Prologue: what is the ridiculator

One dark night in mushroom kingdom, there toiled a scientist. Not just any scientist, this one believed in fiction and not fact. His inventions helped saved kingdoms and occasionally made great coffee. However this one night would be one he'd regret, for about 2 days then leave it to someone else.

"Ahahahahaha, I have done it" E.Gadd had on a welders mask while putting the finishing touches on his new invention. "The greatest invention to walk the face of this kingdom."

"Why do you keep talking to yourself?" A boo named Jin appeared.

"All great scientist talk to themselves." E.Gadd replied.

"So what is it?" Jin asked

"Well, I call it the ridiculator" E.Gadd held it like a gun. "Point it at something, shoot, and it makes no sense."

"What?" the concept utterly confused Jin

Rather than try to explain, E.Gadd shot the beam at a conveniently placed refrigerator. At first all seemed normal, but E.Gadd opened the door and old reruns of the Cosby show were playing.

"That makes no… oh" Jin caught on. "So what are you going to use it on"

E.Gadd suddenly got a cynical smile. "Peach's castle."

Author's Note: okay prologue is short, but the chapters will be longer.