A/N: Hey everybody! This is what happens when I get a little writers block, and have issues dealing with the fact that I don't own anything of the PJO series, or Apollo. Although I wish I did:( And these are the characters from my other story. Feel free to check it out.
My POV
I sighed. I was sitting on my superly awesome wheelie chair that was black and made of leather. I twirled around, waiting for an idea to smite me, or in the very least, inspiration to update one of my stories. Unfortunately, I wasn't smited. I'd get little flares every now and then, but then I'd touch the keyboard and it disappeared. Maybe this is a sign from God.
God? You there?
Silence.
Nope. Must be karma then…
Or maybe…this is the end of my writing career!
-Cue dramatic music—
Random person in the audience: What career? You don't have a career!
*Sniff*
Do you have to be so blatant and mean? Anyways…what to do…I was so bored!
Hmm…I guess I could…I don't know…mess around with the PJO characters…
Well, desperate times call for desperate measures….
It was time to write a disclaimer.
" Whoa whoa whoa! What did you just say?"
" I said I was going to write a disclaimer Apollo. Not like you could do better." I said stiffly.
" Hey I so can-"
" I totally agree. His writing sucks." Aura interrupted, smirking.
" Why thank you Aura. You like how I document your story?"
" It's all right."
" Personally, I like the time when you wrote about the da-"
* sounds of screaming in pain and terror. Please hold*
" So anyways, are you going to help with the disclaimer Aura or not? Apollo is, well, indisposed at the moment."
" That's a gentle way of putting it. Yeah, I will."
" Thanks, I knew I liked you for some reason Aura."
Insert menacing silence here
" It only one of the many many many reasons I like you. Besides the fact you are better than Apollo." I quickly amended.
" Better, especially the last bit. Here it goes.
Insomniac4sure does not own Rick Riordans books at all. Although it has been proven in court by Hyperion Disney publishers that she may have made claims stating otherwise. "
" That was pretty good. "
" Thanks, I get that a lot. " she said smugly.
* groans of pain from floor*
" What did I miss?"
" Nothing, just Aura confessing her love for you."
" WHAT?"
" Really? Aura, I didn't know-"
" She's kidding you idiot. Grr"
" Alright, I assure anyone listening to this can be assured of a very very interesting chapter soon.
Right after I get two really pissed off gods calmed down. So, maybe by the time I own Ricks books... Kidding. Probably later today-"
* screams and the sound of running feet as well as a very unmanly whimpering*
" You are such a wuss Apollo. She didn't kick you that hard." I Aura said lightly, grinning at his discomfort.
" Says you. Who knows what she'll write about me next..."
So, there was me venting about my lack of writers inspiration. Craziness at its finest, provided by moi.
