Hey Everyone! So I did a challenge on Tumblr to write a drabble to the first song that came up on my phone after I pressed shuffle. And so I had to write drabble about Stan and Craig to 'What makes you beautiful' by One Direction. Its the one song that I actually liked from the band so I didn't mind writing about it. Plus writing about Stan cross dressing was fun. This is more of a friendfic though so don't keep your hopes up.

Reviews are welcome, and I might write more of these if I get enough

Here we go!


Disclaimer

I don't own south park nor do I own this song this song


You're insecure,
Don't know what for,
You're turning heads when you walk through the door

Stan wanted to disappear. Just be swallowed by a black hole and never appear on the face of the damned earth again. But he lost a bet, and in spite of his pride, he was a man of his word. And so now the 18 year old was walking through the mall with Craig, dressed in Shelly's Sunday dress with matching accessories, topped off with a black shoulder length wig.

"I hate you so much right now dude, you have no idea" Stan muttered quietly as an amused Craig snorted.

"Shut up and look pretty or we do this again at school tomorrow" If it were anyone else he probably wouldn't believe them. But Craig was too blunt too be joking.

So Stan took that as a clue to shut the hell up and keep walking, pushing the sunglasses up on the bridge of his nose. But it didn't stop the questionable looks make him lose his focus.

Don't need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough

Stan wished he had paid more attention to where he was going, because now he was free falling to the ground face first. At first he was glad that Craig had managed to catch his arm. But now he wished he had because his shades and wig were completely discarded and they had caught everyone's attention. So Stan froze in place, refusing to move. Refusing to breathe. Time had stopped and his dignity was lost.

He found two options in this situation. Either

A) Make a run for it or,

B) Pick up the wig and shades, put them on, and pretend nothing happened

Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you

Before he could do anything though he heard Craig whisper lowly, making the decision for him.

Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're beautiful

"Stan, you shouldn't care what they think. We should just keep walking" Craigs voice was hardly audible, but Stan heard it clearly. Stan's voice, on the other hand, was loud and clear. "DUDE! I'm dressed as a CHIC! Of course I care about what they think I'M IN A FUCKING DRESS"

"Dude. You look fin-"

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP! YOUR NOT THE ONE IN THE DRESS NOW ARE YOU?"

"Look. Stan. You always look great. Wearing a dress doesn't make you any less of a person, in fact it makes you a very cool guy. You lost the bet and you stuck to your word. It's pretty admirable"

Stan took about ten seconds to process the compliment. The first two were filled with anger that deafened him. The 3rd, 4th and 5th were decrypting the message. And the last five were ones of frozen confusion.

"Craig I swear to god I'm going to kill you in your sleep" Stan muttered, the pit of his stomach beginning to roll. Oh no. Craig was not going to make him throw up. Whether he liked it or not there was no way in hell he was going to spill his guts for that.

So Stan swallowed, stood up and brushed off the dress hastily. Picking up the sun glasses and wig, he slipped them both in the black handbag. Craig simply regained his bland expression, watching Stan silently as he regained his composure. Stan briefly looked around at the onlookers and as if in sync, both males gave them the rude finger as they walked off.

If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Oh, oh,
That's what makes you beautiful