A/N Kyaaaa people, Anywho I got this idea at like, after midnight, and I just HAD to write it down, soo sorry if it sucks or whatever, but I, even if I do say this myself, find this a epic plot.
Main characters-L Lawliet,Light Yagami.
Secondary Characters-Mihael Keehl, Mail Jeevas.
Rate-T Nothing to weird though(Ok thats a lie),just crack of my own. And I dont think there are alot of Death note fanfics without Yaoi, or atleast Shounen-Ai in said.
Also-Things get more, erm, intresting in the next chapter, and late this chapter.
"No" Said L firmly, always nibbling his thumbnail.
"Yes" said Light with just as much firmity.
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No way in hell, Light-Kun"
Light smirked, with his arms across his chest "Yes way in heaven, Ryuuzaki"
"Not funny"
The teen sat down on his usual chair "I know"
"But its still a no" confirmed (more like wished) the detective.
"Oh come ON Ryuuzaki, you yourself said that you will do anything to solve the Kira case, and besides im shure you would look really..."
L would be pretty pleased if he found out what Light was going to say, but instead of hearing him out and push him on the floor to stick his tongue in the teens troath, he cut him off,
And somehow the idea of sticking his tongue down Light`s troath infront of his father didnt really appeal L.
"Yeah, the KIRA case, this is just to entertain you people in seeing me in a dress, and to be honest, wearing a dress and higheels just to dance in some stupid ball isnt my idea of a ideal evening" L closed his eyes restfully "To hell with that drug deal, its only between the Mafia and the Mafia, NOT the Japanese Task Force, soo, no."
"Ryuuzaki, its not JUST the drug deal, dont you think its fishy? Matsuda was all pissed off because he couldnt do anything to profit the case, soo he went and started looking for clues on his own, which lead to him spying on the Mafia, which lead the Mafia to hold him hostage, call us on Matsuda`s phone and tell us he is hostage, and if we want to see him alive we must come to that ball tonight, who knows what Matsuda will say or do to get himself out of there..."
To Light`s annoyance, he got cut off (again) by Aizawa.
"...and knowing that idiot, he might spill something that only us from the task force should know!" He said with his usual temper.
Light picked up the conversation, after he got over the fact that Aizawa cared enough about Matsuda to rescue him (or, you know, maybe he just wanted to see L in a dress, or perhaps it really was just about Matsuda not spilling it on confidential information)
"And besides, doesnt it concern you that The Mafia is all over the Kira case?"
"No."Answered L without a smirk of sarcasm in his voice.
"Jeez, Ryuuzaki" Light sounded tyresome as he spoke "apparently there is also another hostage, we couldnt figure out his identity, however" Light nodded at Mogi, and the silent man stood up and shoved a picture in L`s palm.
The picture was rather plain, Matsuda was sitting on the floor with is wrists tied together and a blindfold around his eyes... It took L a while, but then he saw what the others ment, he nearly fell of his chair as he figured out who it was.
it HAD to be Matt,just how many guys are there who wear black boots,black&white striped shirt and GOGGLES?
Yeah, thought soo.
Suddenly L was very interested, a thousand questions popping up in his head; why is MATT out off all people interested in the Kira case? or is Matt with Mello? Can L REALLY just barge in dressed like a lady and kidnap Matsuda back without saying anything? and um, HELLO L cant even WALK on higheels (not that he ever tried, but whatever) And wont they REALIZE that they are randomly KIDNAPPING the hostage? its not like they dont make a appeareance, any person could easily mistake for a , just WHAT are we achieving? isnt it better to all just go there in our usual clothing, pick the idiot up, and GET THE HELL OUT? And surely they would want something in return.
Maybe Mello want them to kill Near.
Or maybe, gasp, they wanted Light.
That better not be it.
But maybe, just in case he DOES want Light, he should keep the handcuffs on.
"...femenine features"
Um, what?
L was swimming to deep in his mind that he didnt realize the teen was still speaking to him.
"Well, on second thought, it might benefit us if they know something about the Kira case that we dont know about, although thats hardly possible, also, just why do we have to infiltrate secretly? and WHY do I have to be the woman?" he finished lazily, and eyed the boy cockily.
"You werent listening were you?" Light`s lips twitched in a smile, his eyes letting out something tempting.
