I don't own Secret Squirrel. Hanna-Barbera does. This is based off of Super-Secret Secret Squirrel. I hope you like this story.

Chapter 1: The Unexpected

It was the biggest day of Secret Squirrel's life. He wasn't fighting anything but the urge to vomit out of nervousness. Yes, even Secret got nervous. It was his wedding day, after all. About a month prior, he had asked his girlfriend, coworker, and fellow squirrel, Penny, to marry him. She had replied yes. That was why Secret was there to this day, his wedding day. Penny had asked him to keep his hat on, even though he said he would take it off for her. So, rather than his usual trench coat, he wore a tuxedo. But he had kept his hat on out of his fiancée's request. The Chief and Secret's crime-fighting partner, Morocco Mole, had thumb wrestled to be Secret's best man. Morocco won based on logic of all things. The Chief technically didn't have thumbs (yet he could hold his pipe and whatnot), so Morocco won. Secret stood at the altar with Morocco and the Chief behind him. He gazed at Penny as she walked up the aisle. Her flowing white dress, her reddish brown fur, her big and sparkling eyes; they all made her beautiful. He uttered, "You look beautiful."

"Thanks," Penny smiled and whispered to him as she stepped up onto the altar. The guests: just about everyone in the Super Secret Service. The priest responsible for marrying Secret and Penny was a white ram draped in white and yellow church robes.

"Ahem. We are gathered here today," the priest began, "to witness the love of these two squirrels. Before we begin, does anyone object this marriage? Speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Oh, I can't hold it for much longer. Can we please skip to the 'I-do's'? I have to go," Morocco requested. He held his knees together tightly.

"I thought I told you to go before we got here," the Chief recalled.

"I didn't have to then," Morocco replied. He bit his lower lip. Secret found this mortifying. But he felt Penny grasp his paw in reassurance. She smiled at him, and he found her smile so heartwarming that he smiled back.

"Okay, then. Do you, Secret, take Penny to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do you part?" the priest asked.

"I do," Secret nodded confidently. He had never been happier in his life, not even the first time he won the 'Spy of the Year' award.

"And do you, Penny, take Secret to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, till death do you part?" the priest asked Penny.

"Yes, I do!" she exclaimed. As if they read the ram's mind, they leaned forwards and kissed each other on the lips. They held the kiss for fifteen seconds and their lips broke apart from each other.

"AWW!" everyone exclaimed at the warm, fuzzy, lovey-dovey moment. Secret hoisted Penny up into his arms and carried her down the aisle. They both smiled all the way out.

"You know, this is the first time I have ever seen Secret without a trench coat," Morocco claimed.

"Quite," the Chief said simply and took out his pipe.

1 year later…

Secret and Penny were at work in the building that was the Secret Service Headquarters. They were still as love struck and smitten as they were on their wedding day. Penny was at her desk, flipping through some letters. Secret was standing next to the desk. Then, there was a beep on the speaker, followed by the Chief's voice, "Penny, send in Secret Squirrel. And I'd like you here, too, please."

"Morocco," Secret called to his partner. Morocco came out of the restroom and went over to Secret and Penny.

"Another one of your unorthodox entrances?" Penny asked. Secret nodded. This time, they were going to come out through the filing cabinets in the Chief's office. When her husband and his friend disappeared for the entrance, Penny chuckled, "Looks like I'm the only one using the door."

She opened the door and just in time to see her husband sticking out of the drawer of a filing cabinet, saying, "Agent triple-zero, Secret Squirrel, reporting for duty."

"And likewise me," Morocco's muffled voice added. A lower filing cabinet drawer slid open and the mole emerged, hitting his head on the drawer Secret was standing in. "Ouchy! Morocco Mole."

"Ah, yes, come in, agent point-oh-one," the Chief welcomed Penny in. She was caught off guard. She hadn't been called that in a while.

"Yes, sir," Penny came to her senses and walked in.

