Here on board the Enterprise

Captain Kirk is quite wise

Except for when a pretty woman walks by!

Spock is led by logic through and through

For he is a Vulcan, yet a human too.

But even Kirk has seen him cry!

Sulu likes to fence and play.

While Chekov can barely speak each day.

Together, those boys let the Enterprise fly!

Uhura talks for a living

And you can always find her singing.

Together with Spock at her side, their beautiful music fills the sky!

Good Doctor McCoy takes care of the crew

And he loves arguing with Spock too.

But Spock always has a blazing comeback, my oh my!

Nurse Chapel pines after the Vulcan on board

Just like so many of his fans, oh Lord...

But all she can do is sit and sigh!

Finally we reach Engineer Scotty.

Who loves his whiskey, very naughty

But most of all, he loves the Enterprise, and that's no lie!

Now grab a Tribble

And don't get into trouble

While I bid farewell to our Enterprise. Bye!