get thrown in cell possible have a large guy in you.
"In this court, it's a place where I make the decision's to kill or let them be killed. I'm Avatar Aang, and this is Just or Unjust."
The horror of a courtshow...
Case #141- "My birthday was ruined when I fell of the blimp." said the Fire Nation soldier.
"Are you kidding me?" asked Aang in an angry tone. "I cancelled a date with Katara to deal with this? I sentence you for life at the boiling rock for sabotage." Slams the hammer, "YOU ZUTARA SCUM"!
The injustice of an Avatar courtroom...
"Where are my next victums, So I can 'remove them'?"
The tension of a desprate court of Justice...
Case #466- "My son died on one of your shows." said the old woman.
"Listen here Miss Ursa. Zuko never told me who his mother was. So get on out of here, before I send out the Lion Turtle to do it for me." said Aang
All packed together in an incredable excitement of a game show...
Case #77- "Ok, all you have to do is dodge all of the Yu Yan archers arrows and you will win 10,000 Yuans." said Aang.
Hama looks at him. "Did you say..." she got shot right in the head while she spoke.
This is Just or Unjust, with Avatar Aang. Its a hard world of justice in these hard times. Real pleadives and defendence in a real/fake court of law.
Everyone in the 4 nations sits down for the lastest case.
"Ok" said Aang. "This time we have Metalbending Academy vs. Sokka . Case #472, lets get this over with. I already read the opening statements."
Sokka and the 3 kids from the academy come out. They looked at each other knowing this is going to be one hell of a fight.
Aang wasn't feeling happy right now because Katara isn't here today. She told him that she had to go back to the South Pole. He had to start talking. "Before me we have Sokka and the 3 kids who trained under him and their trying to sue him for unfair training and being hurt."
Everyone in the courtroom was shocked to hear that, but listened to what they have to say.
"We will start with those 3 kids". Said Aang
The Dark One told them to let him do the talking. "Your honor, my name is The Dark One. We trained under our teacher Toph, until she decided that Sokka should teach us. He made us do things that were horrible. He threw wrenches at us, made us run all the way through town, even through traffic." He looked around him to see everyone interested in what he had to say. "He is evil your honor and I hope it will be enough."
Aang brings up some Justice for this one. "Look Sokka was your teacher, lets get that strait. The reason why he was all crazy, is because he broke his leg and hit his head on the ice. He's not evil, he isn't even that insane." Then he points at Bumi.
Bumi was having sex with a plant.
"Now that shit is crazy." he said.
Ho Tun decided to help. "Judge Aang, he made me run though traffic and caused one of the biggest traffic jams in our village. I got hit twice and I thougt I was doomed." Then he showed the brusis that were still on him during that day. "He also punched me in the balls," He was about to pull his pants down until the Dark One stopped him.
Aang used the iron grip. "Did you look both ways before running?"
"Uhh.." said Ho Tun.
"DID YOU LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE RUNNING!?" Yelled Aang. He must be that pissed about missing Katara.
Ho Tun was scared but said, "No I wasn't your honor."
"Well then that was the cause of it. You are not going to like what's going to happen to you." Then he looked at Penga. "What do you have to say little girl."
Penga begins. "Well we got ready to face the Fire Nation kids. We were about to put on our uniforms that Sokka ordered and gave us these." She presented a box and showed the clothes.
They were black kinky clothes that people wear when they wanted to show their sexy side. It had the finest leather and had some spots that showed certain parts.
Aang saw each of them and was then had a flashback.
Aang and Katara were in the upper ring in Ba Sing Se. They ordered those same kinky clothes that the kids are presenting.
When they got there the guy gave them the box opened it.It was filled with Earth Kingdom clothes that were used for fighting.
The guy told them "must of been a mix up, I'm sorry."
"That's ok." said Aang. They left, disapointed.
After he got out of his flashback he said "Are those all of the clothes?" he said. He ordered about 6 outfits.
"We did." said Ho Tun. "But one of them are missing."
Aang knew he had to get one of them back. "I need to see one of the outfits that you didn't wear."
They gave him the outfit and Aang puts it aside for now. "Ok Sokka do you want to say anything?"
Sokka begins. "Aang I think these kids are really stupid. I have never seen such a bad form of bending in all my years of living." He then got up. "They just need to take the cow-bull by the horns and hump it into submission." He did the humping thing while saying the line. "I think I am inoccent."
"That's not fair!" yelled Penga. "He almost got us killed."
Aang had to use all of his wits to win this one. "Kill you? Give me back that vote woman. Guess who help us win the hundred year war last year. Guess who helps me? I know it's Sokka."
Everyone claps as he continues.
"You know who has always had the great ideas sometimes? Sokka!"
"Who helped us in battle? Sokka. Maybe you have your people, but they were hiding most of the time. Wasting there time instead of lives. That is just like a dumbass making a burn on his arm!"
"Who's got the best swordsmaster? Sokka!"
"Who's got the best girl in Kyoshi Island? Sokka!"
"Who's got laid the most times? Sokka!
Then Aang goes for the kill. "He's got it all bitch. He's going to be my brother-in-law someday, and I don't give a fuck who knows it."
Everyone cheers for his knowledge and wisdom.
Then Aang says. "hmm. I'm gonna retire to my quarters to think about this." He slams the hammer.
While Avatar Aang makes his decision, lets talk to the audience.
Walks up to Toph. Madam who's in the right in this court today. "I don't know, I just love to sense all of the losers getting hurt out there."
Walks up to Suki. What about you miss. She blushed and said "I really liked the part were Sokka talks about doing it with me a bunch of times.
We'll be right back after another idea comes to mind.
TheLucky38: Ok so it could work or it might not. Either way, I made it the best I can.
P.S wise words- Been far away for far too long.- Nickelback.
