Hello gamers and readers! Cian-Nueral here with the anticipated sequel to Mega Man: DeafMatch and Stupid Bomberman Rangers! We last left off when Prince Shirobom/Bomberman from SBR was captured by Dr. Wily in MM:DM Chapter 15! We then saw that Chapter 16 of SBR shown what happened to Shiro during his first few days of imprisonment! If you don't know what I mean, seriously! Read both stories to underatand what's going on!
For those that are confused or are new to Simply Stupid, it is about a universe where all media are mixed with reality... With that, I can ruin childhood favorites by turning characters like Thomas the Tank Engine or Barney the Dinosaur into hilarious hypocrites! Just to warn the new comers, everyone is OOC (Out of character) as to keep the stories moving. Here are some examples:
Shiro/Bomberman: Serious, not always cheerful, knows martial arts and unorthodox combat methods like using explosives like maces.
Splash Woman: 9 year old perverted mermaid!
Guts Man: Sell books made by a perverted Kamen (Masked) Rider.
Red Bomber: There are two Red Bombers: One is Shiro's girlfriend/maid and the other is Shiro's 4th youngest brother.
Aobom/Blue Bomber: He's a party monster when he isn't sleepy!
Pretty Bomber: Perverted princess who's dying after a failed assassination on Shiro ruined her ball.
Cut Man: On Skyrim skooma rehab.
Mega Man is owned by Capcom and Bomberman used to be owned by Hudson before becoming a part Konami! Read, Review... Watch out for some dirty momments and Enjoy!
Somewhere in Nevada, June 7, 2019...
"Ugh... *creak!* What happened?" Guts Man groaned out as he dizzily got up from the floor. He and Ice Man were separated behind bars without any chains on them.
"... I have no idea, Guts... I think we've been offline for nine days!" Ice commented as he leaned onto the cell that divided the two robot Masters. They were thinking of what to do until Guts had a bright idea to break the cell. "*watches Guts get up...* What are you doing?"
"Breaking the cells... *creak!* Hmm... *tries to break the bars...* Huh?" *tries again..." Huh?! *Thrice now...* I can't break the cells! *opens his chest armor..." Is my Super Arm chip there, Ice?!" The heavy-weighted Robot Master asked in panic as Ice also opened his chest compartment and inspected Guts Man's chest compartment.
"Y- Yours is missing!"
"So's yours!"
"What are we gonna do?!"
"I don't kno- *squeak!* What was that?" Guts was cut off by the sound of a ball squeak against the wall adjacent to them.
"I don't know... Drat! I said the same thing you said! *towards the nearby cell...* HEY! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"
"I GOT SEPARATED FROM MY GIRLFRIEND AND MY FAMILY! AND THEN I GOT TORTURED!" The voice shouted out in sadness, placing a red ball-like hand onto the bars and gripping it tightly. All Guts and Ice could do was wince in response to the shout.
"ARE YOU A ROBOT MASTER?"
"NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND I AM FROM A DIFFERENT GALAXY!" This confused the two Robot Masters.
"HOW FAR?" Guts shouted out in confusion.
"I DON'T KNOW! I CAME TO THE EDGE OF YOUR GALAXY IN WHAT? WHAT YOUR PLANET CALLS SEVEN BILLION LIGHT-YEARS?! *thud!* I JUST WANT TO GET BACK TO MY FAMILY..." The voice then wailed out in desperation as he then shown his face's exo-skeleton: A white helmeted face with no mouth, has brown eyes with partially thick eyebrows and with a red glowing antenna behind his head... A Bomberman.
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
"SHIRO! BUT MY HOME GALAXY CALLS ME BOMBERMAN!
"*giggles* YOUR NAMES SOUNDS LIKE A TERRORIST'S NICKNAMES! CUZ' SHIRO MEANS WHITE ON THIS PLANET AND THIS PLANET SUFFERS ALOT OF BOMBI-!" Guts laughed out loud with a giggle to spare before being cut off by Ice.
"SHUT UP, FAT BOI!" Ice shouted out in annoyance towards the foreman.
Meanwhile at the kitchen of Light-Labs/Light Mansion, San Diego...
(Play Pink Spring by Waterflame...)
