(A/N): Alright!... Okay, not much to say. Uh... Read on?

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, only the plot. And the Malkorins.


After Rose Tyler decided that she'd travel with the Doctor, expectancy wasn't exactly normal. Nothing was certain. The empty child or New New York on New Earth. Trying to come up with what you might see next was near impossible. And it was the same on this particular day as well.

It was like any other break day that she shared with the Doctor. They'd lounge on the couch in the TARDIS, the Doctor reading a book with his glasses on while Rose layed down, resting her head on his lap and lolling into sleep. They hadn't planned to go anywhere for a while, so it provided good vacation time. But that's when it happened. The familiar sound of the TARDIS starting up jarred the two from their comforting position. They made their way to the control room where the Doctor rushed around the control panel, pushing on buttons and pulling levers as his brow creased in confusion. He turned back to Rose, running a hand through his hair.

"It won't stop. The TARDIS is moving on it's own accord." He said, turning to look back at the pulsing pillar before him. Suddenly, the TARDIS lurched, sending the two to the ground. It rocked violently for a few minutes, before heaving and staying still. The TARDIS gave a low, tired hum. The Doctor stood, helping Rose to her feet.

"Doctor, where are we?" She asked as they inched towards the door. Said man shook his head.

"I don't know." He said, going over and opening the door. Upon looking out of the door, confusion settled on the Timelord's face. "We're in London?"

Rose rushed to his side, peering out beside him. Sure enough, the TARDIS was parked in the middle of a street in London, cars and people going by casually and unsuspecting towards the blue police box that just appeared before them. The Doctor went back into the TARDIS, walking around the control panel and analyzing the coordinates.

"Everything's normal. Like I had set it before hand, how is that?" He questioned. He wasn't asking anyone in particular, but he continued to ramble to himself, trying to assess what had happened in the most logical way. Rose watched him fuss from the doorway and just smiled, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder.

"Nothing really bad happened, right, Doctor? Maybe the TARDIS brought us here without a real reason." She said reassuringly. The Doctor nodded slightly, pausing his ramblings. He took one more look at the console before turning to Rose and smiling brightly.

"Alright. Shall we go out?" He asked, holding his hand out for her to take. She grinned.

"We shall!" She exclaimed, taking his hand as they made their way out of the TARDIS. They strode out onto the street, blending in easily with the crowd as they walked. Rose looked around, shops and little boutiques catching her eye. The Doctor laughed whenever she dragged him off to buy stuff from them. They never really did, Rose just liked to look.

They made their way around the central area, looking at things and making pointless conversation that would lead to laughter. Strangers might have thought that they were insane. Or, madly in love. They were just about to head back to the TARDIS when a man who came running down the street bumped into them. The man tumbled to the ground, but only for a second before he was stumbling back onto his feet.

"It's here! It's going to kill us all!" He shrieked, running past the Doctor and Rose. They turned to look back at the man before exchanging knowing glances. Suddenly, the sound of screaming civilians cut through the air as the people around them began to run in the opposite direction. The Doctor immediately took Rose's hand, breaking out into a sprint as they ran against the people. When they arrived at the center of the square, they were greeted with the sight of a huge spider-lizard... THING standing there, roving about and roaring at the citizens. Extreme confusion was evident on the Doctor's face.

"How did THAT get here?!" He exclaimed, backing away slowly. Rose shook her head in disbelief.

"Dragons. Why are there Dragons?" She asked incredulously, turning to the Doctor. Said man didn't reply, only tightening the grip on her hand before finally taking off in the other direction.

"I don't know what it's doing here! The Malkorins are supposed to be peaceful creatures, why is one waging battle on earth?" He inquired, turning a corner into a deserted alleyway.

"Is it bein' controlled?" Rose suggested, turning to look back down the alleyway.

"It's a possibility." The Doctor said slowing his sprint to a quick walking pace as they turned another corner. "But why London?"-He turned to Rose-"Why is it always London?" A hint of nearly undetectable humor was in his tone. Rose shook her head, eyebrows raised. The question never really occurred to her.