"Quite. The ever devious Goldflipper is at it again. Something is going on at his base. I need you three to investigate it. Good luck," the Chief instructed.

"You want me to go on a mission?" Penny asked. She seemed surprised. She hadn't been on a mission in a long while.

"Yes. Secret and Morocco will need all the help they can get. I assume there are no objections?" the Chief nodded and raised an eyebrow. Penny looked nervous, but she, along with Secret and Morocco, shook her head, all indicating that they had no objections. "Very good, then. Good luck, once again."

Penny got changed into her spy outfit. She met her husband and Morocco on the roof of the building and got into the spy car. Secret hit a button and the car took on the features of a small plane. While in the air, Penny said to Secret, "Honey, there's something I have to tell you."

"There it is!" Morocco spotted Goldflipper's base, which was on an island. "I see it!"

"Great job, Morocco!" Secret complimented. "I'm sorry, Penny, what were you saying?"

"Never mind. It can wait just a little longer. I'll tell you after the mission," Penny assured. She was suddenly focused on finding out what Goldflipper was up to. They hid the car in the trees and snuck into the mansion on the island. It was a gold plated mansion. Goldflipper was obsessed with…well, gold.

"I've been expecting you," a gruff, sinister voice growled deeply. The two squirrels and the mole saw Goldflipper's shadow. They chased after it as it shrank into the hall.

Suddenly, the trio felt lightheaded, and Secret gasped, "Knock-out gas!" They each collapsed.

They were all unconscious. When they woke up, they found themselves tied to a black pole. Goldflipper stood before them. "Welcome. Since you're a little tied up, I think I should tell you about my scheme to harvest all the gold in the world. After you stopped my first plot, I wondered why I stopped at teeth. There are much richer, purer gold deposits elsewhere. So I made a stronger gold magnet!"

"You'll never get away with this!" Penny shouted at him. She had her fists clenched, mostly so she could protect her wedding ring.

"Oh, my dear squirrely girl, you know I will," Goldflipper cackled and went to stroke her chin.

"Goldflipper, if you lay one flipper on my wife, it'll be the last mistake you ever make!" Secret growled in warning. Goldflipper withdrew his flipper.

"Now, to dispose of you three," the sea lion muttered and walked over to a giant computer.

"Uh, Secret?" Penny said her husband's name. "Would now be a good time to tell you that I'm carrying your baby?"

"WHAT?!" Secret jumped in surprise. In fact, he jumped so high he slipped free of the rope that bound him. Without him, the rope loosened around Penny and Morocco, and they were free, too.

"Good job, Secret. You're so clever!" Morocco admired the hat wearing squirrel.

"Morocco, get Penny out of here!" Secret ordered frantically. He pulled Penny into a hug, kissed her on the lips, and said, "I love you," before letting her go. "Go. I'll take care of Goldflipper. I'll be right there." Penny nodded and she and Morocco dashed out for the car. Secret turned around and shouted, "Hey, Goldflipper!"

"Huh?" Goldflipper turned around, only to get punched in the face by Secret. "How did you get out?"

"You'd be surprised at what the unexpected can do," Secret simply claimed and hit Goldflipper again. He dragged him over to the black pole and tied him up with the same rope that had bound Penny and Morocco. He rushed out to the car, which Morocco had driven to the front door. The mole got in the back as Secret got in the driver's seat.

"Honey, are you mad at me?" Penny asked. She was worried that he would be upset with her for not telling him sooner.

"Actually, I've never been happier," Secret smiled and kissed her nose. He then took liftoff. Secret turned to his wife and said, "I'm actually a little excited. We're going to be parents, Penny! This is bigger than any mission that I've ever had! This is amazing!"

"I'm glad you're glad!" Penny smiled back. "I'm pretty excited, too. I'm glad you're not mad that I didn't tell you sooner."

"Can I be the godfather, Secret?" Morocco pled. Secret looked over to Penny. They both looked at Morocco and nodded. The mole cheered, "Yay! I'll get some cannolis to celebrate!"