Hikari Ryu: This fic was based on one of my friend and my ideas while we were on the phone. Yami Hiryuu: if you don't understand this, it is not your fault. Hikari Ryu: Enjoy!!!
Anzu the Wobbaffet

One nice sunny day, Yugi Motou and his friends were at the park. (A/N: Yes, that means Kaiba and everyone else.) Yugi and Yami were chasing butterflies, Anzu was just sitting there, Kaiba was grumbling about missed work, Bakura and Ryou were trying to climb a tree, Tristan and Joey were arguing over something dumb, Malik and Marik were sharpening knives, Mai and Serenity were talking about something, Ishezu was predicting the future, Rishid(Odeon) was helping Malik and Devlin was testing out another game. Anzu was not lonely or energetic, in fact, she had almost stopped moving completely. She closed her eyes and just stood there, unusually patient and unusually quiet because she was notorious for her impossibly long speeches about friendship. Yugi stopped abruptly and Yami crashed into him.

Yami: What is it aibou?

Yugi: Look at Anzu.she's not moving much. Hey Anzu, what's wrong?

Anzu: Wnothing. wI'm wfine.

Yugi: If you say so.

Yugi and Yami continued chasing butterflies. Everyone else kept doing what they were doing. Yugi doublted Anzu's words. He took a look back at her. She seemed to be fine but her face was pale blue.

Yugi: Yami, look at Anzu.she's turning blue.I wonder what's wrong.

Yami: You're right.I wonder what's happening. Anzu.What's wrong with your face?

Anzu turned to look at them.

Yugi and Yami's eyes widened. Blue lines lined their faces and each carried a very large sweatdrop on their head.

Yugi: O_O !!!! MY GOD!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES? THEY LOOK LIKE A SEPARATED X!!!

Yami: ACK!!!! RA, IT BURNS MY EYES!!!

The others look up from what they're doing.

Mai: O.o Anzu, is that you?

Anzu: Wyes.

Serenity: O.O What's wrong with your voice?

Joey: @_@ WHAT IS THAT..THAT..THAT THING???? IT DOESN'T LOOK EDIBLE WHATEVER IT IS.

Tristan: WHOA MAN, SHE'S WORSE THAN STRINGS AND PEGASUS!!!!

Malik: My.millennium item.touched.that thing's mind!?!?!?!?!?! *faints*

Mariku: YOU BITCH!!!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN.ARCANA WITHOUT HIS MASK ON!!! ALMOST AS TERRIBLE AS MY GOONS!!!

Rishid: Master, do not look upon that demon!!!

Ishezu: O.O I didn't see that in the future..AUGHHHH!!! That thing is terrible!!!

Devlin: *Chucks a dice at Anzu* *Anzu glows red and the dice comes hurling back* O.O eep!!! *ducks in time*

Malik and Marik try to stab it with sharpened knives.

Malik: DAMN YOU!!!! THIS THING IS IMPOSSLE TO KILL!!!

Marik: IT'S LIKE A COCKAROACH!!! CRAP!! *Knife shatters*

Anzu: What ware wyou wtrying wto wdo?

Yami: Aibou, look away from that thing. Ishezu, is this the great evil you were talking about?

Ishezu:.No.It's worse.

Yugi: Anzu you're turning blue!!!

Kaiba: LET'S PAY THE MUSEUM TO TAKE IT AWAY..OR BETTER YET, SOMEONE CALL THE PEST CONTROL!!!!!!!

Joey: WHAT IS DAT TING? GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Anzu: What's whappening? Wis wthere wsomething wrong?

Bakura: HELL YES!!! DAMMIT!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

Anzu: What wdid wi wdo wrong?

Ryou: *Turns even more pale than usual and faints.*

Bakura: *Runs over and scoops Ryou up* LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOW!!!

Yugi: ANZU!!! YOUR HAIR!!! IT'S FALLING OFF!!! YOUR CLOTHES DON"T FIT YOU ANYMORE!!! WHAT'S GOING ON? YOUR FEET ARE TINY!!!!

Anzu: *Puts arm up to forehead*

Yami: WHY ARE YOU SALUTING US AT A TIME LIKE THIS? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HANDS????

Yugi: O.O EEEEEEP!!!! YOU HAVE A TAIL..WITH EYES????

Suddenly, a vile stench fills the air. It is emitting from Anzu.

Everyone: X.X

Anzu: Wobbaffet!!!

Hikari Ryu: That was for my friend. Yami Hiryuu: Guess what..FLAMERS WELCOME!!!!