And Then There Was Light

Hello everyone! DF here :D

Thanks for clicking onto this fic, I made it specially for Myridia5632's birthday! You'll have to thank her for pulling out me of my writing slump...as I am currently putting off another fic...eh heh.

I do believe a disclaimer is in order: DearlyFictitious does not own the Percy Jackson series or anything Marvel related. This was written purely for entertainment and no money was made off this.

Warning, this is not been edited...

It was a beautiful day outside and the jolly sun's rays were bouncing off of the Avengers tower radiantly, Tony couldn't help but sigh in content after taking a large swig of his liquor. He leaned back on his -totes awesome!-recliner and closed his eyes, preparing to send his mind to dreamland until a small voice of caution whispered in his mind, 'It's a little too quiet, dontcha think?' Immediately, both of the billionaire's eyes flew right open and he whipped his head from side to side, inspecting the area, even going as far as to gesturing his nose wildly, trying to perceive any indication that his premonition of doom was justified.

Some onlookers might stop and think that the crazy man was paranoid, but in retrospect, he had every right to feel so.

See here's the thing. Due to a long series of events and outrageous circumstances beyond anyone's control, he was now landlord to two other tenants in his humble abode. Naturally, just like any other person, himself and his teammates were weary towards the newcomers but gave them a fair chance. After their initial trial period on the field, all teammates concluded that the newly instated Avengers fit in their ragtag team perfectly, almost seamlessly… however… Tony thought that their newest additions should've come with at least a warning label.

The newborn Avengers were two superpowered, godly, ADHD, dyslexic,...teenagers. And therefore a hassle to keep occupied when not on the field.

Right on cue, a large and fuming Asgardian burst through the doors, "Man of Iron!"

Resisting the urge to rub his temples, he swung his chair to face the speaker, "What is it Pointbreak?"

Thor stomped over and snatched Tony's liquor, downing it all in one go, "Those Griskas are trying to make a fool of me! I refuse to be disrespected in such a way."

Tony stared forlornly at the empty hand that used to have what probably would've spared his sanity, "The hell are you talking about?" Thor huffed indignantly and began his long overly detailed list of woes. After about three minutes of non-stop babble, Tony blinked slowly twice before holding out a hand to stop the wildly gesturing Asgardian, "Slow it down and narrow it to at least 5 sentences, try to breathe in between."

Thor pinned him down with hardened glare, "They are ignoring me, the Crown Prince of Asgard!"

Tony facepalmed and spoke between his fingers, "Thor, they're a pair of teens, their attention spans aren't exactly that long." A loud guffaw sounded and the two turned to the source of the voice.

"That's rich coming from you. Your attention span is next to nothing."

"Nobody asked for your opinion Birdbrain."

Clint walked up to them, "I dunno what you're going on about Thunderpants, I like them just fine."

"That's because you're immature."

"Oh hoh, says the pot calling the kettle black!"

"I'm too awesome to be at their level."

"Says who?:

"Says me."

"Oh yeah?"

"Bring it Bir-!

Thor had grabbed Tony by the crook of his arm and started dragging him through the door and into the halls with Clint at their heels, "Enough of your pointless banter, we have a more dire situation at hand!"

"Thor what did they do to you?" asked Clint

"Princess here got his panties in a twist because they're not giving him the time of day."

"Knowing their positions, they should!"

Tony's gaze travelled to his feet being dragged across the floor to Thor's face in confusion, "Clarify for the class if you would."

"Aha!" belted Thor, "You shall see for yourself!" Thor then proceeded to kick down the door of one of the new Avengers room and unceremoniously made his way in. "You there, I have brought your Lord of the Land as you so kindly suggested."

The residents of the room lazily glanced at their company.

The two male youths in question looked no older than 18, one had jet black hair and dazzling sea green eyes, while the other had blonde hair and striking electric blue eyes. Both of them were lounging on a bed. The blonde seemed to be doing paperwork of some kind, while the other was casually draped atop of him playing a black PSP while munching on a some chips half hanging out of his mouth.

"Well?" demanded Thor.

Percy purposely chewed his food slowly and said, "Dude, what's your damage?"

Thor turned his head towards Clint, "My damage?"

"He's asking you what your problem is."

"My problem! You know what you've done; the two of you are ignoring me."

Jason cleared his throat, "I'm pretty sure we already said good morning to you today."

