Author's note: This piece of creative fiction should not be taken seriously in any context whatsoever. Expect complete nonsense, the outright removal of the fourth wall, and more author intrusion than that time that jerk broke into your house and stole all your soap.
But I may be getting ahead of myself here. Have a prologue.
The
year is 2006. Wait. No. Shit. 2009. Someone flipped the last
number, and the person responsible will be reprimanded for such
nonsense once a free minute occurs. The last pecks of snow are
melting, in a tiny little town by the ocean. If you're from a small
town, this passage is conjuring up nostalgic feelings.. and if you
grew up in a city, just remember that time you went to grandma's for
a week and were bored silly. Yeah, like that. Good.
In this
little town, there's a nice young twentysomething named Terry. Not
Jerry, heavens no, that's not his name at all. Terry starts with a T.
And Jerry starts with a J. Completely different. Just needed to get
that out there. Anywho, this guy, Terry. He has these three friends
in the next town over; Brad, Matt, and Sherm. What's that?
Self-inserts? The author has no idea what you're talking about, these
allegations are unfounded. Those four duders, they happen to hang out
and play video games an awful lot.. and often, games come up in their
discussion. That Terry fellow is a gigantic old-timey Final Fantasy
nerd. He could tell you all about the best job classes in Final
Fantasy V, I'm sure. Something terribly cliche is going to happen to
these four, much like something out of a 2003 tactical JRPG for the
Game Boy Adva-- I mean, something the author himself came up with
completely originally. Overnight, Terry's world will be transformed
into a remote part of the mythical and blatantly stolen fantasy world
of Ivalice, known as "New Island". Terry will be gifted with the
powers of his favorite job class from that one Final Fantasy series;
the Black Mage. Why was his home changed? How will he get back? How
will he use his powers? Can he even USE them to begin with? Is he
even any good at this? Will the author get rave reviews and several
attractive women with big breasts desiring to sleep with him?
Find
out in...
FINAL
FANTASY TACTICS
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