There were days when the Iron Klaus of NATO wondered how the hell could that bloody thief love him. It was not like he was the most romantic man in the world and was hardly nice towards the damned fop. Still, the idiot had pestered him for years about love and flaunted his perversions right in front of Klaus.

Usually when Klaus got home after a day of thinking about Eroica and his declarations of love, he was on a bad mood. This day was of course no exception. So when Klaus saw the slip of paper on his supper tray, he gave it one of his characteristic nasty looks. Slowly opening the letter he let his eyes scan through the lines

My dear Major,

I am more than aware that you constantly question my feelings concerning you.

So today when I was having pineapples for dessert (James is out of town at the moment)

I realized that you, my love, are quite similar to that marvelous fruit.

The outside of a pineapple looks very hard and hardly attractive to most,

But the inside is nothing alike.

It's getting to know what's behind the intimidating surface that's worth all the trouble.

And that is why I love you,

My darling Pineapple.

From Eroica with Love 3

After reading the note Klaus didn't waste time grumbling the paper into a small ball. But if someone were to see him at the time, most likely they would have been curious to know as to why was there a ghost of a smile on Iron Klaus' lips.