Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
It was a bright spring morning, and Dartz was going outside to water his plants.
As soon as he got outside, he saw the doom bikers dancing.
As soon as Raphael saw Dartz, he lost his balance and broke through the fence, into the old lady next door's yard.
As usual, the old lady came charging out with a broom.
After she had whacked them and went inside, Dartz said,
"What are you guys doing?"
"We're dancing. What does it look like were doing?" replied Valon.
"You guy look like fools!" said Dartz.
"So? As long as I attract Mai, I'm cool," said Valon.
"Yeah, as long as I attract Tea, I'm cool," said Raphael.
Dartz sighed and started to call the mental institute, but the old lady next door spoke,
"I know Dartzy boy! You can send your goons to my daughter's ballet class. I taught her of course, being an artist at ballet," said the old lady.
"Yeah, an abstract artist," whispered Valon.
The old lady ran after hm with her broom.
Dartz sighed and looked at the doom bikers.
"C'mon Dartz," said Valon.
"Let us go," said Raphael
"Yes, but who would I beat up?" asked Dartz.
"It's the least you can do t repay me, plus I want those idiots away from me," said the old lady.
"Well, alright," said Dartz.
"Yeah!" cried Valon. He threw up his arms, smacking the old lady.
"I will do ze smacking around here!" screamed the old lady.
She started whacking Valon.
End of part one.
