Rating: PG
Summary: This story has no real point at all, but it is for some mild sense of entertainment. Mulder and white out do not mix.
Category: Stupidity/Parody
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Mulder and Scully are sitting in the office filing cases in the filing cabinet.
Mulder turned and looked at Scully with a happy look on his face: "Scully, have you ever went drunk driving on a racetrack?"
Scully looked confused and answered Mulder, "...No..."
Mulder: "Well if you went drunk driving on a racetrack you would probably be dead because you would get run over by the race car drivers because they would be going so damn fast and you wouldn't."
Scully: "Mulder what did that just mean."
Mulder looked at her moving his eyebrows up and down, "Wouldn't you like to know!"
Scully: "Don't ever move your eyebrows up and down like that again." She said.
Mulder: "Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a witch and I have magic powers, like for instance I would sit here and say paperweight and that paperweight would appear in my hand."
Scully: "Thank you for sharing that with me Mulder...I think."
Mulder: "You my friend are welcome." He said then started watching his hand move up and down directly in front of his face.
Scully looked at him confused once again, then she noticed an opened tube of white out next to him, she picked it up, "What is this Mulder?" She said holding it up in front of them both.
Mulder: "Why silly Scully that's the magical white milk! It smells oh so good."
Scully: "Do you realize that you were sniffing glue? 13 year olds probably do that to get high, you Mulder are high off of white out."
Mulder: "I am not that devilish!" He said in a squeaky high pitched voice.
Scully: "Devilish....what is this devilish that you speak of?"
Mulder: "Devilish as in oh Scully you're so devilish!"
Scully: "I think you should go outside and breath in some fresh air."
Mulder: "I think you should....ummm go do something what now!"
Scully: "I will not fight with a childish grown-man!"
Mulder: "Oh but I'm not childish, I am devilish so devilish you couldn't believe it! So incredibly devilish I used to wish I was a superhero as a child."
Scully: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Mulder: "Sometimes I truely wish that I knew."
Scully: "Indeed."
And so the continued filing the cases of which Scully had to reorganize after Mulder left because he messed them up so bad, ...then she threw away all the white out.
Summary: This story has no real point at all, but it is for some mild sense of entertainment. Mulder and white out do not mix.
Category: Stupidity/Parody
***
Mulder and Scully are sitting in the office filing cases in the filing cabinet.
Mulder turned and looked at Scully with a happy look on his face: "Scully, have you ever went drunk driving on a racetrack?"
Scully looked confused and answered Mulder, "...No..."
Mulder: "Well if you went drunk driving on a racetrack you would probably be dead because you would get run over by the race car drivers because they would be going so damn fast and you wouldn't."
Scully: "Mulder what did that just mean."
Mulder looked at her moving his eyebrows up and down, "Wouldn't you like to know!"
Scully: "Don't ever move your eyebrows up and down like that again." She said.
Mulder: "Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a witch and I have magic powers, like for instance I would sit here and say paperweight and that paperweight would appear in my hand."
Scully: "Thank you for sharing that with me Mulder...I think."
Mulder: "You my friend are welcome." He said then started watching his hand move up and down directly in front of his face.
Scully looked at him confused once again, then she noticed an opened tube of white out next to him, she picked it up, "What is this Mulder?" She said holding it up in front of them both.
Mulder: "Why silly Scully that's the magical white milk! It smells oh so good."
Scully: "Do you realize that you were sniffing glue? 13 year olds probably do that to get high, you Mulder are high off of white out."
Mulder: "I am not that devilish!" He said in a squeaky high pitched voice.
Scully: "Devilish....what is this devilish that you speak of?"
Mulder: "Devilish as in oh Scully you're so devilish!"
Scully: "I think you should go outside and breath in some fresh air."
Mulder: "I think you should....ummm go do something what now!"
Scully: "I will not fight with a childish grown-man!"
Mulder: "Oh but I'm not childish, I am devilish so devilish you couldn't believe it! So incredibly devilish I used to wish I was a superhero as a child."
Scully: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Mulder: "Sometimes I truely wish that I knew."
Scully: "Indeed."
And so the continued filing the cases of which Scully had to reorganize after Mulder left because he messed them up so bad, ...then she threw away all the white out.
