Balladeer-Today is a special day for Uncle Jesse you see after with long rides with that white pickup for many years he gets a new pickup truck
Bo-Hey Uncle Jesse
Jesse-Yeah Bo
Bo-When were you supposed to pick up your new pickup truck
Jesse-I am going to pick It up sometime today then have Cooter put in the CB,you guys are going to drive me to the Capitol City Chevy dealership sometime today
Luke-It seems you are getting a better truck then the one you used to have all these years
Jesse-Yeah,but this new truck will have a CD player,so I can play Coy's new CD which I got for my birthday
Bo-Which Chevy pickup did you get the S-10 or the Silverado
Jesse-I got the Silverado pickup truck,I picked out a Dark Red with leather seats which I really liked
Daisy(as she walks in the kitchen)-I'm off to the new Target in Capitol City
Jesse-All right Daisy
Luke-Wait a minute is the new Target across from the Chevy Dealership
Jesse-Yeah,I remember that they were just putting the Grand Opening Banner out when I was there to order the new truck
Daisy-Come on,I'll take you over there
Jesse-That would be great Daisy,it will give me a chance to ride in your new Jeep,let me go get the paperwaork that I have to give to the dealer
Daisy-All right Uncle Jesse
Bo-What do you have to get in Target anyway Daisy
Daisy-I am going out to get a couple pairs of jeans for when I return to work at the Boars Nest,do you guys need anything at Target
Bo-I could use some shaving cream
Luke-Razor blades for me
Daisy-OK,one more thing.I like you guys to go over to the Boars Nest for me
Luke-Boy,I have not been to the Boars Nest since it has been renovated
Bo-What do we have to do once we get to the Boars Nest
Daisy-I am waiting for two deliveries
Bo-What are you having delivered to the Boars Nest
Daisy-Well,the CD Jukebox and the Plasma TV were being delivered today
Luke-Any chance if Boss installed that wireless Internet thing
Daisy-That was already done last week
Luke-What time were the men going to be there to drop off that CD Jukebox and the Plasma TV
Daisy-The guy for the CD Jukebox was coming around noon and the guy for the Plasma TV was coming around 12:30,here are the receipts
Luke-What about Mitch new bartender that Boss hired,should he be there waiting for the men
Daisy-He told me that he will be a little late,he said he would try to be at the Boars Nest around 1:00
Bo-Great,how are we going to get in to the Boars Nest without getting caught by Rosco or Enos,since Boss installed that new Burglar Alarm
Daisy(as she takes a key off her key ring and takes a piece of paper out of her purse)-Here is the key to the new door,and on this piece of paper is the code for the alarm,make sure you shut it off the minute you walk in the door
Jesse-You all set to go Daisy
Daisy-I sure am Uncle Jesse
Jesse-See you guys later
Bo-All right Uncle Jesse
Daisy-Oh one more thing
Bo-What is it
Daisy-Nancy Lou,Cooter's daugter was hired as one of the extra waitresses,she was coming around 12:15 to pick up a key,make sure you get a key made over at Rhuebottom's
Bo-We will try and remember
Daisy-I will try to meet you guys at the Boars Nest around 1:30,make sure you guys bring some cold sodas with you,because the bar area has to be set,you can still use the restrooms if you need it
Bo-Okay Daisy
Luke-All right(looks at the clock as Daisy and Jesse leave)its 10:30 Bo,lets get these breakfast dishes washed then we can head out to the Boars Nest
Bo-You got it
Balladeer-Meanwhile at the Hazzard County Sheriff's office Rosco and Enos were doing some paperwork at the office
Enos-Sheriff,I am going over to Krispy Kreme to get some dounuts and coffee do you want me pick you up a cup of coffee
Rosco-No thanks Enos,I'm fine,you go on ahead
Enos-Fine with me
Boss Hogg(a he enters the office)-Enos,before you go out,I have a surprise for you and Rosco
Rosco-Yes Boss,what is it
Boss Hogg(as he gives Enos and Rosco envelopes)-Open these up
Enos-What is in these envelops Sheriff
Rosco(as he opens the envelope)-Its just a key with a peanut remote control
Enos-Boss Hogg we do not have to drive our patrol cars anymore
Boss Hogg-These are the keys to your new patrol cars
Enos-Possum on a Gumbush,we have new patrol cars
Boss Hogg-Yes they are even better than your old patrol cars
