'Welcome to Room 202 ladies, gentlemen and toads," addressed Lakitu to the eager and affectionate audience of Piranha plants, Koopa troopers and Toads. "This is the show where Mario characters will compete to put their living horrors into the vaults of room 202!"
Lakitu swivelled around on his puffy cloud chair to face the contestants.
"First up, representing the plumbers, it's Luigi!"
The green suited, tall man in overalls beamed at the audience. His caterpillar moustache wriggled above his upper lip. Painted upon his lime green hat was a green 'L' that lay in the middle of a round circle.
"Next up, representing the evil guys that always get beaten, it's Dry Bones"
The skeletal Koopa trooper's mouth clicked as all of the Mushroom kingdom's foes roared with glee.
"Finally, for the Mushroom Kingdom, it's Peach!"
Now Lakitu addressed both the audience and the contestants,
"The first subject today is… foes! We have asked all of our contestants to name their most annoying foe. Let's start with Peach."
Peach heaved up a big, mighty picture of King Bowser himself.
Somewhere in the audience, Bowser cackled with glee. Peach tried desperately to ignore him, but the unhappiness at the laugh was shown on her face as her permanent grin turned upside down.
"I picked this because I hate the way he always snatches me and then Mario has to travel through another gruelling eight worlds to save me!"
Next it was Luigi's turn to announce what he disliked,
"I hate these," He held up a realistic picture of the ever-annoying Blooper. "Whenever I am driving in my dashing karts, I am always intercepted by another person who picks these up in an item box!"
Finally, it was time for Dry Bones' choice. From behind him, he pulled up a Bob-omb. But this wasn't just a drawing of a Bob-omb. It was a real, life bomb. With a lit fuse.
"Mamma mia!" Luigi roared in shock as the Bob-omb EXPLODED!
R.I.P Luigi, Peach and Dry Bones.
They died in a fateful accident including a stupid monster and an annoying enemy.
R.I.P Bob-omb!
