"Oh my god, we're so dead-!"

"We-? This is your fault!"

"How is this my fault?!"

"You're the one who pushed the stupid button!"

"How was I supposed to know it was real-?!"

Two pairs of eyes, one blood red, the other beady black, watched on in silence from the safety of the foliage above the clearing. In said clearing, two girls, and one boy, easily shinobi-aged, were yelling at one another in panic, obviously distressed. While it was not normal for ninja to stray from their own agendas without conflict being involved, the mere fact that they had fallen right from the sky had piqued both the Uchiha's and the shark-man's curiosity.

"THE GOD-DAMNED WARNING LABEL, YOU TWAT WAFFLE!"

"DON'T CALL ME A TWAT WAFFLE-! ..what does that even mean..?" The taller of the two girls had spoken the last part more quietly, a thoughtful tint in her voice as she hummed in thought. Her hair was pin-straight, and black, the strands falling just past her hips. She was pale, but wore many odd shades of purples. The one she had been arguing with, the boy, with bright green hair, and tan skin, was seething in anger, pulling at his strangely-colored locks as if trying to pull grass. "Yuuki.. I officially give up on you.." He wore a black and white striped shirt, a strange black vest with silver chains adorning the pockets. He was dressed mostly in black, with boots in favor of sandles.

"Shut up, both of you-NOW!" The final teen, the shorter of the girls, by about six inches, snapped, clearly showing dominance when the other two almost immediately simmered down and turned to stare. Her hair was black, too, but kept loose, barely brushing around her collar bone as she shifted, clearly fatigued, and juggling a large, cylinder-like bag, "Does anyone remember what the hell happened..?"

Red eyes narrowed slowly at the trio, a pale hand barely motioning the blue rogue-nin foreword, before disappearing himself, this time at the edge of the clearing, but smartly behind the few larger clump of trees, hidden from view, leaving the teens completely oblivious.

"Not. A. Clue." The taller girl sighed, pushing her hair back with a whine, "I was opening a package we got from Amazon- you know- cause I ordered that sweater last week and it was taking forever-" "Yuuki," the other girl hissed, the taller laughing sheepishly, before getting back on track, "Well.. I opened it, and there was this note attached, Ryuu was with me- and, it said that the button was only to be used if you desired to be someplace else.."

"So I fell, almost two hundred stories.. BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED?! ARE YOU INSANE?!" It was the boy again, he looked on the edge of loosing his mind, "IT SAID NOT TO TOUCH IT YOU BAKA! WHAT PART OF 'DO NOT TOUCH DO YOU NOT GET?'"

"Ryuu if you raise your voice one more time, I will pull an Echo." The shorter girl growled, the sudden, tense shivers of the two turning to immediate calm, "..Good.. Now.. We need to find out where we are.. Where the nearest phone is.. And how to re-con with Alice and Akiiki.. They must be worried, anyway.."

"What about Conner, Tsuki, and Gwen?" The taller girl asked, a small hint of panic to her voice, the shorter girl waved it off dismissably, "No need to worry, they, along with Kristina -who you failed to mention-" she glared briefly, "-Are on mission leave for two weeks, they can't get an new assignments without myself, so they are on stand-by.. My real concern, if we did somehow manage to wind up in an unmarked forest," she let a pained moan pass her lips as she clutched her stomach, "Is 'why the hell do I feel nauseous?!'.."

The boy hesitated, before putting a hand to his own stomach, a slightly uncertain look flashing across his features, "Uhh.. Why do I want to barf up glitter?!"

The taller girl gagged, openly expressing her disgust, before blanching, a hand suddenly flying to her mouth as her eyes widened, she shuddered a bit, before bolting to the tree-line, hair flying back, just making it into the edge, before releasing her stomach. She gagged for several minutes, the two other teens having flinched, then rushed to hold back her hair, steady her shoulders, anything to keep her from getting coated in her own vomit.

"Okay.." Ryuu moaned, several minutes later as they slumped to the ground, "..That was.. disgusting.. and.. really tiring.." Natasha felt the burp leave her mouth before she knew it was there, her hands flying to her face as she struggled to remain dignified.. She was kind of failing..

Ryuu snorted, before laughing, a loud, charming sound that cleansed the air of fear and awkward pressure. "Gross! I've never heard you burp before!.. You always smack Conner for being such a pig at the table!.."

"If you'd like, I can repeat Yuuki's actions on your Kalvin Klien's," Natasha purred darkly, smirking at his frightened face, before unzipping her bag, "You're lucky I packed for a camping trip.. Otherwise, we'd probably-"

She cut herself off mid-sentence, a sharp, tingling sensation on the back of her neck as she bent over her belongings. The other two noticed her posture, and hesitated, before casually letting their fingers hover over their ankles. Natasha examined the bag curiously, almost appearing saint-like, as she focused on the treeline behind her. There.. There was a small touch of black against one of the trunks, clearly fabric, but hidden enough not to pose any suspicion unless one was really looking for it.

"You can come out now," she called suddenly, a firm look of suspicion on her face as she stood, "Your presence is suffocating.. No offense.."

Kisame paused, looking towards Itachi for confirmation, almost rolling his eyes as the Uchiha stepped into their view, a familiar blank look. Sighing, he stepped out as well, his hand stroking the hilt of his sword as he sized up the three.

Itachi opened his mouth to speak, but the reaction they received from the lpuder duo was not the precise one they were expecting.

"Holy shit.."