"And I remember saying hi to you like two hours ago." added Percy.

Thor growled in frustration, "That's not what I mean Griskas. As you two are the sons of kings of this realm, you should therefore respond in kind to what I say."

Percy and Jason looked unimpressed before simultaneously waving their hands and saying, "Greetings Prince Thor of Asgard." before going back to what they were previously doing.

"Do you not see Man of Iron?!" Thor said while shaking Tony, "They are doing it again!"

After releasing himself from Thor, Tony sighed and ran a hand through his hair, "Look, I think you're going at this the wrong way." he gestured towards the demigods, "These guys are most likely new age royalty, and probably don't have a thousand years of etiquette drilled into them." Thinking to himself, Tony then cautiously glanced at the duo, "You guys aren't actually a thousand years old...right?"

Jason looked at Percy and he shrugged, "If we are a thousand, then we sure aged better than Thor here."

"And what is that supposed to mean Griska?" Thor challenged.

"Oh for the love of-! How many times do I have to tell you, I'm Roman, not Greek!"

"Don't lie to yourself man." Percy poked the back of Jason's head, "You know you wanna be a Greek."

"But I'm not."

"Yeah you are."

"I'm not Grrrrraaugh-!?

Percy had suddenly shoved a handful of chips in Jason's mouth, "Shh you wanna be Greek."

"Mmphrrrrgh!"

"Shh!" he shushed.

Jason groaned and exhaled through his nose in defeat. He swallowed his mouthful and looked at Thor, "Look Thor, it's not like I don't wanna spar. I just don't wanna spar with you; our respective pantheons might argue over who wins or loses."

Thor puffed out his chest in vigor, "It would only be a friendly spar I assure you! You have my word that there will be no consequences should I lose. I would make a valuable training partner."

Jason mulled over his words, "I don't know. Besides, I already have Percy here to keep me on my toes." To emphasize his point, he slapped Percy's backside in acknowledgement. "I'm gonna stick with him."

Thor's eyebrows furrowed, "So what you are saying is that because the Son of King Poseidon is here, you do not feel a that another sparring partner is necessary?" He glanced at the raven haired demigod, "You as well?"

"Nothing personal." Percy answered.

"I see." Thor replied stoically. There was a tense silence in the room that lasted for about a minute before, without warning Thor seized Percy around his torso and tore him away from Jason.

"Pointbreak what the fuck?!"

"Hey!" Percy tried to elbow out of Thor's bearhug, "Hands off!"

"Prepare yourself." Thor muttered in his ear before sending a violent current of electricity through the Sea Prince, making him shriek in pain.

Jason was in disbelief to what he just witnessed, but was snapped out of it quickly when he saw Percy's body go limp.

His vision went red.

He leaped off his bed and faced Thor in a predatory crouch, "You shouldn't have done that." He said darkly.

"I had no other way to coerce you into battle Jason Grace." Keeping Percy captive in his meaty arm, he took out Mjolnir and started to spin it, "Do I have your attention now?"

Jason stretched his arm out and his golden gladius leaped from the dresser and into his waiting hands, "Tu gravis error fecit*"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Clint bravely bounded in between them, "Let's just talk this out alright? No need to whip out the weapons." He threw his head to the side to peer at the hallway, "Ah ha ha, Nat! Nat?! I could use your skills of persuasion here!"

It was then coincidently that Steve, Natasha, and Bruce were returning to their respective rooms after a training session. The group turned their heads and could almost feel the rising tension; Steve took the initiative and approached them cautiously,

"What's going on here?" he did a double take when he saw Percy unconscious in Thor's arm, he put two and two together when he saw the hostile look in Jason's eyes, "Thor, what did you do?"

Thor's lip curled in a smirk, "I just gave young Jason here incentive." he cradled Percy closer to stress his point.

Bruce paled and began to take deep breaths.

Natasha looked at the Asgardian in the eye, "Thor, you do realize that you just taunted another ancient pantheon." She then glared at him, "Which could potentially cause intergalactic conflict."

Thor's grin only brazened, "I'll take my chances." and he crashed through the windows with Percy.

Steve ran towards the shattered window, "Thor!" he looked around and saw him going up onto the roof, "Damn!" he cursed and looked back at his team, "We need to go after him."

"Don't have to tell me twice." snarled Jason, he was making his way towards the window before being halted by a firm hand.

