Chapter 1: A Private Moment with Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
A/N: I have rated this story T for my own protection, as I don't yet know of the content.
Harry Potter glanced around the dorm room, checking one more time to make sure he was alone. Sure that he was, he crept over to his trunk and opened the latch. He dug around inside until his hands found what he was looking for. "Whipped cream," whispered Harry. "Oh how I love this magical muggle delight!" "So fluffy, so creamy, so, so, SO SQUIRTABLE!!!" cried Harry as he squirted a dollop in his mouth.
At that very moment, in the girls' dorms, Hermione was leading a search party. "Someone," she said, "Has stolen our whipped cream." "And we will not stop until that person is PUNISHED!" "Am I right? AM I RIGHT?" cried Ms. Granger as a riot began to form. "YAH!!!" cried the Gryffindor girls.
