For legal purposes I do not own Neon Genesis Evangelion nor any of the characters in said anime. I also don't own Whose Line is it anyway. What I'm trying to say is that I need money. Please give me money.

Kyo: Stop embarrassing yourself.

Me: And welcome to Whose Line is it anyway on tonight's show (shows Misato) I'm not drunk yet Misato Katsuragi. (Shows Rei) I'm not a doll Rei Ayanami. (Shows Asuka) Shut up Baka Asuka Langley Soryu. (Shows Shinji) I mustn't run away from Shinji Ikari. And I'm Anthony Frank lets start the game.

Anthony: Welcome to Whose Line is it anyway Eva edition. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are like the fourth wall in my stories they just don't matter. For you who haven't seen the show before these four will be performing skits based of things I have written on these cards and suggestions from your reviews.

Asuka: Why do you have to be in every fic you write?

Anthony: To stroke my ego. Now the first game is called hats in this game all four contestants will be given a box of hats and do a dating service video lets begin.

Shinji: (wearing a leprechaun hat) Want to get your hands on my lucky charms. (buzz) There magically delicious. (buzz)

Misato: (wearing a racing helmet) You want to find out why they call me speed racer. (Buzz)

Asuka: (wearing a flower necklace) You want to get laid? (Buzz)

Rei: (wearing a Viking helmet) I'm a little horny. (Buzz)

Shinji: (wearing a Indian head dress) We could go to the Y M C A (Does the dance to the YMCA song) (buzz)

Rei: (wearing bull horns) Can you stay on for eight seconds? (buzz)

Asuka: (wearing a fast food hat) Want a happy meal? (buzz)

Misato: (wearing a miner helmet) I want to go out but I'm a miner (buzz)

Asuka: (holding a pizza box) If its not there in thrirty minutes I'm free. (buzz)

Misato: (wearing a mounty uniform) Want to mount a mounty? (Buzz)

Shinji: (wearing sunglasses) … (does a Gendo pose) (buzz)

Rei: (wearing a beer hat) Hi I'm Misato and I'm easy. (Buzz)

All right good job I'll give you all a thousand points

Misato: Rei that was actually quiet accurate.

All right for the next game I need the readers to give me random lines. When you review type in a random line and I'll use in the next skit.