"Let's ask the big question, though." The Doctor said, stopping his walk. "Why was it there all of a sudden? How could no one have noticed?" His brow furrowed. "Whatever it is, it must be using a human disguise."

"Like the Slitheen!" Rose pointed out. "They used compression fields so they could fit in human suits. Maybe the Malkorin used the same thing!" The Doctor grinned at her.

"Good observation!"

The two resumed their speedy pace, making it to the end of the path quickly. However, just as they turned the corner, they came face to face with the monster itself. It's eyes were a bright red, which contradicted it's dried dark green skin. It roared at them, just as the Doctor shoved Rose back.

"Careful! It can breathe fire!" He shouted. Rose groaned.

"Of course!" She managed to say before the Doctor took her hand once more and ran in the direction whence they came. The beast roared, charging after them. The Doctor increased his pace, running in full tilt before he and Rose turned the corner. To the right, an open garage door greeted them, and the Doctor thanked his lucky stars as he pulled Rose inside, shutting it quickly.

A mere 2 seconds later, the sound of the beast stomping by was heard. The sound increased and the Timelord knew that it wasn't far from the garage. He pressed his ear against the metal and he could hear the distinct low growl of the beast right on the other side. Rose silently approached him, a look of worry on her face before he shooed her away. When the sound of retreating footsteps could be heard, the Doctor stood. Rose sighed heavily, going over to him once he told her it was safe and hugging him tightly.

"Cheers, mate." Rose said breathily, and the Doctor laughed.

" 'S the same as any other day, isn't it?" He asked, pulling away from her, though still remaining close. Rose grinned, nodding in agreement. Suddenly, he leaned forward , his lips at her ear.

"Something's watching us, and it is at the very back of this garage." He whispered. Rose felt her eyes widen involuntarily. When she didn't respond, the Doctor continued. "I've noticed it everywhere. Small cameras, large cameras, even a man holding a boom mic. Someone's filming."

Suddenly, a very bright light flashed at the end of the garage as a man yelled "Cut!". The garage door behind them opened automatically, and Rose and the Doctor flinched away from it as people began to make themselves known. An entire crew of camera men were now visible, and with them were cameras and computers, boom mics and other film-making material. The Doctor held Rose close to him as everyone began to settle into a comfortable sea of chatter. A man walked up to them, eyeing them with a look of disbelief and amusement.

"Nice joke there, David. 'Someone's filming', really nice joke." The man patted the Doctor on the back roughly as he walked past him.

"What?!" The Doctor asked, his face contorting in confusion as he looked at the retreating figure of the man. Suddenly, someone pulled Rose away from him. He turned his head back and found a woman walking away with her. He ran towards them, pulling Rose away from her grasp.

"What are you doing?" He asked, accusation in his tone. The woman's eyes widened in surprise, her eyebrows arching in confusion.

"I'm sorry, David, but Billie needs to get her make-up redone." The woman stated warily. Rose raised an eyebrow, turning to look at the Doctor with wide eyes.

"Doctor, what's going on?" She asked as they backed away from the woman, who continued to give them a weird look. The Doctor shook his head.

"I don't know." He whispered. A man approached them, smiling.

"Alright, take a break for a bit and we'll redo the scene." He said. The Doctor raised an eyebrow, exchanging a confused look with Rose.

"Scene?" He asked. The man looked at him weirdly. His expression was clearly asking them if they knew what was happening at all. He looked between the two, but Rose's quirked eyebrow was what convinced him that they didn't know at all.

"Are you alright?" He asked. When they didn't respond, he sighed and continued anyway. "We're shooting the scene in the next installment of Doctor Who. David, you're playing the Tenth Doctor, remember? Billie, you're Rose Tyler. Does that ring any bells?"

The Doctor's face contorted again, confusion, shock and disbelief playing on his face.

"What?!"


(A/N): So that's the first chapter. I got the idea from a Supernatural episode and I thought, hey, how cool would it be if Doctor Who did the same thing? So here it is. Excuse my writing skills, I'm new, so constructive criticism is welcomed! Thanks for reading~