Gotham city, 11:48
It was late at night in the bright city of Gotham. It was peaceful to be exact, people walking in the streets and cars roaming every block. Just driving and driving until they got to their location. No one would think anything bad would happen, why would they? Yes, maybe seeing villains everyday was a normal thing, but just having one abnormal peace was not so bad.
That's where people thought wrong. A van sped down an abandoned highway firing at the black car behind it. A blonde headed woman popped her out of the car and smiled at the car as she threw a grenade at it. But as always the batmobile dodged it's way out of the explosive.
The car got closer to the van but in a fast move the van drove to the edge of the lane and the blonde headed woman got off the van and headed toward the top of the roof carrying two duffle bags.
"Robin we need to stop Harley before she plans on doing anything, you try and break inside and I'll stop her." Batman said as the roof of the batmobile started raising up.
"Alright B." Robin responded. Once they got close enough to the side of van, both Batman and Robin jumped out of the Batmobile and top of the van where the blond head woman was standing.
"Well look who came to ruin the party, the big bad bat and his stupid friend boy blunder." She snickered.
"Harley, this is the end of the line for you." Batman exclaimed.
"Well we'll see about that." She smirked as she grabbed her hammer and started swinging at him.
While the two were doing their little dance, Robin sneaked away and slipped inside the van. The second he stepped inside the van, the armed goons had already aimed at him.
"Well looks like I am gonna fight today." he muttered to himself.
As Batman kept dodging Harley's swings, he managed to disarmed her from her hammer. "Harley this is the end for you and Joker!"
"That's what you think,"She said as she began kicking and hitting him. But Batman had enough and he started to fight back, but once he did Harley spoke again. "Ya wouldn't hit a pregnant lady would ya?"
With that Batman's eyes widen, distracted from the odd news, Harley kicked him in the face making him fall off the van but he had somehow gotten a grip of the roof of the huge car. "Harley you shouldn't do this! Do you really want to put that child in risk? Do you want it's life to be in so much danger? Do you really believe Joker would care to take care of that child's life?"
Harley just looked at him but ignored what he said."You know Bats, I should smash yours fingers right now but that wouldn't be fun if you won't be able to fight again so Imma leave you off the hook for now." She grabbed the duffle bags and stood up straight and smiled at him. "It's been fun playing with you but I have to leave now, but how about you keep quiet about the pregnancy thing?"
With that, Harley jumped off the van and started falling in mid air until she landed in a car. "Harls, what did I say about being late to the job?" The joker said with a grin as he started driving.
"Sorry puddin! It's just Bats started getting again and you know the whole story." She said and began looking forward. She thought over what Batman had told her. Would she really put her child at risk? Yeah maybe she hasn't told Mr. J about the child they're gonna have but once he knew he would protect them, won't he? He wouldn't let anything happen to their child would he?
As these thoughts kept going through her over and over again. She couldn't hear anything, couldn't hear the engine of the car, couldn't hear the voice of Mr. J. She just kept hearing those thoughts over and over again.
"Harley! Harley! Is someone in there?!" Joker began yelling as he snapped Harley back to reality.
"Wait what?"
"The blueprints Harls!"
"Oh that!"she grabbed one of the duffles bags. "There in here" she said.
"Good, for a good second there I thought I had lost you."
"Oh." it stood quiet for a moment but Harley spoke again. "Mr. J? Do you want any kids?"
With that, the Joker immediately stopped the car and glared at her. Harley begins to regret what she had just said.
"Why would I want a snobby kid? So they can feed off me and later on they can just betray me, no thanks."
"But wouldn't it be fun to have a kid? It would be a creation of us! A new generation!"
"Harley, no is no!"
With that Harley stood quiet and sat back in her seat. "You can't alway be so stuck on your dead wife and child" she mumbled.
But the moment those words came out her mouth. In a quick move, Joker had back slapped her. "Don't you ever, and I mean ever talk about them."
