Disclaimer:  I don't own X-Men Evolution or many of the things said by the characters within. There's really no point to these things. They were just running through my head one day…I have a weird head…and I'd thought I'd share them.

Pietro: What makes you think she'll even want to join us? She's completely out of

            control, and in case you haven't noticed I'm not exactly her favorite person in the

            world.

Mystique: She'll join us. I can offer her the one thing she wants more than anything.

            Revenge. (turns and walks away)

(Pietro and the rest of the Brotherhood Boys stare at each other silenly for a moment from behind the couch)

Todd: So…wait a minute, yo. Run this by me again. You have an evil twin?

Pietro: Shut up, Toad!

*

Tabitha: I'm out of here. There's WAY too many women in the house for this girl.

(stalks out) Room's all yours…! (room blows up) …Mystique!

(Inside everyone windces as room explodes. Sound of jeep revving up and driving away is heard. Uncomfortable silence reigns. Mystique looks decidedly pissed off. All of a sudden, Lance starts)

Lance: Wait a minute. My car!

Fred: I don't think she's coming back with it this time.

*

Trask: You people are a threat! You dilute the gene pool and disrupt the natural balance

of power! Well? What do you have to say to that?!

Logan: (looks up at him from where he's tied up on the floor) You know, from down here

I can see straight up your nose.

*

Random Person: Man, I'm having a bad day. My girlfriend dumped me, my landlord's

kicking me out, and this weird guy named Ned the Sandwich Maker keeps calling

me over…and over…and over again.

Todd: You think that's bad. At least you don't have an evil twin like some people here.

(nods at Pietro with a grin)

Random Person: You have an evil twin?

Pietro: (sighs) Fraternal, not identical. And it's a she. And she's not EVIL! She's just…

Todd: Insane?

Pietro: No!

Todd: Deranged? Nuts? One grape short of a fruitbowl? The missing marble?

Pietro: …a little disturbed. (defensively) She was getting counseling.

Todd: (snorts) Yeah. At an institute for the dangerously insane.

Pietro: Okay, you know what, Tolensky? You're not allowed to talk anymore.

*

Kitty: I'm stuck!

Kurt: I've got you. (goes over to Kitty and teleports them. They end up upside down,

outside, in mid-air. Fall into tree)

Kurt: What the… How did we end up out here?

Kitty: Okay, Kurt, you know what? Next time just leave me in the floor, 'Kay?

*

Todd: (starts singing They Might Be Giants' My Evil Twin)

Pietro: I swear to God, Toad, if you don't shut up about Wanda I will throw this pizza

box at your head!

Todd: Okay. Okay. No need to get so uptight about it. (mutters) And to think. He's the

good twin.

Pietro: THAT'S IT! (leaps for him)

Ah hah hah eh heh…heh…erm. So. What did you think?