Heyyo this is my first humour/parody :D So… yeah!
Jayno-eyes skipped into quickly straightened his tutu, hair extensions, and applied lots of make up to look pretty.
"Look everybody!" He screamed, "I have tickets to go to the StarClan concert!"
"Yay!" Everyone meowed.
"Who's playing?" Brambleclaw asked.
"Ferncloud, Swiftpaw, Silverstream and Spottedleaf!" Jayno-eyes told him. Dustpelt fainted. Brightheart fainted. Graystripe fainted. Firestar fainted.
"Firestar, where did you come from?" Bramblestar asked. Firestar woke up.
"Nowhere." He meowed.
"Ok, we believe you, Jayno-eyes, take us to the concert!" Bramblestar barked.
"Woa how did you bark?" Woofed Berrystumpytailnose.
"Woa how did you woof?" Tweeted Foxleap.
"Woa how did you tweet?" Said Lionblaze in an AWESOME way.
"Woa how did you speak in an awesome way?" The whole clan asked.
"BECAUSE I HAVE AN AWESOME NUMBER ONE FAN CALLED LIONBLAZEFOXLEAP AND SHES WRITING THIS STORY!" He yelled in an AWESOME way.
"Can I speak awesome too?" Foxleap wondered in a slightly awesome voice.
"WERE GOING TO THE CONCERT!" Jayno-eyes screamed like a little girl.
"What are little girl-" Berrystumpytail randomly appeared.
"SHUT UP AND LETS GO TO THE CONCERT!" Jayno-eyes screamed like a little SHE-CAT. Everyone went over to Jayno-eyes.
"Only warriors allowed." He told Cherrypaw and Molepaw and Snowkit and Lilykit and the other littlens
"Ok ill make them warriors." Bramblestar said (yes). "Lilykit, I call on my- oh whatever, your names Lilybanana now. Molepaw and Cherrypaw you guys can be Molehead and Cherryrainbows. Snowkit, Amberkit, Dewkit, Seedkit, you guys are Snowhouse, Amberbook, Dewshirt and Seedfall."
"OMG!" Screamed ThunderClan. "You gave Seedfall a normal name!"
"Whoops!" Bramblestar meowed, "Okay you can be Seedbramblestarisawesome."
"Lilybanana! Molehead! Cherryrainbows! Snowhouse! Amberbook! Dewshirt! Seedbramblestarisawesome!" ThunderClan yelled.
"WE need a cooler name than ThunderClan." Bramblestar meowed.
"WE NEED TO GO TO THIS CONCERT!" Jayno-eyes screamed.
"Oh ok we'll get a better name later. For now, BILLYSTORM!" Bramblestar meowed. Billystorm ran all the way from SkyClan to Bramblestar. "Get the limo!" Bramblestar meowed. Billystorm snapped his paws (yes, they can do that), and a brown limo appeared.
"EWWWW!" Snowhouse, Dewshirt, Lilybanana, Molehead, Charryrainbows, Amberbook and Seedbramblestarisawesome all meowed. "Yucky colour!"
"RIGHT THAT'S IT! YOU KITS ARE DISSING MY AWESOME COAT COLOUR! YOU"RE NOW ALL KITS EXCEOPT CHERRYPAW AND MOLEPAW. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE 'PAWS NOW!" Bramblestar shrieked in a very high pitched voice. The newly named Snowkit, Dewkit… yeah those guys, ran into the the forest wailing. Then all the other ThunderClan cats got into the limo and drove off into the sunset. Then they appeared at the concert place (I DUNNO WHERE, KAY!). ShadowClan, RiverClan and WindClan were there.
"WELL ERNIE SAID THAT PINKIE PIE LIKED CHEESE BETTER THAN PIE!" Mistystar was screaming at Blackstar.
"SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR MEDICINE CATS!" Jayno-eyes screamed. Everyone was quiet. Suddenly, music played.
"Dustpelt is an awesome kitty-kat! He is sooooo brow-ow-own!" Dustpelt looked inside, saw Ferncloud, and fainted again. Then everyone ran inside.
"SWIFTPAW!" Brightheart screamed, "MARRY ME!" Cloudtail killed her, but Brightheart resurrected. Cloudtail killed her again. This went on for a while. Suddenly Ferncloud stage dived.
"I'm coming back to ThunderClan!" She meowed loudly, "And I have seven more kits! LOLkit, ROFLkit, Pineapplekit, Facekit, Discokit, Boogiekit and Rapkit!" Then everyone went home, but Silverstream, Ferncloud, Swiftpaw and Spottedleaf went with ThunderClan.
The next day, Dovewing and Bumblestripe had kits, Cinderheart and Lionblaze had kits, Ivypool and Foxleap had kits (But you knew… grrrrr….), Graystripe and Silverstream had kits, Millie killed Graystripe, then had his kits, Blossomfall and Thornclaw had kits, Brightheart and Swiftpaw had kits, Cloudtail attacked Brightheart, Brightheart and Cloudtail had kits, and lastly, Ferncloud and Dustpelt had A LOT of kits. All of the kits were:
Happykit
Sadkit
Prettykit
Freakishlyscarykit
Smileykit
Frownykit
Basketballkit
Soccerkit
Tenniskit
Netballkit
Waterkit
Polokit
123kit
ABCkit
Do-re-mekit
Piekit
Sillykit
Meowkit
Funnykit
Boringkit
Thekit
Lionblazeisawesomekit
Foxleapiscoolkit
Bumblestripeisepickit
Snowblazewillappearsoonkit
Toothbrushkit
Hairbrushkit
Lawnkit
Fluffypinkunicornsdancingonr ainbowskit
Graykit
And then everyone thought Fluffypinkunicornsdancingonr ainbowskit was awesome, so she got her warrior name straight away; Fluffypinkunicornsdancingonr ainbowsaresupercoolandsuperf luffy. And then Snowblaze's dad yelled for her to turn off her computer and go to sleep, so she had to finish this chapter.
~~LionFoxBumble~~
