Welcome to Kupa Keep
"Hey Amy get your ass over here right now!" yelled The Grand Wizard. Amy rolled her eyes as she tucked her brown hair behind her ears. She was a skilled level 14 thief for the humans. She was a bit short for her age, had long dark brown hair that went past her waist and was often pulled up in a ponytail, and big brown eyes. She was a mix of a tomboy and a girly girl but she was slightly more of a tomboy. Her costume composed of a blue cape, sweater, black belt, black skirt that reached her knee and leggings, and other armor that a thief would have. She was a sweet girl but she wasn't afraid to throw the first punch if it was necessary, and she was NOT in the mood for one of Cartmans rants. Earlier Cartman had yelled at her during training, calling her ' A fugly weak bitch' Amy wasn't the most confident of girls but she never let Cartman's insults go to her head. She just fought her hardest. But...sometimes...it reminded her of some things she wished she could permenately erase from her mind.
Her mom...The anger...
"Uggghhh ok focus Amy, focus" she grumbled. When she met the other humans in front of Cartmans tent she sat next to her friends Kenny, Butters, Lily, and her new friend Douchebag. She was actually the first to actually connect with him. She always had trouble talking to people, for her it was the matter of trust. For her it was either she was kind to you but at the same time she had her barricade up. It was only with these four that she felt secure around. Especially Kenny, sure he was pervy, but at the same time he listen and in some ways understood her situation he was like her big brother. Butters, although very naive was the sweetest and taught her to keep a smile on her face despite her storms. Lily was kind of like a little sister, being a year younger and having a bit of Butter's nature. Then there was Douchebag, they only met a few weeks ago and even then, she could tell he was sincere.
Even though Douchebag never talked they would communicate through nods or shakes. Wizard Fatass stood up on a box eyeing his army of humans who looked really beat and tired after the last battle with the elves. They were really injured 'They must be real strong fighters,' Amy considered, but she didn't know, after a mistake at a raid a few weeks back, Cartman had her remain here, 'You'll fuck thing up for us,' he said. So she learned some healing aspects, but she was dying to get back out there. They were running really low of health supplies and other snacks which probably wouldn't have happen if Fatass stopped eating all the damn supplies!
"Hey Ken..." Amy whispered "What's happening?"
"I don't know" Kenny murmured back.
"Hey shut up faggot I'm talking here "Cartman yelled. Amy flipped him off but he wasn't paying attention.
"Fellow warriors! As we speak the elf kingdom is getting stronger and we will need assistance...Douchebag! You have a way when it comes to making friends I appoint you in recruiting...The Goth kids." Around this time people were very doubtful they really didn't think the Goth would support them as they were 'conformists' in their eyes. But it wasn't over yet. "And Amy you will assist him try not to fuck up this time!" he concluded.
"I'll try not to Fatass." Amy replied with a smirk gaining a few laughs and smiles from the other humans as she took the scroll they were intended to give to them.
"Hey don't call me fat you stupid bitch," He yelled.
"Whatever." she replied gathering up weapons she and Douchebag set out to recruit the Goth kids and hopefully...they'll agree to help.
"We aren't helping you conformist bastards." She stood corrected. They looked at them with a gloomy, blank stare as the smoked their cigarettes. Henrietta, who was writing something, probably poetry, looked at them with a distasteful look, especially Amy. "You conformist, I bet you just love it huh? Being Miss. Preppy! You are nothing but a sheep. There is nothing worth here in this dark world." Amy glared at her.
"Well...just shows you don't give two shits, you just judge me based on who I talk to eh?"
"Please I see you hanging round the other conformists, desperately trying to get in their circle…don't need more proof than that." Amy was dying to punch her, but Douchebag held her arm, having known this was coming. Amy rolled her eyes. Sure she wanted to belong, but at the same time Henrietta did had a point, even if you tried to fit in with the crowd, you would still get caught in a lot of drama with the two-faced skanks at her school. But at the same there were some people, like Kenny, Lily…people she knew would never leave her "And that is why we are not…"
"We'll join." Said Michael as he blew a puff of smoke in Amy's face. She wanted to snap for it but for whatever reason, they seemed to wanna help. "But we want you to do a few things for us..."
"Ok so they want us to prove that we are NOT conformists…and when they make us dance YOU'LL do it I can't dance at all." Well now it was time to go shopping. Amy remembered a store that held the perfect outfit. It's not really going to be my style, she thought but hey if it helps us with the mission I'm with it. Then they would head by Tweek Bros. Coffee house for a round of coffees for the jobs. Another job was also to find cigarettes. They tried to find a storeowner that didn't care but no such luck. Now how will they be able to...?
"Hey you!" suddenly two elves appeared before Amy and Douchebag. "Our king wishes to see you now you can come peacefully or you can make this hard. If you ask me it's pointless to fight so just come quietly and no one gets hurt." Amy looked at Douchebag with a smirk as if to say "No way...we can totally take them." She pulled out the Axe of Stopping. While, Douchebag pulled out his sword. The elves rolled their eyes bored and as they got into a battle position they uttered one last warning "Don't say we didn't warn you!"
