Screwed up
Chapter 1
"How it happens"
It was a normal day at the spirit house. I am just sittin on the couch not minding the dirty carpet. Murdoc is in his mysterious dark ass room doin some demon crap. Noodle is outside washing the car luvin life, and russell he's in his room just listening to hip hop he has a nice taste in music if i do say so myself. I turned on the television and the news channel came on." yea, yea trump this trump that", wow the news is intense these days. Lots of bombings and isis attacking, hmm, "oh well i wonder if we have any snacks?" I was starting to get hungry, when i just started to get a migraine," ow god damn i wish these things would stop". I got up and went in the kitchen, i went to reach in our spider invested cabinet to reach my pain killers. I popped the bottle open and i took a couple of these white pills. Then i took a swig of water to wash them down. Then i went to sit on the kitchen table. I started to think about how the world goes so fast and time flies by fast. Murdoc is 50, russell is 42, noodle is 26, and i'm…...39. It's like it was yesterday when i was 27 making the album demon days and noodle was 13. Wow she grew fast, she was always like a little sister to me. Russ was like brother from another mother to me. And murdoc was just a bastard bass player to me. Then it hit me," wow i'm old almost 40, and i still haven't found love yet". I know paula cracker was my girlfriend for a while but she is a hoe. Going at it murdoc i mean geez she could of have decent stuff with me but no she had go all out with murdoc it still makes me pisted today. Anyway i got up to go turn of the television then i get idea. Maybe there is something in the garage to make me happy from the paula stuff. I go outside to go to the garage i walked past noodle and she is really scrubbing at that car geez that is like a sport to her. I walk into the garage and i look around, hmm lots of memories in here. I walk over to this box, i start digging into the box and i found a toy from my childhood." i remember this guy he would protect me from the dark as a child, those were the good times". I threw the toy across the room. I dig in the box again and i found a picture of russell and his old friends." wow this picture is really depressing knowing the fact that his friend are dead but anyway". I place the picture on the table. I dig in the box some more and i find another picture, it's me and my parents." hmm….i sure do miss them". Man up 2D there just your parents you can see them anytime, i place the picture on the table. I dig in the box one last time, there is another picture… but it's me and my band from back then, " wow well look at that, i used to be sexy back then". I chuckle to myself." we used to be sexy back then hmm….". I took this picture with me i go out of the garage and i went to lean against the car to go talk to noodle but then i get stopped." STOP!", i jump in fear i drop the picture." no leaning on my car", i bent down to pick up the picture then i say," i thought murdoc loves the cars". Then noodle looked at me and laughed," the only thing murdoc cares about is his thongs i'm the only one that cares about the cars around here". She picks up a piece of glass from the picture that is in a frame and hands it to me weird kind of like if she were on drugs," thanks" i said." you better hurry before you make another dent in my car". So i rush into the house trying to fix the frame for the picture." aw man…. I wonder if murdoc can fix it". I go to his room and i see red beaming from the bottom of his door. I reach the doorknob slowly, i grabbed the doorknob, i turn it slowly, then i peek into his room and all i see is this little red fire," hello?". The next thing i know someone grabbed my hand and pulled me in. It was murdoc that pulled me in thank god at least it wasn't a demon or something." 2D you have to help me summon this demon," " why?"." because if i do i can get powers from it". Knowing from looking into murdoc's eyes that he was on drugs but i helped him anyway." fine i will help you but you have to owe me"." yea, yea sure thing 2D sure thing hehe". We sat across from each other and did this weird singing crap then this large, large light beamed from the circle. I had to cover my eyes it was so bright. Then i saw it…. The gateway to hell. Murdoc got excited," YES!". Then he wanted to jump in then he made it explode. Wiping the burnt and crispy hell off my face and i made an excuse." oh uhm murdoc i have to go frame this picture in my room sooo….". " NO DON'T GO", i rush to the door and then it happened, he tackled me and as we fell we kissed each other by accident." Murdoc…". " oh uhm sorry mate uhm i'm sorry". " uh murdoc i got to go". " yea", i left the room confused than normal. I just kissed …...murdoc. The most scary part about that is i actually might of liked it.