"From all of us, you are the smallest, the youngest after myself, AND you have more femenine features, not to mention, out of all of us, you are obviously the one with the most..."
"EXACLY!" exclaimed , maybe it was because his face was red with (unconfortable) anger, or maybe its just because his eyes were all funny and his face started twitching, but it sounded more like a treath than an agreement.
"Right" because what COULD Light say? "Oh yeah dad, I know you totally suspect me of being gay and having a homosexual relationship with a person who thinks of me as a mass murderer, and you know what? you are probably right, and if you werent here I would`ve most likely pulled Ryuuzaki`s clothes of and do that what gay people normally do, but since you are here I can obviously not do that"
No, because when your father suspects you of having a gay relationship you just dont SAY that, you idly find a way to do those things to the guy where your father cant see -or hear- you.
L took this lightly and looked up the ceiling "Fine."
Light could see that Mogi and Ide were glancing at eachother and silently giggling.
Not that, you know, giggling is something men usually do, but whatever.
"Good,the party is tonight at 10, its a masked party, therefore we cant see the other people`s faces, and its a buisness thing, soo we can call Misa`s agency and use their name to be able to enter, Light and Ryuuzaki could go as a couple and cause distra-"
"NO!" gasped from his personal corner.
At first Ryuuzaki though he was suffering a heart atack himself, alas.
Aizawa eyed the chief weirdly "this is the only plan we can come up with, and we only have two hours" Aizawa said,obviously taken back by the chiefs random burst out.
Poor, Mr Yagami, it was quite obvious from his reaction that he was loosing it.
"Okay,okay right OKAY RIGHT OKAY...!" is what he kept saying, this concerned L. But not enough to make him forget about the fact that in aproximatly one hour he would be transformed in , make-up,high heels,stupid hats, stupid extesions, weird fake nails and, not to mention, the hideous tissues he had to stuff up his dress to not make him look like a flat-chested surfboard.
The task force (more like Aizawa,Ide and Light, seeing that was to depressed to speak,L was just mortified, and Mogi... well, Mogi is Mogi) spoke a while longer about their rescue mission, speculated some more about the other guy in the picture, agreed that Aizawa and Ide will be the other "couple" going (Poor Aizawa, he looked as if he wanted to jump down 50th roof window, you cant blame him really) and that when the church bell hit midnight, no matter in what situation they are, they have to make a run for it INMEDIATLY L with Light, Ide with Aizawa, and Mogi with (hopefully) Matsuda.
"This is soo stupid" Said L as he was taking off shirt to put on the dress that was lying across the after they discussed everything L and Light went to Misa`s room to change, just to avoid un-necessary awkwardness, however, they DID have to borrow a dress that belonged to Miss who went completly bonkers of the idea of a "Miss Ryuuzaki" and thought that he needed a;
"Misa-Misa how to be a sexy yet lady-like lady in ten steps!" L would find this very funny if, lets say, Light was in his place, but somehow being Misa`s victim in a plan that doesnt involve her tongue didnt appeal him too much.
Eventually, many "Lift your chin!" "Carry your dress with ONE hand!" "POUT YOUR LIPS WHEN YOU SPEAK" "Dont suck your thumb like that!" "That colour doesnt suit you!" "The laces are to big!" "It doesnt match your hair!" "The make-up I have doesnt go with that!" Thats too sexy!" and "You look like a gay emo cross dresser!"`s later, they found the, in Misa`s words "Oh My! You look SOO cute in that dress Ryuuzaki! its perfect!" dress.
Ligth was just sitting on the bed stirring aways his pain of being with such a blonde, and he ocasionally got it warm enough he had to open a window when L was, for the millionth time, changing in a either too epic or too slutty dress.
L actually liked the blonde`s attention, and he surely didnt mind the random "Eurhg, Misa, can you go now?" and the buisness going on under the teen`s demin shorts.
it was 9:30 just a half hour more before the ball would commence, and even though Misa assured them that "A real diva always comes late!" Light (and L, for that matter) told her that other people out there needed her fashion-sense and her wise "you look like a slut" phrase.
And with that I really mean people who were actually GIRLS.