"... I can't believe I'm stuck to Shiro's armor..." A red Bomberwoman with green eyes, a large yellow bandanna on her antenna like ribbon and a large light-blue marble embedded into her muffin-top of a stomach, groaned as she removed a greenish-blue and dark blue pair of goggles with white wings. This is Akanami. She is accompanied by three blue robots: Another Bomberwoman with a white ribbon on her antenna (Mizubom/Aqua Bomber) and two Robot Masters (Mega Man/Rock and Splash Woman/Splash).
"Why did you wear it then?" Mizu asked as she and Splash were showing bored expressions. "You know that you, Big Bro Shiro, Midori and I are Damans or Chimeras, but you have never even gotten any instructions on how to use them! "
"... I just want to find him already... I feel lonely without him and I just can't help but think of what might be happening!" All Rock and Splash could do was pity them and hope that their creator, Dr. Light, Guts Man and Ice Man were also unharmed. "*sigh* It's getting stuffy in my exo-skeleton!" Aka sighed as she then removed her helmet, revealing a mouthless face with shoulder-length black hair tied by the bandanna like a ribbon and stared at it.
"... What is it like to be on your planet?" Splash asked as she then fiddled with a robot fish next to her. Mizu then explained to her on what Planet Bomber was like.
"It's just a floating rock with a Bomberman head shape and water all over the place! I have a picture on our Xbox One! *shows the picture...* See?"
"... Wow... SO MANY ARCHIPELAGOS!" All Rock could do was shrug and smile at the planet's surface.
(Stop the song... Or you can swap it with Sim Gretina's [Electro Swing] Peggy Suave- Enemy Like Me...)
"*crash!* ROUND TWO! ROUND TWO!" Sounded across the hall as the DLeven gathered around to see Roll wrestle on the ground with Momobom all of a sudden.
"I CALLED DIBS ON THE CONTROLLER!" Roll shouted out.
"WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD PLAY ON THIS?!" Momo retorted.
"KURO DID!"
"P- Ple- ease! St- top f- Fig- *poke!*" Oriokebom, Momo and Mizu's oldest sister, who's also dying and sports a left cracked eye, groaned out in pain after suffering an antenna to said cracked eye.
"THAT'S MY LINE!!!" Mizu screamed out before being pulled back by Splash.
"Mizu! Don't do it!" Splash whispered out to the light-blue Bomber (technically girl since she's 12!) woman.
"I WAS GONNA USE IT! USE ROCK'S!"
"NO! YOU CAN PLAY LATER!
"RAHHH! *rips off her knee-length skirt and whips Roll with it...* MY FAMILY OWNS IT!!!"
"*retaliates by ripping Momo's skirt in half...* I ASKED AND WAS ALLOWED!!!" This pissed Momo off even more and she then reached for her pink vest to rip it off before she was stopped by Cut, who was sporting a heavy nosebleed.
"P- Please stop strip-whipping!" All Aka could do now was facepalm and whine.
"I really need to train! *groans* At least I'm not told to work out..." All of a sudden, EVERYONE was staring at her! The poor girl's praying to get her lover back when she doesn't want to get stronger to get him back!
"Oh Aka... We will put you in a one VERY soon... Until we give Orioke a surgery!" Kurobom Answered with a sickly cheerful smile before aiming at Orioke, who beamed in happiness at her predicament.
"Th- Thank Y- You!"
Chapter 1 end...
References:
1. Both casts (almost) of MM:DM and SBR!
2. Terrorist jokes despite how messed up Guts said it
3. "Fat Boy..." -Dell Conagher from Valve's Team Fortress 2
4. Some armor pieces from Custom Battler Bomberman/Bomberman 2 DS
5. Bomberman heads are exo-skeletons whose endo-skeletons resemble the heads of Bombers from Hyperkani's Bomber Friends game that is actually a pretty good bootleg of the Bomberman franchise
6. The Planet Bomber from Super Bomberman R... It's a planet full of archipelagos in Simply Stupid!
7. Races of Bombermen in Simply Stupid
8. Girls wrestling... And then stripping their clothes and using them like a whip or the parents of a US racial minority
9. Someone get that girl a treadmill! Pronto!
That's all folks! Welcome to Mega Man and Bomberman's 1st ever crossover in the site!
