Hi! This is a SasuNaru Fanfic. I've been trying to make my fics all NaruSasu, but they always come out SasuNaru. Whatever…anyway enjoy! XD
Warnings: Semi/Dark Naruto, Angst, M/M, Yaoi, R.A.Y(1) and more.
(Setting: AT Hokage's Building)
Naruto was annoyed. He had just come back from a retrieval mission and now he had to go on another one? He loathed retrieval missions, and the one that he was giving wasn't too much fun either.
Naruto groaned and scowled at Tsunade. Tsunade glared at him and sighed annoyingly. "Don't make such unnecessary noise, Naruto!" she chastise, only earning a snort from the blonde. "Unnecessary? Seriously, old lady, I have every right to make those noises." he countered. All eyes locked on the blonde, filled with curiousness.
Naruto noticed this and grinned. "Maa, maa, forget what I said, just give us the mission." he said and slouched in his seat. Shizune gave Naruto one last look before smiling. "On this mission, you will protect a young prince. It will be in the land of whirlpools." she said and Naruto's eyes widened. "Hold up a minute. Did you say the land of whirlpools?" he questioned and she nodded.
Naruto frowned. "That's where I'm from. The land of the Uzumaki's." he said and glared at the window past Tsunade. Silence hung in the room. Tsunade smiled. "Well, won't this be interesting…" she murmured lowly, but Naruto caught what she said. 'Hmm…what does baa-chan have in store for us?'
He thought as Shizune cleared her throat. "Well, I'm sorry to say that Sakura will not be joining you guys on this mission. Instead, Kazuki (2) join you." she said and Sakura gasped. "What? Why can't I-"
"We need you here with the sick ninja. Your skills or great and I want them to be in good use. Therefore, you are staying here." she said blankly. Sakura groaned and sat back down.
Sasuke smirked and looked at the blonde. Naruto smiled and giggled. "Kazuki-sama? Oh won't this be fun…" he said sweetly, which in everyone's case, wasn't a good thing. Just then, the door opened to reveal a boy with scarlet red hair and black eyes, and a creamy skin to top. All heads turned to the boy and smiled.
"Nice to finally have you here, Kazuki." Tsunade said and Kazuki grinned. He turned his attention to Naruto, who was staring right at him. "What?" Kazuki asked and Naruto chuckled.
"A.Yu.Go.N.2.C.Fu.G.?"(3) Naruto said loudly, and Kazuki grinned.
"yup! Right after the mission." he replied and winked at Naruto. Naruto suddenly turned 5 shades darker and gulped.
"Nani?!"
"Yu. Ask. If. Ai .Go. I. Sed. Ya."(4) Kazuki said frowning. Naruto nodded and bowed.
"Gomen, gomen." he apologized and looked up at Tsunade. She was blinking forcefully at him and Kazuki, as did the rest of the people in the room (A/N: Kakashi doesn't count.).
Naruto raised an eyebrow at Tsunade and Shizune. "What?"
"What were you…never mind, just go get ready to leave out for your mission." she said and all stood. "Hai!" they said in unison, before disappearing into a big puff of white smoke (5).
(Time Skip: About a block away from Naruto's house)
'Team Seven' are walking down the sidewalk towards Naruto's flat, talking about random things. (Mostly Naruto and Kazuki.) Kakashi and Sasuke walked in silence as they watched them giggle and laugh and other funny noises. At one point Naruto started to whine because his stomach was hurting. "Stop laughing, it will make you feel better." Sasuke said sarcastically. Naruto shot a glare at Sasuke and pouted. "Shut it, teme!" he said and Kazuki gave him a questioning look. "Teme? Naruto, why do you call Sasuke that?" he asked and Naruto just growled.
"He.1.Ove.Dos. P-pill .Who.Trai.2.Hrt.mii (6)." he grimaced. Kazuki looked at Naruto with big eyes and shot a look at Sasuke. "O.I.C" he said and continued to walk, talking about nonsense, (Once again…) with Naruto.
Sasuke was confused. What language was Naruto speaking? It didn't sound English. (A/N: Pointing out the obvious.) He looked at his sensei only to find the same confusing look on his face. Kakashi looked down at Sasuke and sighed. "I wonder what all that meant…" he said and closed his eyes. Sasuke nodded and looked straight ahead, keeping an eyes on the two.
Finally, they were at Naruto's house, getting ready for tomorrow's mission. (A/N: They're sleeping over at Naruto's house b/c it's the closest house to the gates, from where they were.) Naruto opened the door and let everyone in. Sasuke was shocked. His house was big, and the hallways were huge. 'Who knew the dobe could afford all this?' he thought and stood by the couch. Naruto noticing this, chuckled at the raven's movements.
"Teme, you could sit on the couch." he said and Sasuke snorted. "I prefer not to." he said and smirked. "I like standing." Naruto raised an eyebrow, but said nothing, only got up and went to one of the rooms in the back. Turning back around to the group, he ushered Kazuki to follow.
Kakashi stopped reading his book and Sasuke looked at the activity from the corner from his eyes. Kazuki blushed a bit before nodding and following Naruto into the rooms. When the door closed, Sasuke looked up at his sensei. Kakashi saw this and glared. "Now, now, Sasuke, we are not going to spy on them." he said and Sasuke snorted. "Who said anything about spying? Lets eavesdrop." he said, earning a flinch from the older man.
"Haa…fine." he said. Sasuke smirked.
"Hn."
