TITLE: Superhero Girl
RATING: PG-13 nothing real deep just pure complete fluff
PAIRING: Max/Alec and a little Logan/Asha but a very little
SUMMARY: An answer to Dizzy's challenge on the Max N Alec board!
1. Must involve jello (either in a smut kinda way or something completely different.
2. Gotta have a midget. I love me some midgets.
3. A carnival type setting, like an amusement park or some cheesy tourist attraction.
4. Logan and Alec duke it out
5. Chicken has to play a major role (I'm a chicken fantatic, so sue me)
6. Max actually braves an oven.
7. Alec wins her some kind of prize.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine. The characters etc etc etc belong to James Cameron, Fox etc etc etc. Can you tell who got zero sleep last night? Oh and I got no sleep last night cauz the discman I got for my birthday just happened to be in my room distracting me. What C.D. was I listening to? Eve6 and what song was playing? Superhero Girl! So technically I can blame my sleep deprivation on Eve6, Dark Angel, and Dizzy. ;oD
DEDICATION: To Dizzy of course cauz her challenge was the inspiration.... though I dunno how this is gonna turn out so whether she wants 2 be the insipration or not is questionable. 8oD
AN: Don't ask why they picked Hershey Park but being the east coaster that I am I had to write bout somewhere I'd been. The result...... the gang traveles across the friggen country to eat chocolate. Use your imagination k?
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Logan sat, his head resting on the window of the speeding train, as he tried to pinpoint the point where he had lost control of the trip. Maybe it had been at the trip's start when they had taken their seats. It had seemed that subconiously they had been decideing how to handel this because there was no confusion over the issue. They all just sat, no dicussion or maunvering of lugage as if the arrangement was written out. Alec and Logan took the two window seats and Max and Asha had taken aisle seats, Max next to Alec and Asha next to him.

Or maybe he had snapped when the drink cart had come rattling along and the stewardess, or whatever the hell they were called on a train, had made him repeat his simple request for water ten times. The woman had then gone on to comment on what a cute couple Max and Alec made and they were too wrapped up in their own arguement to correct her. How the woman could see them as a couple while Max was trying to break his finger and Alec was in the process of tugging at her hair was beyond him but she had managed it.

Control may have dissappeared on his short trip to the restroom when he was tripped by several suitcases, crunched through cookies and crackers scatted in the ailses by restless toddlers, and reprimanded by a crotchedy old woman for banging into her cat carrier whose occupant looked seconds away from breaking loose and mauling his leg.

Then of course there had been the man in his seat when he returned from his bathroom trip who was thrusting his affections at Asha. "What the hell'd you do old man?" Alec had asked with amusement, " Did'ja fall in?" He despised the blonde's new nickname for him. Old man my ass.

Of course it could have been when Max and Alec had launched into another of their countless arguements. He hated to admit it but the banter had been growing more and more playful verging on flirtaious in the past few weeks. The object of the fray this time was a portable C.D. player the pair had pitched in to buy. They had each grabbed onto the headphones and tugged. The device was nothing against the combined strength of the two transgenics and it snapped in two. Logan had been preping himself for bloodshed but they had just laughed and each took half of the headphones thereby solving their problem.

Asha could have been the deciding factor. She had fallen asleep soon after he had kicked her admirer out of his seat. A particularly sharp bend sent her flopping into his seat her head falling onto his sholder. She was drooling slightly and she breathing was hot on his neck in the already stuffy train but he didn't have the heart to wake her. He had taken advantage of the situation by placing his arm around her hoping ot get a rouse out of Max but she paid no attention.

Whatever it was that set him off Logan was sure that one more incident would send him over the edge. The retarded stewardess who had taken his order earlier wheeled her rickety little drink cark by once more but this time he had the intelligence to wave her away. Alec however did not. The blonde had repeated his order of soda several times before he just got up and grabbed the drink off of the cart himself. "Shouldn't have people who can't fucking hear working in a field where that skill is required," he muttered.

That was when it happened. The final event to topple the scale. "Oh this is my favorite song," Max squealed the same time Alec shouted, "I love this song." Logan had grown used to the almost eerie similariteis between the two and that alone would not have sent him over but what happened next was just too much.

Max began belting out the first verse of the song, "Well here is me on tragedy.....I always want what's out of reach.....She pulls dyed black hair back and sighs..... Fuck that night out with the guys... I never get a word in with them anyways."

Her voice was not spectacular but it wasn't hard on the ears and he was enjoying the song until Alec joined in on the chorus, "The telephone..... Doesn't scare me anymore you're home....... And I am here alone my dear...... Always stupidly sarcastice........My hyper spastic superhero girl."

Logan began to get suspisous when Alec took the next verse on his own, they were cordianting this perfectly without saying a word, "So break the bruised monogomy..... And let him fade to memory... Your erotic wet atomic eyes...... Keep reoccuring in my mind.... Do me a favor please and touch your lips to mine."

This lyrics sank in as the pair started up again on the chorus. They seemed to be singing the song to each other without relizing it and the meaning was clear. Let him fade to memory..... Logan groaned loudly and ripped the headphones out of the outlet in the C.D. player.

"Something wrong?" Max asked innocently. Logan sighed again and let his head hit the window with a thunk hopeing that the rythmic clacking of the wheels on the tracks would calm his frazzeled nerves. This was going to be a long ride.

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