(Lights rise and a crowd cheers. A tall, slightly chubby man walks onto the stage with the 8 survivors.)

Richard: Hello! Welcome all you Left 4 Dead fans!

(Crowd quiets and 9 chairs are brought on stage. All sit.)

Richard: I am your host this evening. My name is Richard.

Louis: And I'm Louis Bennett! Pleased to meet the crowd!

Bill: Shut up, son. This isn't your part of the show!

Louis: (Stands) This is an outrage! You're racist, aren't you? This is bull shit!

Rochelle: (Puts her hand on his shoulder) Do you really need to start now?

Bill: Yeah!

Louis: Shut up Bill. (Looks at Rochelle) Yes, now. People have questions for me!

Nick: You self-centered son of a bitch. (Gets out of his chair.) They have questions for all of us.

Louis: Ok, ok, fine, all of us.

Ellis: I don't really care. I came for the buffet!

Francis: BUFFET? WHERE?

Ellis: Backstage, Francis! There's a Taco Bar and-

Francis: TACOS? BAR? WHY WASN'T I TOLD ABOUT THIS?

Zoey: So you would do the interview.

Coach: I DIDDN'T KNOW EITHER! I WANT TACOS!

Rochelle: Ok, Coach. You'll get your taco's.

Bill: I want steak. Nicely seared and medium rare. With some nice watercress salad and-

Richard: All of you shut up! You'll get your tacos in a min- wait. TACO BAR? WHERE?

Zoey: Backstage.

Richard: (Stands and signals a cut) That's all the time we have, but you can send the survivors question.

Bill: Send your questions to the review box. Remember that now.

Zoey: Bye bye.

Coach: Shut up Zoey.

(Lights dim and Zoey hits Coach with a hammer)