Rosco-Where are these new patrol cars Boss
Enos-I would like to see these new patrol cars Mr. Hogg
Boss Hogg-Come on,I will take you outside and show them to you
Enos-Cool
Rosco-Come On Flash(Flash Barks)
Balladeer-So Boss Hogg takes Rosco and Enos outside and shows them their new Chrysler Concorde patrol cars
Rosco-Amazing huh Flash(Flash Barks)
Enos-Wow these new patrol cars look great Mr. Hogg,they are bigger than our old patrol cars just like you said
Boss Hogg-Thank you Enos,your patrol car is the gray interior and Rosco your patrol car is the tan interior,so you will not be confused,each of your patrol cars now has a CD player
Enos-That's great Mr. Hogg I can finaly listen to my Tim McGraw CD while I am waiting at one of the speedtraps
Rosco-I can listen to my Garth Brooks CD
Boss Hogg-Why don't you and Rosco take your new patrol cars for a ride around town,and stay away from the Duke Boys
Rosco-Yes Sir
Enos-What are we waiting for sheriff,lets test out our new patrol cars
Rosco-Lets do that
Balladeer-Cooter walks over to Rosco and Enos
Cooter-Hey these new patrol cars look great
Enos-Thanks Cooter,Sheriff Coltrane and I were just about to test them out
Cooter-Have fun boys
Enos-We Will Cooter
Balladeer-While Rosco and Enos were testing out their new patrol cars Bo & Luke just arrived at the Boars Nest
Bo(as they get out of the General Lee)-I will get the cooler out of the trunk while you open the door and turn off the alarm
Luke-You got it Bo
Balladeer-So Luke opens the door then turns off the burglar alarm when Bo walks in
Bo-Wow,they sure did a good job working in here
Luke-This is amazing,Boss did hire somebody very well to do the renovation(looks at his pocket watch)we have about a half hour to kill before the first delivery comes,lets start by setting up the chairs
Bo-All right Luke
Balladeer-While Luke and Bo were setting up the chairs Cooter's daughter Nancy Lou walks in with a little boy
Nancy Lou-Hey Bo, hey Luke,I saw the General Lee parked outside I figured you be here
Bo(gives Nancy Lou a kiss)-Hey Nancy Lou how are you doing
Nancy Lou-I am doing just fine,how are you Luke
Luke(as he gives Nancy Lou a kiss)-I am fine Nancy Lou,who is this little fella
Nancy Lou-This is my 7-year-old son Matthew
Bo-(shakes Matthew's hand)-Pleasure to meet you Matthew
Matthew-Thank you
Nancy Lou-I did not expect to see you here,I was hoping Daisy would be here
Bo-Daisy went over to Capitol City to drop off Uncle Jesse to get his new pickup truck and then she was going over to the Target store that just opened in Capitol City,she should be here by 1:30,we were just waiting for the deliverymen to deliver the CD Jukebox and the Plasma TV set
Luke-Did you find a place to live yet
Nancy Lou-We are living in one of the new development areas in Capitol City,we like it very much,Matthew likes the school in the area,he has made a lot of good friends
Bo-Daisy told us you are working here,are you excited
Nancy Lou-I sure am,Daisy said that she was going to have a key made for me,that is why I'm here
Bo-Oh shoot,I completely forgot about getting that key made
Luke(as he gives Bo the key)-Look Bo,why don't you go over to Rhuebottom's general store get a key made for Nancy Lou while Nancy Lou and I will wait here for the deliveries
Bo-I'll do that
Nancy Lou-Why don't you take Matthew with you,I bet you can use some company
Bo-I be glad too,are you ready Matthew
Matthew-I sure am Bo
Bo-We should be back in an hour
Nancy Lou-Make sure he gets something to eat,he did not have any breakfast this morning
Bo-All right see you later
Matthew(as he and Bo go outside)-We are taking the General Lee
Bo-We sure are,I have to help you in
Matthew(as Bo lifts him up)-Why do you have to help me in
Bo(as he puts Matthew through the window of the General Lee)-The doors are welded shut,the only way to get in the General Lee is through the window
Matthew-This is a cool car Bo
Bo(as he climbs through the driver side window)-Thanks Matthew,got your seatbelt on
Matthew-Yes
Bo(as he starts the motor)-All right then
Matthew(as they pull out of the Boars Nest)-Hey nice CB radio Bo
Bo-Thanks Matthew,since I have to get that key made would you like to go see your grandfather for a few minutes,I'll get a pizza for lunch
Matthew-That would be great