Harley felt a sharp pain in her cheek, as tears started forming in her eyes. She got up and jumped over the car doors and started walking from the car.
"Alright who needs you!" With that, the joker drove away leaving Harley walking to who knows where.
Downtown Gotham 1:02
Harley held her cheek as she kept walking. At last she reached her destination, it was an apartment building. She had walked inside the building, to the stairs and began walking up the stairs to the 4 floor. Once up there she walked to a door at the left corner and knocked on the door. No one answered and she kept knocking harder and harder.
"Who is it?!" a voice yelled as it slammed open the door.
"It's me Red…" Harley said as she kept looking at her.
Ivy sighed as she moved to the side. "Come in, I have some more comfortable clothes in the bedroom. Go wash up as well you smell like sweat and dirt."
With that, Harley did what she was told and came back to the living room. A cup of hot tea was waiting for her on the coffee table as she dropped herself on the couch.
"So what happened?"
"I asked him what he thought about having kids, and he started getting mad so we argued a bit and I told him to stop being so stuck up about his dead family and he slapped me." She muffled in a pillow.
"So you didn't tell him yet, that your pregnant?" Ivy said as she sipped on her cup of tea.
"I can't! He said he didn't want any! What if I told him and he shoots me in the stomach?!"
"He wouldn't do that, I think. But nevermind that, right now you need to sleep." She helped Harley get up and started walking with her to the bedroom.
"Red can I stay at your place until I'm ready to pop?"
"Sure Harley." She said as Harley leaned against her.
Few months passed
It's been 6 months since the Joker saw Harley. Yeah, maybe she spend some time at the plants house when they got into fight. But never this long!Yeah maybe he missed that Milky Warm body of hers but it wasn't supposed to make him this crazy!
Joker growled as he stood up from his desk. He started walking out of his office to his car. He jumped inside the vehicle and started the engine, The garage door opened and he started driving to the plant's place.
Thinking about all the things Harley could've done in this past month. Maybe she found a new boss or maybe a new guy? Harley wouldn't do that right? She wouldn't replace him for someone else right?! And that thought kept flashing through his mind as he drove faster.
As he arrived at Ivy's apartment building, he quickly got out of his car and let himself in through the mains door and started walking up the stairs to where it seemed Harley been crashing out all this time. He started pounding on the door until a familiar voice answered.
"Wait your horse!" said the female voice. "People just don't have the patience, don't they baby?"
Wait, baby?! Who the hell is baby?!
And the door opened, the voice spoke again. "Who the hell is ban-Mr. J?" Harley said as she saw the green haired male standing in front of the door.
"Harley if it isn't good to see you ag-" the green haired clown stopped as he saw the woman in front of him with an enormous stomach."What is that?"
She began panicking,"What is what? I don't see anything."
"You're stomach, what is that?" he walked closer to her as she walked backwards to get away from him. But he kept getting closer to her and once he was inside the apartment room he locked the door to keep out any nuisance.
"Oh this? I just ate too much food you see, so I got a little fat-."
"Harley, the truth now!"
She sighed. "I-I'm pregnant... There are you happy?! I have your baby in my stomach kicking me right now."
He stood there shocked while staring at her.
"What, ya not gonna say nothin'?" he kept staring at her for a few more seconds but at last he spoke again.
"Let me touch it."
She had on a confused face."Touch what?"
"Your belly Harley, let me touch your belly." He said again
In shock, she couldn't find any words to say but she nodded her head in response. He slowly slid his hand under her shirt and placed it on her round belly. She shivered a bit at the touch of his cold hands, it's not like she hated his hands, but it's been so long that he had touched her in any kind of way.
He kept his hand in place, trying to see if the baby was in any type of movement. In a sudden moment the fetus kicked against his hand. He smiled at the kick and began to get on his knees while resting his head on the stomach, just hearing the heartbeat of the two.
"What is it?" he muttered.
"It's a she, I'm having a baby girl."
