Three Years After Voldemort's Defeat.

"Ron, you're a ginger" Harry said as he wanked very hard.

"That maybe so...but Hermonie loves my cocks" said Ron as he thrusted into Hermonie's vagina. The two wizards had been having many sexs since the morning with Harry watching since noon.

"Is it mine turn yet?" asked Harry.

"No! You have my sister twat, fuck her!" Ron replied as he continued to fuck Hermonie who wore an unsatsified face as she read her favorite book pretending to moan.

Harry left to go get Ron's sister (who's name I forgets, TITTIEZ!) and came with her as he dragged along against her will. It was a typical afternoon at Hogwarts as having an orgy was normal but today was a grand celebration. It was the three year anniversary of Voldemort's defeat and as Dumbledore wished everybody got an orgies. But unlike the last years something amazingly terrible was going to happen. As Ron and Harry fucked there partners a body fell from their ceiling.

BOOOOOMMMMM!

CRASH!

FAKE MOANING!

Rom and Harry looked at the body and inspected it very goods. The duo discovered channel it was Edwards Cullens from the Twilight/50 Shades of Gay franchise and his body was ripped apart from the anus-hole.

"Whoa" the nerds said as there lady partners rolled their eyes unsatifiedz.

The touched the poopy parts as theey farts into the air EEEEWWWWWWSSSSZZZZ

Suddenly the smells of onions filled the airs.

SHREK!

THE ORGE CRASHED INTO THE ROOM AND SMASHED EVERYTHINGS WITH HIS ORGE=MUTHAFUCKIN' WMD KNOWN AS HIS PENIS!

"Oh knows yooorr a niggerfag!" said Harry

Everyone died expect SHREK!

The End


ARTHUR NOTE: I AM LEGEND! KNOW THE BEST IN THE WORLD THAT IS ME! TITTIES!