Bo(as he grabs the CB mike)-I will give him a call and let him know were coming
Matthew-Great
Bo-Lost Sheep to Crazy Cooter,got your ears on
Cooter-Crazy Cooter coming at you
Bo-I am coming to town to get a key made over at Rhuebottom's and was wondering if I can bring Matthew over to come see you for a little bit
Cooter-Matthew is with you,can't wait to see him
Bo-All right Cooter,we should be there in 10 minutes,I will pick up a pizza for lunch
Cooter-All right Lost Sheep,I'm gone
Balladeer-Meanwhile back at the Boars Nest Nancy Lou and Luke were fixing up the tables when a man came in
Luke-Can I help you
Rothman-My Name is Carl Rothman,I am with Capitol City vending,I am here to deliver a CD jukebox
Luke-Oh yes,bring it in,I will give you a hand
Rothman-Thanks
Nancy Lou-Is there anything I can do
Luke-Not really,you can clean off the tables
Nancy Lou-All right
Balladeer-As the deliveryman sets up the CD Jukebox at the Boars Nest,Bo & Matthew arrive at Rhuebottoms General Store
Bo(as he helps Matthew out of the General Lee)-All right Matthew,what did you think of the ride
Matthew(as they go in Rhuebottoms General Store)-That ride was so cool
Bo-Hey Mr. Rhuebottom
Rhuebottom-Hey Bo,how are you,who is your little friend
Bo-This is Matthew,I think Cooter told you about him
Rhuebottom-Pleasure to meet you Matthew
Matthew-Pleasure to meet you Mr. Rhuebottom
Rhuebottom-So Bo,what brings you in to my store today
Bo(as he takes a key out of his pocket)-I would like to have a copy of this key,it is a key to the Boars Nest
Rhuebottom-I be glad to do that for you,I am having a special sale on keys today,I will make you 3 of these keys
Bo-That is fine with me Mr. Rhuebottom
Rhuebottom-Did you happen to see Rosco & Enos today
Bo-I don't think so Mr. Rhuebottom,why do you ask
Rhuebottom-I noticed this morning Boss gave Rosco & Enos new patrol cars
Bo-Did you get a chance to look at the new patrol cars
Rhuebottom-I sure did.they were a little bigger than the old patrol cars,is the Boars Nest all set for the Grand Reopening
Bo-Everything is just about done.in fact Luke is over there right now with Matthew's mother
Rhuebottom-Oh,Nancy Lou,how is she doing
Bo-She is doing great,do you know if the pizza shop would be open
Rhuebottom-I think it is open,here are copies of the key that you wanted
Bo-Thanks Mr. Rhuebottom how much do I owe you for the keys
Rhuebottom-Like I said 3 keys for a dollar
Bo(as he takes a 5 dollar bill out of his wallet)-Can you break a 5 dollar bill,its all I got left
Rhuebottom-No problem Bo
Matthew-Do you have enough money for pizza
Bo-I may have to stop at the bank and gets some cash
Rhuebottom-Here is your change Bo,if you need cash,there is an ATM machine by the door
Bo-Thanks a lot Mr. Rhuebottom
Balladeer-Meanwhile back at the Boars Nest Luke and Nancy Lou were now waiting for the plasma TV as they have a glass of soda
Luke-So how did you hear about the job opening
Nancy Lou-Well,I quit my last job right after Matthew was born.A couple of weeks ago I came across an ad in the Capitol City paper saying that the Boars Nest was hiring people,so that how I got the job
Luke-What does your husband do
Nancy Lou-He does deliveries for Best Buy(she checks her watch)what time did you say that the plasma TV was coming
Luke-Daisy said that Plasma TV was coming around 12:30
Nancy Lou-I going to use the ladies room
Luke-All right
Balladeer-While Nancy Lou goes into the ladies room,another man enter the Boars Nest
Luke-Don't Tell me,I bet you are here to deliver the Plasma TV
Ron-Yes I am,would you mind giving me a hand
Luke-Sure
Ron-I saw a blue minivan outside which is exactly what my wife drives
Luke-By any chance is your wife's name Nancy Lou
Ron-Yeah,is she here
Luke-She is in the ladies room,she should be right out,my name is Luke Duke
Ron(as he shakes Luke's hand)-Oh yes,Nancy Lou told me about you
Nancy Lou(as she comes out of the ladies room)-Hey Ron,are you here to do deliver the plasma TV set
Ron-Yes I am honey,I still have it in the truck,Luke was going to give me a hand to bring it in
Nancy Lou-That would be great
Balladeer-While Nancy Lou's husband brings in the Plasma TV set,over at Cooter's garage Bo and Matthew were having pizza with Cooter
Cooter-So Matthew,how is school
Matthew-Just Fine Grandpa
