Okay this story just kinda dawned on me when I was in the middle of writing another chapter for "The Assassin". So uhh.. here you is! ^^ The first chapter to another story.. although I still have to finish the seven others. *slams face on desk* enjoy this chapter.

"Gir! Hand me the toolbox! Now!" zim called out from the computer screen. Some crashing was heard throughout the lab and gir landed by zim holding a red box. "Here ya go!" he chimed in happily. Gir dropped the box and ran away, squealing random things. Zim ignored this and spoke quietly to himself. "Stupid Dib-worm.. destroying my computer's operating system. Zim cannot contact the tallest if it isnt functional." He growled at the thought of dib being able to get in his base. "Computer! Run a scan on the base and find the dib-worms area of access." The computer grumbled and began to runs scans along the bases perimeter.

Zim opened the toolbox and dug around, looking for specific tools. He found what he was looking for and he moved his way under the computer. His pak legs shot out and held him just inches above the ground while he fixed parts of the system that dib had trashed. "Zim, the scans show no bugs in the bases defenses." the computers voice told him. Zim growled loudly in frustration. "Then how does the dib keep getting in?!" he asked angrily. "The front door." said the computer. Zim froze and face palmed. "Remove the door!" he commanded. "Yes zim." the computer replied. The computer's voice left the lab and went to the main floor to remove the door.

Zim was annoyed now. The humans houses needed doors to be normal, and now he was getting tired of having to fight dib away and had to remove the door. Zim gave the computer another command. "Replace the door with a holographic one!" he continued working on fixing his communicator while the computer did as told. Gir came running in screaming. "Masta masta! Big headed boy is here!" he squealed happily. Zim growled once again and got out from under the computer. He walked to the elevator. "Computer bring me to the main floor!" he commanded. The elevator began to rise. Zim's lekku twitched irritatedly. The elevator arrived and he stepped out, looking around carefully. Nothing. He stepped a little further into the room, waiting for an attack or even the flash of a camera. Still, nothing happened.

Zim looked up to the ceiling, expecting dib to be hiding in the clutter of tubes. He wasnt there. Zim walked to the window and looked outside. There was no sign of movement, not even sound. Maybe just the wind and some leaves, but thats it. He looked to the neighboring houses, the windows were all closed, no lights. He shook his head, thinking gir was just being the insane moron he was. He turned around and head back towards the elevator, returning to the lab to finish repairing the damage. He strode back over to the computer, going back under to continue his work.

Gir came skipping in humming an irken song while sipping from a cup. Zim didnt hear him until he stopped by his feet and squealed loudly. Zim jumped up with a silent scream. "Gir! Cant you see that zim is busy?! Go buys some taco's with mini moose!" with that gir ran back out, pulling mini moose with him. Zim watched the two run off and rolled his eyes, continuing his work. After hours of working on fixing the communicator, he was finished. He pulled himself out from under the machine and dusted himself off, afraid of any germs which may have stuck to him. Zim grabbed all the tools and placed them back into the box. Movement behind him, caused him to stop. It was to large to be gir. "What are you doing zim?" a voice behind him spoke out.

Zim spun around, knowing who it was. "Nothing your human brain can take in!" he hissed back. "Come on zim, youve been on this planet for six years. Six years! And you still havnt taken earth over. Why dont you stop trying?" dib asked in curiosity rather then mockery. "That is none of your business. " zim snapped back. "Get out of my base before I do stuff." he said while walking from dib to the computer screen. The two have been battling all those years, every day, getting more and more violent. It got to the point where they drew each others blood. But after all that time, they havnt fought as often, dib just assumed that zim was never going to take over earth. "Okay okay, theres no need to get snappy." dib replied putting his hands out in front of him. He turned around and walked to a vent, climbing inside and leaving the base to head home. Zim growled. "Computer! Block all ventilation systems that the dib can get into!"

Dib couldve gotten evidence of zim being an alien. But there was no point. He wanted a fight, and zim wasnt going to put up much of one. He wanted action. In the lab, zim was logging in to his Invaders account, making his way to contact the tallest. The transmission bleeped a couple times and then the two picked up. Red sighed. "What do you want zim?" he asked annoyed. "My tallest, I have not reported in for a couple of earth weeks, a human made it passed my security and disabled my computer. But that is all repaired, zim will give you a report now." red placed a hand on his forehead. "Look zim.. we need to talk".

Zims lekku shot up at this. "What is it that I should know?" he asked curiously. "Zim.. the control brains declared you as a defect, your mission is a lie. We sent you to random coordinates on the map to get rid of you, we cant stand you, dont think about coming back, dont contact us, dont return to irk or the irken Territory." purple told him, trying to make it clear, and trying not to hurt zim in any way. "My tallest.. im afraid I dont understand what your trying to tell me." red took over, knowing that long conversations weren't going to get them anywhere. "Zim, your banished. You are no longer an irken. Stay away from irken territory. Understand." Zim could hear the cold, bloody tone in red's voice. They were serious. Zim knew about this all along, he just didnt want to believe it. But now it dawned on him, he was running from the truth, running from his life. The tallest didnt allow him to say anything. They cut the transmission.