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"Mordekiller! Or the Death of Margaret"

Written by Andrew Berry (a.k.a. PsychoZoid)

Chapter 1 – Close to the Edge

It was Margaret's birthday, and they all celebrated by throwing a party for her at the Goochie Tower, the tallest building in Regular Show Town with 105 floors. (They had to pay $1,000,000 just to rent the place.) Every single character who since appeared on Regular Show was there, except for Thomas who was left at home cleaning all the toilets that Muscle Man has shitted on, because he had a major diarrhea issue when he ate nearly 3 pounds of hot wings the night before. Seriously, they almost had to send his ass to the emergency room because he couldn't stop shitting.

Anyway, they had birthday cake which Margaret's dearest friend Eileen baked it, the cake is half burnt but Eileen isn't really much of a professional cook, but she tried.

And then they open presents for her, which were mostly new clothes, jewelry and Amazon gift cards. Mordecai and Rigby, of course, had different gifts to give Margaret. Mordecai gave her a crappy necklace made of Rice Krispies and Fruit Loops. And Rigby gave her an old and possibly broken Nintendo Entertainment System with a bootleg cartridge of Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Game (The game cartridge was made out of metallic titanium, and that's the only cool thing about it.) Mordecai and Rigby obviously didn't have much money to give her a nicer gift, but at least they tried.

After that they watched the "The Nutty Professor" on a giant screen, which was surprisingly one of Margaret's all time favorite movies. When they were 15 minutes into movie Mordecai staggered towards Margaret started to poke her shoulder.

"Heyyy Maaaagggarett," He whispered, "Let's go have some alone time on the roof…"

"I rather not, Mordecai…" Margaret refused, grabbing Mordecai's hand so he would stop poking "I want to enjoy the movie with everyone else, maybe after it's over…"

"Come one, Margaretttt…" said Mordecai slurry "Let's goooo nooow! It will only take a few minutes…"

"All right…" Margaret said "But a few minutes…"

They both exited the party room and went up in the elevator.

Now, if you are wondering: "What in the world is going on with Mordecai?" I will tell you. Apparently, Muscle Man's diarrhea exposed psychedelic fumes that, when inhaled, will make you high for a very long time. Mordecai must have inhaled some of it when he looking closely at the toilet was backfiring and overflowing liquid shit. And the diarrhea covering the floors didn't help either. Mordecai was the only one affected, since the other did not dare to go near any of Muscle Man's shit. This mysteriously drug completely changed Mordecai's behavior, even Rigby and the others were a bit worried. Muscle Man probably got high from it as well, but then again, he always acts wild as parties. Mordecai, unfortunately, it still high as of now from the toxic diarrhea fumes as of now. This is why Margaret felt a bit uncomfortable when Mordecai was asking her to go to the top floor. She must assume he is smoking marijuana, he has never smoked weed.) Apparently, you can easily tell if someone is high off of some rare and exotic drug, even the ones that come from Buffalo wings fueled feces…

Anyway, Mordecai and Margaret aboard the elevator to the get to the building's rooftop, in the elevator Mordecai tried to put his arm around Margaret's shoulder but Margaret withdrew from him.

"W-W-What's wrong, Margaret…" Mordecai asked, still high as a kite.

"Nothing…" Margaret said bitterly, "Come one, Mordecai… I know you are high"

"What? Nah…." Mordecai disagreed "It was Muscle Man's shit, it made me drowsy…"

Then Mordecai had a semi-seizure from the drugs, this made is vision more trippy. He began to feel dizzy from the effects of the shit fumes and threw up on the side of Margaret's jeans.

"Aaah! These are my new jeans…" Margaret freaked out "What are you doing, Mordecai!?"

"Sorry… Mar-mar—"Mordecai threw up again this time on the elevator floor.

Margaret sighs heavily while Mordecai staggered around the small elevator room clumsily like an idiot.

They were on the roof and they walked toward to the edge of it, right near the railing, they both the beautiful New York skyline in the windy air.

Mordecai is swaying back and forth trying to regain balance on his footing, and Margaret leans on the railing looking bored and angry at the same.

"I can't do this while you're high…" Margaret spoke "You should stop smoking weed…"

"I'm not smoking weed you dumb-dumb…" Mordecai slurred "I a-a-already said ittttt; It was Muscle Man's diarrhea… It made me…" He then barfed again but only a little.

Margaret sighed and turns her back to the view of the skyline. She then started to daydream.

Mordecai finally stood up straight and looked at Margaret. He then peered down lower and saw one of his secret admiration: Margaret's ass.

Yes, Mordecai always craved Margaret's buttocks. He always thought it was too big for a bird girl like her. It almost looked like she had injections but no it's definitely the real thing. He started crave for "The Ass" when he stared while she rode her bike in the episode "Slam Dunk" (Come on, it was obvious.) Or maybe he always has stared at it the time he knew her…

Ever since then, Mordecai became obsessed with her plump rump, and while being high on drug-laced shit, "The Ass" looks bigger and the craving is stronger, all thanks to the deranged hallucinations he was now having.

This was his opportunity to get a good smack on her bottom, while Margaret isn't looking. So he slowing crept toward still eyeing on "The Ass".

Meanwhile, Margaret let out a deep sigh and unknowingly leans more forward against the railing while being incredibly upset at Mordecai's behavior.

Why must he behave like this in front of me? Margaret thought to herself, especially on my birthday…

As he crept closer, Mordecai stuck out his right arm. Margaret's body leaned more forward so her butt stuck way out into the air a bit. As that happen, Mordecai began to dash towards her, and once he was only a half an inch away from her body he swung his arm around and smacked Margaret's lady lump as hard as he can, letting out a huge cracking sound that slightly echoed.

"Ouuuchh!" Margaret screamed.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH" Mordecai let out his signature cry after slapping Margaret's ass for the first time.

Margaret was about to turn her whole body, but she began to realize she was starting to fall over the railing. Mordecai had smacked her so hard he pushed her more forward on the railing.

"Mordecai…!" Margaret yelped as she was losing balance, but Mordecai was still shouting out a long "OOOOOOOOHHH!"

Before she knew it, Margaret falls over. She was plummeting down several stories in the air while he body was doing somersaults.

Meanwhile at the party, everyone seems to saw a red blur swipe down their window. They all stared at the window for a second "What the heck was that?" Benson said while dancing with Audrey. "Who cares bro, let's just keep on partying WOOOOOO!" says a shirtless and possibly high Muscle Man while twirling his t-shirt in the air. They then forgot about and continued partying.

Margaret was screaming her lungs out she continues to fall knowing that her fate was to come. Her flashing before her eyes as she saw her birth, her childhood, her family, and the best times she had with Mordecai, Rigby, and Eileen.

"Mordecai… why…" Margaret cried out and in a split second she crashed on the concrete sidewalk. She limbs and her neck were all twisted and her whole body began to soak in blood as it spreads on the dirty sidewalk. In ten seconds cars began to stop in the middle road and people ran to witness Margaret's nearly lifeless body. Some even took photos and uploaded them on the Web. (Yeah, people these days…)

Meanwhile on the Goochie Tower's roof, Mordecai began feel extremely confused as he sees Margaret gone.

"W-Where the fuck did she goooooo…?" Mordecai says bewildered. Then he vomited violently on the floor again, collapsed on the roof's floor, and immediately passes out.