"Jason, let's stop and think for a moment-

Jason shook Steve's hand off roughly, "Don't have to. He hurt my bro, that's all I need to know." and with that he launched himself out the windows and to the roof.

Tony watched as his teammates were discussing how to handle their current predicament and sighed. He glanced back down at his hand and wondered if he should just go back and refill his glass. As he made his way towards the door he saw the abandoned PSP on the floor and thought about the aquatic Avenger and his tendency to slack off (much like himself actually), his fearlessness, and his genuine smile…. Tony groaned, quite audibly, and barked,

"Alright team let's do some damage control."

o0•0•0o

"Have at thee!" Jason rolled out of the way in time just as Thor's hammer nearly made contact with his ribcage, "Strike me you fiend!"

The Son of Jupiter grunted to a stop and glared at his opponent, his gladius, now a javelin, was clutched tightly in his hand, "Just you wait Asgardian…" he muttered. He looked around to see if there was any water nearby; if he could just splash some on Percy-

"Never take your eyes off the enemy!".

"Enemy?!" Jason exclaimed, "We're supposed to be teammates, you're the crazy guy who went rogue and attacked his comrade!" Lightning was cackling around his form by instinct, but he quickly snubbed it out, knowing that using electrokinesis was pointless against another wielder; especially since Percy was in the direct line of fire. He rushed at Thor, aiming his spear tip to his throat, but backed off immediately when Percy was placed in between them.

"Put him down!" the Roman demanded.

"And what? Have you revive him?" Thor scoffed, "I will give you no such opportunity."

Jason was about to retort back be he suddenly had an idea. Taking inspiration from Percy, he took a deep breath and hoped his plan would work, "Oh, I get it. You're afraid."

That made Thor pause, "Me afraid? What nonsense do you speak of?"

Jason summoned winds and flew above Thor, "You know you can't beat me, so you took Percy as collateral."

An ugly puce was making its way onto Thor's face, "You dare-

"Hey everybody I'm Thor and I can't win without a hostage!" Jason spin in the air with a hand delicately placed on his forehead, "Ah, woe is me, for I cannot do anything without a handicap~" The skies above were starting to darken and Jason mentally facepalmed, 'Why look for water when I can make it fall from the sky?'

"Silence you fool!" bellowed Thor. He dropped his cargo and rushed at the Roman. Jason winced as he saw Percy hit the ground, luckily though, Thor had released him before taking off into the air.

Jason eyes widened in surprise when he saw Thor charge Mjolnir with electricity, "Whoa!" he barely managed to dodge, "What are you doing?"

"You will witness my power and how much you have erred!" he doubled back almost instantly and let out a war cry.

Jason had no time to think and instinctively held his bare arms up, he clenched his eyes shut and braced for impact. When Mjolnir made contact with his forearms, he didn't hear a stomach churning crunch or feel the agonizing sting of shattered bone, instead, he felt an almost gentle nudge coming from the crackling hammer. He blinked his eyes open in surprise to see a look of stern concentration on Thor's face.

"...Thor?" the Asgardian pushed against his forearms again, prompting Jason's own electricity to surface and dance around his body, "What are you doing?"

A sudden bang had brought their attention towards the roof doors, laying in an impromptu dogpile was the rest of the Avengers.

After a few elbow shoves, Tony managed to wedge his head between Steve's thigh and and Clint's shoulder, "BAH! -We're here!" he looked around groggily, "Where's Ocean Spray?"

"He's over there." after rolling herself out of the chaos Natasha sprinted towards the unconscious demigod and started to check his vitals. "He's breathing okay."

The lightning wielders stared at one another and after a moment, both shared a look of understanding; they sprung apart and readied their stances.

"That's enough." commanded Steve, "Both of you are to stand down now."

"I must regretfully decline your offer."

"That wasn't an offer Thor!"

"Sorry Steve, it's the same for me." Jason breathed deeply and the lightning increased around his form. "I gotta admit, Thor got me curious now." he smirked at the Asgardian, "You feeling the same?"

"Aye."

Tony caught on and facepalmed in defeat, "Alright, alright. Just don't do anything permanent." he grabbed a protesting Steve by the elbow, "Come on, let the kids duke it out."

The sky darkened to a dark grey as the combatants faced off a final time.