Soo, Misa being Misa, and after Light planted his lips -unwillingly- on her`s, she agreed to that statement and made a run for it, leaving the detective and the suspect by theirselves.
And you know, if there were, lets say, 3 hours left and not just 30 minutes, ALOT of intresting stuff might have happened the sexy-guy-on-guy-involving-some-that-that-was-going-on-under-Light`s-demin-jeans-and-perhaps-some-chocolate- stuff, but since Misa sucked up alot of time, they just left it with a:
"L, what I was saying earlier, you look really hot in that dress"
L paused just when he was going to step in the idiotic dress, it was soft-pink with some Black details "That totally compliment your eyes!" it was, however, and for the obvious reasons, long, long enough you couldnt see his higheels, which were fairly small, but L still struggled, it was sleeveless and the tight corset he was forced to wear made him look quite lady-like, also, considering that the dress wasnt loose, but it was picked up by those funny sticks you saw in those old-time movies.
He also wore black glooves to the elbow, a vintage rose hat, that, even if I do say myself, looked pretty freaking awesome, and maybe it was thanks to the black extensions Misa made L wear (two curly piggytails, long and charming), or maybe it was the layers of make-up Misa put over him to cover the consequences of his lack of sleep, but Ryuuzaki looked like a true lady, and I dont mean one of those who stick their nose and chin up whenever they see someone who doesnt dress as high-class as they do or doesnt act classy enough for society (Althoug if you ask me, sticking your nose up to someone isnt very classy either, but whatever). I mean, one of those nice -Oh-My-God-That-Weasel-Is-Soo-CUTE- type of ladies.
"While I do appreciate your gesture-" L commenced, ounce he got over a few things;
One, Light called him hot.
Two, the fact he had to wear this ridiculous black fishnet around his face.
And three, the surprise he got when he realized Light had changed in a tuxedo in record time.
Oh, and he also wondered how fast he could take his clothes OFF instead of putting them ON.
"You,Light Yagami, are still a annoying twat" And in one move, he managed to pull his dress up and zip it from the side in one move.
Light answered sheepishly, "Right."
"But you know, a gentlemen should never contradict the lady, soo whatever you say" he said with the equal sheepish grinn, he bowed a little to L, excuse me, LADY Ryuuzaki and offered his hand.
"May I take your hand, My Lady?"
L frowned to the teen as he (she?) was adding some more lipgloss, and, like any mainstream high school teenager in those cheesy movies would say, (s)he went,
"Dont be ridiculous, and get your ass out of the room, we are already too late"
Light considered this, but stubbornly stayed where he was.
"Id rather not see you break your neck" he said, with no sarcasm in his voice whatsoever.
L grimmaced a little, however annoyed, he turned towards the teen turning his heel "Right, Light-Kun just because im dressed as a la-"
Crash!
And of course, L had fallen.
Lucky for him, he didnt crash on the floor,
He just crashed into a teen`s arms, the teen who held Lady Ryuuzaki`s back and looked down at a L who was blinking roughly.
"Ryuuzaki, I dont think you should blink as much as you do, your mascara will smudge across your face, and while Im aware that you enjoy being in my arms like this, I really think we must leave"
L took this as a offence, even if he knew it was true.
No, he didnt know it, nor did Light.
Their feelings, fake. Just like two boys ought to do, these two were just joking around.
Fooling everyone. feelings?
Please! we are talking about LIGHT YAGAMI here, from the hell to the no could or would he ever fall for such a foolish and stubborn man as Ryuuzaki, and I could say just the same about the handsome detective...
...Right?
A/N Soo I was pretty much dying as I wrote this, finally something other to my dramatic one-shots and "Consequences Of Loving You" and my stupid poems, I seriously have around 10 stories on my computer, all SOO DAMNED DRAMATIC AND TRAGIC ITS JUST OH MY GOD. And I will upload them soon aswell, FINALLY exams are over, for a while. And this weekend I shall relish to go outside and work my ass off, sorry if some things dont make sense, I am not native English speaking soo yeh. Anywho please Review and tell me what you think :)
READ THIS YOU MORONS-Ok I dont know WHAT THE HELL is wrong with my computer, but when I proofread my story when it was already updated, it took out ALOT of content, maybe its just a temporary glitch or something, but I had to REWRITE it AGAIN. Ugh.
