(Lights rise and a crowd cheers. A tall, slightly chubby man walks onto the stage with the 8 survivors.)
Richard: Hello! Welcome all you Left 4 Dead fans!
(Crowd quiets and 9 chairs are brought on stage. All sit.)
Richard: I am your host this evening. My name is Richard.
Louis: And I'm Louis Bennett! Pleased to meet the crowd!
Bill: Shut up, son. This isn't your part of the show!
Louis: (Stands) This is an outrage! You're racist, aren't you? This is bull shit!
Rochelle: (Puts her hand on his shoulder) Do you really need to start now?
Bill: Yeah!
Louis: Shut up Bill. (Looks at Rochelle) Yes, now. People have questions for me!
Nick: You self-centered son of a bitch. (Gets out of his chair.) They have questions for all of us.
Louis: Ok, ok, fine, all of us.
Ellis: I don't really care. I came for the buffet!
Francis: BUFFET? WHERE?
Ellis: Backstage, Francis! There's a Taco Bar and-
Francis: TACOS? BAR? WHY WASN'T I TOLD ABOUT THIS?
Zoey: So you would do the interview.
Coach: I DIDDN'T KNOW EITHER! I WANT TACOS!
Rochelle: Ok, Coach. You'll get your taco's.
Bill: I want steak. Nicely seared and medium rare. With some nice watercress salad and-
Richard: All of you shut up! You'll get your tacos in a min- wait. TACO BAR? WHERE?
Zoey: Backstage.
Richard: (Stands and signals a cut) That's all the time we have, but you can send the survivors question.
Bill: Send your questions to the review box. Remember that now.
Zoey: Bye bye.
Coach: Shut up Zoey.
(Lights dim and Zoey hits Coach with a hammer)
