Disclaimer: No I do not own Naruto, so all your lawyers can get lost

Warnings, same as prequel

Thinking Kyuubi Kyuubi thoughts

Speaking

Ranting: YAY! I gots 20 reviews, the highest I've ever gotten. But seems like a lot of people didn't read the A/N chapter, oh well. I'll just make it about the kid's lives, so this will probably be a long running project, hopefully. The back-story is pretty self-explanatory. Please R/R or else I'll sic my sister on you, trust me, she's a bitch

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'My God, what have I gotten myself into' was the first thought that came into Itachi Uchiha's mind as soon as he stepped into Natsumi's house (Tsunade gave her one because of the kids). 'Must…resist…urge…to…kill…everyone…again' anyone would think that, except for the "again part" unless you're a genocidal maniac, if you just walked into a house and two one month old partially demonically powered babies latched onto your leg screaming DADA!! over and over again. Poor, poor Itachi's ears couldn't last forever against that…So Natsumi hit him over the head with a magical sock monkey, then woke him up with some pocky, chocolate pocky. Years of training and reflexes kicked in and Itachi's hand and mouth instantly reached for the pocky. "No pocky before supper" Natsumi said in a voice that eerily reminded Itachi of his currently deceased mother. Itachi would soon find out how tight of a household Natsumi ran, but things 'loosened up' (wink wink) at night in the bedroom when she got bored. "Since tonight is a special night, because your deadbeat of a father finally, if unwillingly, came home, were going out to eat!" "WAMEN?"(That's how babies talk…I think) the twins asked excitedly. "YUP! Ramen alright!" 'Oh God, kill me now' Itachi thought as he was dragged out the door to Ichiraku's Ramen 'Maybe I should have taken the second after all…' I think Itachi is going emo (no offence meant to emo people)

SCENE BREAK! At Ichiraku Ramen

'God shoot me now' Suddenly a little red laser dot appeared on Itachi's forehead, but God was interrupted by a phone call (A/N This is taken from family guy also not mine). This was hell for Itachi. Neither Natsumi nor the Babies had any what so ever type of table manners. No peace or quiet, just hell. 'Damn karmatric retribution to hell' this is what you get Itachi. 'Why me?' The voice of Kami and the Shinigami sounded at the same time saying; "NOW YOU FEEL OUR PAIN!" " WHAT WAS THAT?! The wife of the Shinigami and the wife of Kami yelled out.

After all that (no not the show) Natsumi and the babies were finally done, polishing off an astounding 53 bowls of ramen. Where they put it, is a mystery to everyone. After finishing their meal, yes, even Itachi ate something, they went home, where Natsumi tried to lay down the ground rules. Tried being the key word. A nice little distraction in the form of Chicken head- I mean Sasuke Uchiha came and tried to do the whole "avenger thing" and kill Weasel boy- I mean Itachi. Natsumi knocked both of them out with the magical sock upgraded to THE MAGICAL SOCK MONKEY OF DOOM! After waking them up and putting the babies to bed, she kindly told (read: sadistically and evilly, with some help from Kyuubi) Sasuke that if anyone, other than herself, harmed her loving and caring (cough cough) husband Itachi, they would meet the second choice that was presented to Itachi only, she wouldn't let them die, then she would do it all over again, then after a thousand times, she would let them die. Then she booted him out of the house with a Kyuubi enhanced kick to the crouch (All male onlookers shudder, including Itachi). "Anata dear, time for bed" Natsumi said, dragging out the sentence and adding a flirtatious wink at the end, revealing some cleavage. Itachi passed out with a nosebleed, having never been exposed to anything perverted in his life. Natsumi sighed, Dan and Tsunade's little brothers and sisters could wait another night or two… on second thought, maybe she can get some tonight. She pulled back THE MAGICAL SOCK MONKEY OF DOOM and got out some pocky and went towards Itachi…

Welcome to hell Itachi, (big demonic voice) WELCOME TO HELL!

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