Song 1:The PS3 Song (How You Killed Your Brand)
It was a peaceful day, and Sonic was at Future Shop to buy a PS3. When he got back to Tails's workshop, he plugged it in, and started playing.
Fast forward a week later.
Sonic was smacking his head on the couch. "Sonic, what's wrong", asked Tails walking. "I'll tell you, the PS3 SUCKS!!!", he shouted. That's when he got an idea. He was going to send a video about how the PS3 sucks. He got out the video camera and started recording. "Hello there. You might now me as Sonic The Hedgehog. I'm here to tell you why your new Playstation is horrible". Sonic started to tap his foot, and that's when he started to sing.
Step 1, you make your console cost the most
You beat your chest and proudly boast
Despite no good exclusive games, you make a bunch of ridiculous claims
Then ignore our need to play online
Don't make it fun like Xbox Live
Use Blue-ray, which I don't need
Now your getting your ass kicked by the Wii
Sony you went wrong, with your PS3
I'll just keep playing my 360
Hope this song has helped, you understand
Now you know, how you killed your brand
Sonic took a little break to catch a breather
Phil Harrison yeah you know best, except you didn't beta-test
Sure I can surf the net, but I can't find my gaming friends
Said Halo 3 don't worry you
Instead you offer Kill Zone 2, but Kill Zone 1, sucked before, so what made you think we wanted more
Sony you went wrong, with your PS3
I'll just keep playing my 360
Hope this song has helped, you understand
Now you know, how you killed your brand
Sonic started to ask his friend to help him destroy the PS3. Shadow used Chaos Control, Knuckles crushed it, Amy smashed it with her hammer, and then he asked Blaze to help him burn the remains.
After that, Sonic decided to go buy a Wii, and he lived happily ever after.
Yes, I hate the PS3, that's why I chose this song. I don't want any comments saying "Oh you suck the PS3 is awsome", or something like that, and don't worry, I'm still working on Sonic Life.