"Have you thought about a name yet?"
"No, I had some ideas but none felt right for her."
"How about Luna?"
Harley smiled, "That's a perfect name for her, Luna for Lunatic."
He stood up and looked at her. "You know what I've never really thought about that. But nevermind that now, Come back with me Harls."
"I would lo-" she had stopped as her mind flashed the memory.
"Do you really want to put that child at risk…"
She stopped her tracks and stared right into the Joker's eyes. "I can't."
"Wait. Why not?!"
"I don't want Luna to be at risk for her entire life! I want her to be raised normally like everybody else."
"Normally? Harley we ain't normal and will never be normal. Who put that stupid stuff inside your brain? You know what, let's just forget about that and go back home alright?"
"No! Batman was right about you! You wouldn't care about this child even if it was Yours!"
Joker felt his face get warm. He started to feel the tightens in his neck. How could she tell B-man and not him? How dare she tell other people first instead of him?!
"Harley, you're very hormonal right now so let's just take deep breaths and try to calm down M'kay?" He tried saying in the calmest way possible.
"No! I'm perfectly normally right now and I don't need you to tell me what to do. So how about you leave me and my child alone?"
He had finally snap. "Harley I'm getting sick and tired of your bullshit right now so how about you stop talking and let's go home!" He grabbed her hand and began dragging her away from the apartment room.
"No le-" Her eyes widen as she screamed in pain.
Joker turned and looked at her. "Harls, what's wro-"
Immediately Ivy had run out of the living room and had caught Harley clutching her stomach while her face showed pain and the clown with a face of eeriness. He did something to the baby, that sick fuck hurt the baby.
"How dare you hit her! She's pregnant you clown!" Out of nowhere vines had come under him and began tying him up tightly. Ivy had faced Harley and crouch down to her. "Harls? What's wrong, is the baby fine?" She looked up and down her body and noticed a puddle of water dripping down Harley's legs.
"My water broke Red!" She said loudly.
Joker's eyes widen as he heard this. He began to thrash around. But the vines had gripped him more tightly and kept him in place.
"You stay here and I'll come back to talk but right now Harley needs help so, you'll have to wait." She began walking Harley to her bedroom and lied her down on the bed. She propped some pillows under Harley to keep her comfortable. She helped Harley out of her pants and underwear and began propping her legs up.
"Harley you have to listen to me. I know this is gonna hurt a lot but you have to push for me, ok?"
Harley nodded and she began pushing as hard as she can and then stopped.
"Harley you can't go too hard, you're going to harm the baby. Just push and breathe ok. Push and breathe."
Harley had followed her orders and after countless of pushing and breathing the baby finally popped out. Harley leaned back against the pillows breathing heavily. She smiled as she heard the cries from the small child and how the woman with the red hair started cleaning off the infant.
"Red give her to me, i want to see her." Harley said. Ivy gave her the baby and she held her close to her chest."Hiya there, I'm your momma" She whisper against the head of baby.
The cries of the baby stopped and she opened her eyes wide while looking back at her mother.
"Her eyes are the same as his Red." She said joyfully, but suddenly she stopped her tracks and looked at Ivy. "Let him go Red."
"But Harley, what if he comes an-"
"Who cares just let him go."
Ivy sighed "Don't say I told you so."
With that the vines had let go of the joker and fell on the floor. But in a quick second he landed on the floor he got on his feet and started to run where his newborn baby was. Once he got to the door, something in him light up as he saw his newborn baby in the arms of her mother as she was being feed.
"You can come see her, she's almost done feeding."
He had hesitated for a moment but he quickly got to Harley's side and saw his newborn baby. He felt something inside him change. He felt joy once again. And not the insane killing maniac joy. Instead he had felt the same joy before the death of this wife and kid.
Harley felt something strange as she heard a whimper? She turned to face Ivy but she was nowhere to be seen. And as she turned to face the killer clown. She was in shock of how the once to be smiling face became full of tears