"You really wanna do this? I'll give you one last chance to back down."

Thor let out a hearty laugh, "You speak as though you'd actually offer me one...which you won't."

"Damn right."

With that said, the two of them charged up to their maximum output. After a heartbeat of silence, they both fired their electric blasts.

o0•0•0o

"Ahhhhrrrrhaaaaaguh- have you no heart!?" wailed Thor.

"Only for those who're deserving...and you guys are idiots." declared Bruce.

"Now, now Bruce. I think these numbskulls have learned their lesson." chided Natasha as she applied alcohol to a squirming Jason's cheek.

"Aaaaah." whimpered said demigod, "Please stop."

Natasha tightened her grip on his wrist, "But then you won't get better." she replied sweetly, while adding more alcohol to a cotton pad, "We don't want that do we?"

Teary eyed, Jason shook his head meekly, "N-no…"

"Then stay still." she took a look at his back, "Oh dear, looks like I placed your bandage on crooked." she then mercilessly ripped said bandage from his tender back.

…...!

Jason Grace would forever deny ever making such an unmanly sound.

Steve shook his head in silent mirth and walked towards Tony and Clint; the former was crouched next to the other who was laying the ground.

"Man up soldier, it was your decision to let them go at each other."

"I know." Pouted the billionaire, "But they demolished the entire roof and my tower is down one story."

"Lighten up." said Clint while poking his ribs, "Playing dead is Percy's job."

Steve blinked comically, "...When are we going to wake him up?"

"Now's a good a time as ever." called Jason from the other side of the room. Getting up he hobbled to where the Sea Prince was, he peered down and observed his bro.

Percy's cheeks were dusted a light rosy pink and his mouth was slightly open, his hair was sticking up wildly, and his limbs were tucked into himself in a fetal position. Other than smelling a bit like burnt demigod, he was completely fine.

Jason smiled lightly, Percy had been going back and forth between the camps delegating new expansions and relations; he had been sleep deprived as of late and was glad he decided to let him catch up on some z's. He put his hand on his shoulder and tried rousing him.

"Hey, wake up."

"..."

"Percy, bro wake up."

"..."

"Percy!"

"...tell my dad I'll meet Bessie there Tuesday…"

"What the?" Jason stared at Percy and had to hold back a laugh at his drowsy nonsense, "Dude get up!" he was shaking him back and forth until an evil idea came to mind. Smiling wickedly he whispered, "Hey, I heard Triton raided your room and ate your stash of pickle flavored sardine chips."

The reaction was instantaneous.

Percy had bolted upright and shouted, "HE DID WHAT?!" he looked around wildly, "Wait till I get my hands on-!

He stopped mid rant when he Jason on the floor in tears. He blinked in confusion and cleared his throat, "Uh, what happened?" he groaned and placed his palm on his skull, "And why does

Steve approached the confused demigod and pat his back, "Let me do the talking here." After relaying the chain of events to him, Percy cast an ominous look in Thor's direction. The Asgardian gulped audibly.

"Ah, I believe the appropriate saying in this situation would be uh, let us put this behind us and bury the hatchet?"

Percy continued his deadpan stare.

"...let bygones be bygones?"

"Ah hah, yeah I don't think so." he stood up and cracked his knuckles in a threatening manner and smiled sinisterly, "You're gonna find out exactly what it means to have beef with the Son of the Sea God."

Thor eep'd! and took refuge behind Bruce.

Percy chuckled and made his way back to Jason, "So, how'd you win?"

Jason grinned, "Told him his fly was undone." he snorted, "You should've seen his face!"

"Now that was funny." added Tony, "I couldn't risk ever forgetting the scandalized look on Goldilocks face; I had JARVIS capture the whole thing."

"Sweet!"

"Now see here Man of Iron-!

A loud bang cut Thor's protests

"THE FUCK HAPPENED UP HERE?"

Everyone had paused rather comically to face the loud intrusion. Standing the in doorway of the main floor was Nick Fury, breathing heavily with rage.

"Do you have any idea what kind of panic you've caused!?"

There was complete silence in the room until Percy broke it,

"Thor did it."

"What!?"

The end! (I dunno, I might add to this later…)

*A Latin google translation meaning "You've made a grave error" - I do not speak latin, blame google if I got it wrong.

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And again, Happy Belated Birthday Myridia5632

Loveandhugs from me!~DF