Why it Seems Like Chris Loves Sonic
Christopher Thorndyke walked down the street. Thinking about the same thing he always did. At least since he was twelve. Sonic the hedgehog was his true love. He fell in love with the teenage hedgehog ever since he found out that Sonic was a girl! When it was time for Sonic to go back too her world he couldn't say good bye.
He loved Sonic too much. However he realized that he couldn't keep Sonic from her friends. Even if she said she would still be happy if she stayed. After Sonic left Chris tried to move on, but all he could think about was Sonic! Chris thought that if he found some one else he would forget about Sonic. After three years Chris started dating Helen.
Three more years later he found a way to get to Sonic's world. After becomeing a twelve year old kid, meeting a half alien half plant girl named Cosmo, and defeating the Metarex he was able to return to his own world in one piece, and the right age too! He broke up with Helen two months after he got back. Which brings us back too where we started.
"Helen seemed pretty sad when I left." Chris said to himself. "I hope she's okay. She's like a sister to me. I guess she thought that I really did love her, but my heart belongs to Sonic." When he got home he made some hot chocolate, and sat on the couch. He'll never know that sonic isn't really a girl. A lot of bad things happen when you do drugs.
THE END
this is purely fan made, and is ment as a joke. I do not own Sonic, Chris, or Helen.
