5/5/02

Outlaw Ripoffs!

Mike ran on to the set dressed as Gene Starwind and then so did Jordan.

"WAAAIT WAIT!!!" Screamed the Witch from her Director's chair, "What do you two think you're doing!?!?!"

"Well! I'm the sexy one and so I thought I would be Gene!" Mike boasted as Jordan glared on with disgust.

"Well, i'm cooler and I like guns, :D" Jordan simply stated as Mike glanced and frowned slightly, added by a, "Hmph!"

"Wellll..... I thought Mike would be better off playing Gene.."

"YAY! XD" Mike jumped in the air as the Witch continued.

"Cause he's a loud mouth who likes to brag and sleep with whores.."

"O.O HEY!!! CUTEY HONEY IS NOT A WHORE!!!!!"

"Oh c'mon! The chick gets naked for a lousy $20.00!!!! ANYWAYS and Jordan can fix stuff so I thought he might be more like Jim.."

Just then a small man came in and was nervous from freight as he caught the Witch's attention.

"The Melfina replacement isn't coming.."

"WHAT?!!!?" And the Messenger Boy was zapped like some piece of bacon.

"Damn! Now who can I get to play Melfina!?" The Witch folded her arms and sat eyes closed until she felt someone watching her. She looked up and saw Mike and Jordan beaming from ear to ear.

"OHH NOO! NO WAY!"

Scene cuts to the tank opening up as the Witch was naked inside as she spoke, "All systems green....................... WOULD YOUS TWO STOP STARRING!!!!!"

Jordan sat where Jim sits and Mike had the Captians seat but they were still both dressed up as Gene Starwind. They got the ship ready and took off and soon enough some Kei Pirates were hot on their trail. "We'll get them now!!" Laughed a pirate as they heard over the intercom..

"MIKE! EVEN THOUGH I'M TRAPPED IN THIS TANK OF GOO-That's my goo :D" interuppted Jordan..

".......EwwwWWwWWWwwwwww..." The Witch stated. They didn't bother to fight the pirates as they were to busy fighting themselves.

"No! Don't come up here!" The Witch screamed as Mike and Jordan tried taking a peek through the glass to get a better 'view'. "Move Jordan you're in my way!" Mike shoved as Jordan quickly pushed him back, "Duuuude, get the fuck out my way!" And they proceeded to choke each other as they rolled about in a gray cloud fighting.

"Oh my, who could've known there was so much dust." Said Gillium. "You guts suck, -.-;" Sighed the Witch as her new movie was a dissaster. "Hey there.." Said a man as it was the REAL Gene Starwind. The Witch giggled and quickly opened the tank.

When Mike and Jordan heard the tank they stopped and saw Gene enter inside. And they both rushed over to the tank and started to beat on the door. "Oh, I didn't think you were coming by today, ^^;;" Said the Witch all innocent like.

"LET US IN LET US IN!"

"Oh my! Gene you're naked too! XD"

This is where the Witch and Gene Starwind are... kinda 'off scene'.

Meanwhile..

The Kei Pirates.

"...................... o_o;"

"No.. That could'nt have been the Outlaw Star... Let's look else where..."