Just under two years ago, I was just like you. An Earthling! But now…Now I am a celestial troubleshooting angel! I know, I know… it sounds crazy! But somehow (with a little of my Mel Beeby luck) I managed to score a scholarship to the best angel school in… well.. the universe!
So, yeah, if you didn't get it from all that angel jargon, I am dead. I was knocked over by some joyrider and I now live in heaven. I know what you're thinking: "Angels?! Oh I bet they swan around in robes or something." And, to be perfectly honest, that's exactly what I thought. In fact, you couldn't be more wrong! Heaven is an incredible vibey, modern city - there are even shopping malls!
It's not all fun and games though! We angels have to work you know. Especially if you are part of the history club (like yours truly). Again, I know exactly what you're thinking. "Who in their right mind would want to join a history club?!". The thing is, our history club is a little different to yours.. I mean.. I bet you can't time travel! Totally luminous right?! But that's the truth. Lola (my soul mate) introduced me to it and now I'm completely hooked. I just can't wait until I'm a proper agent going on proper missions.
That's another thing I should mention. Angels like me go on missions to save you. Yes, save you. You see, we're the good guys. And wherever there are good guys, there are bad guys. Lola and I call them the PODS - short for Powers Of Darkness. They will do everything in their power to make your life a living hell. And it's up to us to stop them!
