Valkyrie Shadowing

This is my first fan-fic for RWBY Relationship Week. In this chapter, I got given the headmaster of beacon, Professor Ozpin and sloth enthusiast Nora Valkyire. I had fun with this pairing despite never writing for either of them before. Anyway, author's notes done for now, enjoy the story.

"That is the final straw, young lady!" Glynda Goodwitch exclaimed to the ginger girl in pink, who was still smirking over the deed she had committed previously.

"But miss, you told us to achieve our goals... it just so happened that mine was to raid the school cafeteria for all its syrup." Nora argued her case to the increasingly angry teacher.

"Yes, I am aware of that but was it really necessary to send three of the kitchen staff to the infirmary, in order to achieve your goals?" Glynda quickly fired back.

After a long pause, Nora answered "...Yes?"

"Well then, you leave me no choice but to give you the ultimate sanction: the headmaster's assistant. You'll be put in Professor Ozpin's service, you will do what he says when he says it and only when believes you have learned your lesson will you be free, do you have any questions?" Glynda informed Nora.

"Just one." Nora replied, "Do I get to keep the syrup?"

The next day Nora reported to Ozpin, disheartened and syrup-less.

Ozpin began, "I presume you know why you were sent here, you failed to exercise restraint and broke several rules in order to achieve your desires. Under my service you will come to respect the rules and understand why, as huntsmen, it is your upmost important duty to uphold the rules of our society. For you see, without rules we open the way up to chaos and that will inevitably lead to the fall of society, the rise of crime and Grimm attacks and as you know... "

"Zzzzzzzzz!" Nora slept away in the corner of the room.

"Wake up! I'm reminding you of the base principles of being huntsmen." Ozpin reminded her.

"Sorry" Nora laughed, "I zoned out when you get to the 'restraint' part."

"This is going to be a very long day" Ozpin thought to himself.

Her first mission, make some coffee for Ozpin, so he would have the strength and energy to endure the day. "I know, I'll make the best coffee that I can, then he'll be so impressed and maybe he'll give me a reward: money, syrup or her every own sloth?" Nora excitedly went away to make what she called 'Mega Coffee'.

After finally finishing with some official beacon paperwork, Ozpin slumped back in his chair and poured his first mug of 'coffee' for the day.

"Wicked Witch of the West! What was in that coffee, Nora?" A confused Ozpin inquired.

"Wasn't it just awesome, way better than regular coffee, it's my own recipe. You start with a regular cup of coffee and then add: cream, honey, syrup, my secret ingredient and 7 table-spoons of sugar." A proud Nora spoke cheerfully.

Horrified Ozpin asked "You mean tea-spoons, right?" Hoping to correct Nora

"Nope, I meant table-spoons." Nora confirmed.

"You think this is acceptable to give to others?" A bemused Ozpin asked.

"Well my friend Ruby Rose can't get enough of the stuff, and after I attacked Jaune for refusing to drink it, everybody else can't get enough of it either. Cool huh?"

Turning to his notebook, Ozpin wrote 'Reminder: Must send teams RWBY & JNPR to get health checks.'

Time for her next assignment: Deliver a message to the school, via the speakers, on why she had been punished. Another simple task. Meanwhile, Ozpin was attending a meeting with General Ironwood. Ozpin's final words to her before leaving was "Start by saying that you will be sincere and honest."

Whilst Ozpin's meeting was under way, Nora started her task, she turned on the microphone. "Fellow students" Nora announced, "It is I, Queen Nora, bow before me. I will completely honest with the things I'm about to say. Ozpin has allowed me to make a few changes. First, when you see me around school, you should kneel and embrace me as you queen; I'm looking at you Ren. Second, all sweets and money will be given to me immediately; I'm looking at you Schnee. Finally, no bullying, breaking this rule is punishable by having their legs broken; I'm looking at you Winchester. Nora out!"

Ozpin wouldn't be back for another 20 minutes so Nora started searching through his desk and found something he call 'Teacher Notes'. Happily Nora started reading his notes aloud to entertain herself. "Oobleck: He's stealing my coffee and I know it... curse his speed... I'm watching you." Nora gleefully recited. "Port: I'm a patient man but even I get bored by his ramblings... I heard him talking to something he called 'Edgar'... I hate his stupid moustache. Goodwitch: A real sweetheart, if you can get past the rough exterior... Pretty sure she has a thing for me... I wonder if she uses that Riding Crop in the bedroom. HAHAHAHAHA!" Nora was literally rolling on the floor, sides splitting over the 'notes' she had found.

Suddenly, Ozpin burst through the door, his face was scarlet red. He immediately ran straight for the 'off' switch on the microphone. "You had that thing switched on the entire time you was reading that, the whole school heard everything you just said. I am mortified." Ozpin uncharacteristically bellowed at the seventeen year old.

"Whoopsie." Is all that Nora said in response.

Four broken windows, six fires and one sloth attack later, Ozpin was at his breaking point. He had resorted to hiding under his desk for fear of Nora doing something else that could potentially destroy his office and him along with it. Just then, Glynda Goodwitch entered his office having just finished teaching a class. "Thank the heavens your here" A relieved Ozpin cried out, "this student is completely uncontrollable and I think that..." SMACK!

"That's for your remarks of me in your 'notes'" Glynda shouted as she slapped the exhausted Professor "but I do agree that this predicament is unfavourable for us."

"There's no hope for us, how is it she hasn't already destroyed the school with her shenanigans." Wondered Ozpin

"hmmm,I wonder, should we give her medication, money, a sloth?" Said the puzzled huntress, "Wait! I've got a solution" Glynda proclaimed.

A few minutes later, a knock was heard on Ozpin's door. A curious Nora went to investigate. "Ren!" Nora happily shouted as he made his way through the door.

" I hope she hasn't been much trouble, I know she can be a bit of a handful." Ren, in his calm demeanour, asked Professor Ozpin.

"If you can get her under control, I'll build you a statue in your honour. After all if you can handle Nora, you must have incredible resolve," Ozpin bargained to Lie Ren.

"Nora, if you calm down and apologise to the nice professor, I've got a surprise for you when we get back to our dorm." Ren informed Nora. Instantaneously , Nora calmed down and apologised for the trouble she had caused. As a result, Ozpin accepted and released her from his service before congratulating Ren on his amazing abilities. And with that, Ozpin was finally free from Nora and gave a sigh of relief.

Through the hallways, Ren gave a sleepy Nora a piggy-back all the way to their dorm as the sun set to mark the end of the day.