The two tip-toed slowly towards the closed door and leaned on it. Inching closer, they were able to hear the muffled noises better. The first voice they heard was Naruto's, unsurprisingly.
Note:
-Talking-: Naruto
-Talking: Kazuki
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"Kuso, why do we have to go on this mission, Kazuki?
"Hn. I dunno, but-"
"Stop right there."
"Nani?"
"Your sounding like teme right now."
"Naruto…"
"No! I don't want anything to do with that prick when he's over at my house. God, I don't even want him here!" he growled.
Sasuke felt a pang of hurt. He didn't want him here?
"Come on, Naruto, That's not being fair."
"But…okay, I'll try to be nice to the idiot."
"Good. Now tell me what's wrong with you."
"Wrong with me?"
"You've been spacing out a lot often these past few days and on top of that, you started to speak our little language in public. Now tell me."
"I wish I could but…"
"But?"
"You wouldn't understand."
"Try me. Tell me what's wrong."
"Everything."
"Everything?"
Naruto sighed sadly.
"See? I knew you didn't understand."
"Naruto…um…"
"What?"
"This...has something to do with going to the land of whirlpools…doesn't it?"
Suddenly, there was silence. Kakashi and Sasuke gave each other looks. Something must've happened there, making Naruto act like this.
"I don't want to go back there…"
"Negai desu?"
"iie, going back there, will bring back painful memories…"
"But…what does that have to do with the Uchiha?"
Sasuke growled inwardly. Uchiha? He's acting like they're enemies and they don't even know each other like that.
"Sasuke…I…"
Suddenly, there was silence. Then sobbing, Sasuke blinked. Naruto's…crying? Sasuke wanted to open the door, but stopped when he heard Naruto's voice again.
"Kazuki…Sasuke…he…"
"Naruto?"
"…tried…save…kill…me…"Naruto tried to say, but it was jumbled up.
"Oh…Naruto…why did you-"
"Because it was Sasuke…"
"I see…"
Kazuki chuckled.
"Naruto…just go to sleep."
"Ano…can you sleep with me?"
Sasuke blushed a bit and growled in anger. How dare he sleep with his Naruto?! Whoa…that came out wrong. Kakashi chuckled and softly fumed. "Now, now, it's not what you think." he said and Sasuke scowled.
"Hn. Like I care what the dobe does in his room." he said, but soon regretted it when he heard a noise from the other side.
"Ah…Kazuki…not to hard…"
"Ha…ha…god Naruto stay still. The sooner we do this, the sooner we can go to sleep."
"But why now?!"
"You need it for you stress, you've become too unstable for you own good. That stress can kill you."
"I'd bet on it."
"Exactly my point, Otome."
"Otome? Kazuki, I'm not a girl…OWWWW!!"
"shh…do you want the other's to hear? They'd be surprised that their little blonde-"
"Quiet, baka."
"Aww, your blushing."
"Shut it, yukurai (7)"
"Yukurai? Ouch, that hurt."
"Tch. Tough luck."
"Anyway…can I finish? And don't whimper this time…."
"(GROWL)"
"Or growl."
"Ano, Kazuki?"
"Hn.?"
"Do you think…do you think it's still the same? I mean, the house?"
"Hmmm….dunno…I mean, it's been years since we've been there. Maybe, but don't count on it."
"Okay…"
"Well…g'night, Kitsune-joubu."
"Night, Kazu-joubu."
Then there was silence. Pure silence. Sasuke sighed. This was definitely not going good for Sasuke. He got up and walked away, plopping on the couch. Kakashi walked behind Sasuke and chuckled lightly.
Not wanting to look at Kakashi in the face, Sasuke immediately laid on the couch and buried his face in the pillow. The smell of Naruto's hair was on it, and weirdly enough, he was liking it. He continued to sniff the pillow until he fell into a long awaited sleep.
ALineForTheAuthor'sNoticeThingy
(1) R.A.Y: Random Acts of Yaoi.
(2) Kazuki. Last name is currently unknown for now.
(3) "A.Yu.Go.N.2.C.Fu.G.?": Meaning: "Are you Going To See Fujii?".
(4) "Yu. Ask. If. Ai .Go. I. Sed. Ya."Meaning: You Asked If I'm Going And I Said Yeah."
(5) I had to say white...racist much?
(6) "He.1.Ove.Dos. P-pill .Who.Trai.2.Hrt.mii." Meaning: "He's One Of Those People Who Tried To Hurt Me."
(7) Yukurai: Means gay in japanese.
I Wuuv Yaoi
Lokii-Chan: Well...I hope you guys liked it! I Love me some Semi/Dark Naruto!
Naruto: ??
Lokii-Chan: L8r on, im makin him full Dark!! (Grins Evily)
Sasuke: Naruto...
Naruto: Nani? Why do I have to be dark!?
Lokii-Chan: Sad to say, you're smexiier that way.
Naurto: And how is that sad?
Lokii-Chan: (Turns in Sasuke's direction) He'll get all jealous...
Sasuke: Idiotic girl! I will not get jealous!
Lokii-Chan: (Glares hard) First off, don't call me that. Second, maybe I hould toy with you a bit in next chapter. (Chuckles darkly) I was to see you suffer...
Sasuke & Naruto: (Backs away)
Naruto: Lo-Chan? Sasuke didn't mean it...
Lokii-Chan: (walks away)
Sasuke:...Naruto...I'm scared...
Naruto:...
Itachi: Foolish little brother...
Sasuke & Naruto: OMG?!
